Our trip to diu- a very memorable one. Instead of forming a narrative around it like last time, i have just tried to make it funny or do something. hope u guys like it and show it to ur frnds, or frnds frnds.. or even ur frndies.
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3. Arre billu, tumhe barbar ke paas le jane ka time aa gaya I likes two things.. Half Cha(n)i and half chaddies. U see, jab kam damo me mile, to koi pura kyu le Maan gaye..
4. Aaee, show yaha upar chal raha he.. Tu kaha dekhta he. Kya he, every man shud be hard frm outside and soft from inside.. Mera inside thoda zyada outside ho gaya.
5. Guys guys.. One question: In future, only soma’s family will be called double income family!! Why? Kyunki soma aur bhabhiji dono ke pas DHAN he!! (if u still need a clue: 3 idiots)
6. Alle binni, yeh pinku ne abhi kya zoke mara.. Kuch samaz nahi aaya!! Mat yaad dila yaar.. Agar haath ne wapas kahi dhoka de diya to soma understanding bhul jayega Guys travelogue ke liye mast line sochi he.. “diu is good but baroda is better” .. Cool na
7. Aae, woh dekho.. Pilli sadi me aunti.. Unki sari ka color chng ho gaya.. Pehle yellow tha. Abhi transperant yellow he na Wow binni.. Obsrvation yaar. Wahi me sochu abhi wale color me kuch to problem he
8. Moral of the story: agar aap har dukandaar se bargain karoge, to bhagwan aisi jagah aapki izzat ke saath bargain karega ki naa aap hass paoge na aap ro paoge.
11. Kat leta hun me yahan se.. Siddhu saala pagal ho gaya he.. Me to already half ticket me travel kar raha hun Arre MICA-LAAL, pehle teri nili karenge fir wapas laal.. Hu ha ha ha Chhod mere bhai ko.. Chhod kamine.. Bachao bacho..
12. Mummy ne kaha tha: beta 2 haathon se hamesha bachke rehna. Pehla haath public knowledge me he.. Kanoon. Aur dusra haath binayak Ka .. Par ab yeh teesra haath!! Abe suna nahi he kya!! Teesra haath, jagannaath. Shayad Jamnagar me banned hoga..
13. Bhagawaan kare.. Yeh dharti yahi phat jaye aur yahan toilet ban jaye.. Ab uth ke jane ki himmat to nahi he… Aaee binni.. My good friend.. Woh tere beer ki bottle leke aana yaar.
14. Abe hum mitti se aaye hein aur mitti me hi chale jayenge.. Kar le yahi pe download.. “Toilet is good but open is better”
15. Gentleman, does anybody know, wts the GDP of Mozambique? I think its close to nepal. Priyank, it seems you have placed the order for the evening.. How many vegetables?
16. Mr Chand, u innocent imbecile… Well to answer ur question Mr Bhikhari, Mozambique has no GDP whatsoever Is it true Mr Mehta? Uuummmm.. Why not talk about China. I am sure it has beautiful GDP