if u have time do read it .. it is quite a funny stuff..

1. Peg Peg
After
or was it page after page

2. I never take risk while drinking
When I come from office in the evening, wife
is
cooking
I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
I stealthily enter the house
Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is looking at me from the
photo frame
But still no one is aware of it
Becoz I never take a risk

3. I take out the glass from the rack above the
old sink
Quickly enjoy one peg
Wash the glass and again keep it on the
rack
Of course I also keep the bottle inside my
cupboard
Shivaji Maharaj is giving a smile

4. I peep into the kitchen
Wife is cutting potatoes
No one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

5. I: Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
Wife: Nope, she doesn't seem to be that
lucky. Still
they are looking
out for her

6. I again come out; there is a small noise of
the black
cupboard
But I don't make any sound while taking out
the bottle
I take out the glass from the old rack above
sink
Quickly enjoy one peg

7. Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

8. I: But still I think chopra's daughter's age is
not
that much
Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs
old... like
an aged horse
I: (I forgot her age is 28) Oh Oh...

9. I again take out potatoes out from my black
cupboard
But the cupboard's place has automatically
changed
I take out the bottle from the rack and
quickly enjoy
one peg in the sink
Shivaji Maharaj laughs loudly
I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash
Shivaji
Maharaj's photo & keepit in the black
cupboard

10. Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

11. I: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a
horse? If you
say that again, I
will cut your tongue...!
Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out
and sit
quietly...

12. I take out the bottle from the potatoes
Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
Wife is giving a smile

13. Shivaji Maharaj is still cooking
But still no one is aware of what I did
Becoz I never take a risk

14. I: (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on
your face...
I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on
the rack
Stove is also on the rack
There is a small noise of bottles from the
room
outside

15. I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in
the sink
But none of the horses are aware of what I
did
Becoz Shivaji Maharaj never takes a risk

16. chopra is still cooking
And I am looking at my wife from the photo
and
laughing
Becoz I never take what???