The volcano is sick and vomiting black tar while feverishly glowing beneath. It sneezes, blowing a grey cloud that smokes up the air worse than California. For days, the sick volcano passes its illness to the rest of the environment.

1. Bad Poetry

2. VOLCANO by Kim Mapstead
The tilting volcano
Blowing it's face
To the untainted east
Vomiting black tar,
Feverish heat
Glowing beneath the spew,
"Ah Choo!" It sneezes
And a grey cloud is blown
Smogging up the air,
Worse than California.
For days it goes on
Passing it's illness
To the rest of those
in it's environment.
The sick Volcano.

3. It's Like...This Shane Boyd
Life, it’s like snow.
Brrrr.
Love, it’s like honey, in a hive.
Sweet, but ouch.
Friendship, it’s like rainbows.
Yeah, rainbows
Anger, it’s like a good looking monk.
(does you no good at all)
Bad poetry, it’s like uhhh hmmmmm Chocolate.
Somehow I guess

4. You're Mean Colleen Droske
I can't believe what you've done to me,
The lion has eaten the lamb and now you're free.
I thought you cared about me but you lied,
Yeah, you left without a word good bye.
I can no longer breathe, it's like you shot me in the eye
Because now you're not a part of me
And I might as well just sit here without glee
And cry
And wait to die.
I no longer have life because now life sucks.
Yeah, I hate your guts.
I'm a vampire because the sun doesn't shine anymore,
Not since you walked out that door.
Why did you leave me here all alone?
Did you love me enough to call me on the phone?
NO! Of course not! No way!
Now I have to go die everyday.