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The Dictionary
CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fireat one end and a fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:Its an agreement wherein a man loses hisbachelor degree and a woman gains her master
DIVORCE:Future Tense of Marriage
LECTURE:An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturerto the notes of students without passing through ...
CONFERENCE:The confusion of one man multiplied by thenumber present
COMPROMISE:The art of dividing a cake in such a way thateverybody believes he got the biggest piece
TEARS:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power isdefeated by feminine water-power!
DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comes before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks, nobody listensand everybody disagrees later on
ECSTASY:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you havenever felt before
CLASSIC:A book which people praise, but never read
SMILE:A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
OFFICE:A place where you can relax after your strenuoushome life
YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to opentheir mouth
ETC:A sign to make others believe that you knowmore than you actually do
COMMITTEE:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together
EXPERIENCE:The name men give to their Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:An invention to bring an end to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a waythat you actually look forward to the trip
OPPORTUNIST:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fallsinto a river
OPTIMIST:A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWERsays in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
MISER:A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
FATHER:A banker provided by nature
CRIMINAL:A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly
POLITICIAN:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidencelater.
DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by Bills.
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  1. 1. The Dictionary
  2. 2. CIGARETTE:A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fireat one end and a fool at the other!
  3. 3. MARRIAGE:Its an agreement wherein a man loses hisbachelor degree and a woman gains her master
  4. 4. DIVORCE:Future Tense of Marriage
  5. 5. LECTURE:An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturerto the notes of students without passing through the minds of either
  6. 6. CONFERENCE:The confusion of one man multiplied by thenumber present
  7. 7. COMPROMISE:The art of dividing a cake in such a way thateverybody believes he got the biggest piece
  8. 8. TEARS:The hydraulic force by which masculine will power isdefeated by feminine water-power!
  9. 9. DICTIONARY:A place where divorce comes before marriage
  10. 10. CONFERENCE ROOM:A place where everybody talks, nobody listensand everybody disagrees later on
  11. 11. ECSTASY:A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you havenever felt before
  12. 12. CLASSIC:A book which people praise, but never read
  13. 13. SMILE:A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
  14. 14. OFFICE:A place where you can relax after your strenuoushome life
  15. 15. YAWN:The only time when some married men ever get to opentheir mouth
  16. 16. ETC:A sign to make others believe that you knowmore than you actually do
  17. 17. COMMITTEE:Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together
  18. 18. EXPERIENCE:The name men give to their Mistakes
  19. 19. ATOM BOMB:An invention to bring an end to all inventions
  20. 20. PHILOSOPHER:A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
  21. 21. DIPLOMAT:A person who tells you to go to hell in such a waythat you actually look forward to the trip
  22. 22. OPPORTUNIST:A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally fallsinto a river
  23. 23. OPTIMIST:A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWERsays in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
  24. 24. PESSIMIST:A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY
  25. 25. MISER:A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
  26. 26. FATHER:A banker provided by nature
  27. 27. CRIMINAL:A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught
  28. 28. BOSS:Someone who is early when you are late and late when you areearly
  29. 29. POLITICIAN:One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidencelater.
  30. 30. DOCTOR:A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by Bills.

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