New Economics Viewpoints

1. NEW ECONOMICS
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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and
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buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy
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grows.
You retire on the income.
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INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You worship them.
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PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You dont have any cows.
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You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
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You ask the US for financial aid,
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China for military aid,
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British for Warplanes,
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Italy for machines,
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Germany for technology,
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French for submarines,
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Switzerland for loans,
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Russia for drugs
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Japan for equipment.
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You buy the cows with all this
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And claim exploitation by the world.
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AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You sell one and force the other to
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produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops
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dead.
You put the blame on some nation with
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cows & naturally that nation will be a
danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and
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FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You go on strike because you want three
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cows.
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GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You reengineer them so that they live for
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100 years, eat once a month and milk
themselves.
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BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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They are both mad cows.
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ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You don't know where they are.
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You break for lunch.
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SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which
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belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
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JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You redesign them so that they are one-
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tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images
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called Cowkimon and market them
worldwide.
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RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You count them and learn you have five
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cows.
You count them again and learn you
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have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you
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have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another
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bottle of vodka. 12

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CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You have 300 people milking them.
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You claim full employment, high bovine
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productivity and arrest anyone reporting
the actual numbers.
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MALAYSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
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You ask for government subsidy
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You buy cars, travel overseas and marry
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again
Ask for some cows.
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