2. Face it, you’re boring.
Your tweets are just endless links and
quotes. Say something for yourself.
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3. You ll up my stream.
You tweet so much I’m tired of looking
at your prole pic. Take a break.
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4. You don’t tweet enough.
Too much, bad. Too little, bad. It’s a
difcult balance but if you haven’t
tweeted for weeks there’s really no
point.
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5. It’s all about you.
A little about your life is great, too much
is tedious. Had milk on your cornakes
this morning? Keep it to yourself.
4.
6. You play the numbers game.
So you only followed me so I’d follow
you back? And then you un-followed me
the next day. That’s a shame, you looked
interesting, bye bye.
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