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BLONDE JOKES….<br />

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BOB & THE BLONDE:<br /> <br /> <br />Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.<br />He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.<br />

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The 10 PM news was coming on.<br />The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump..<br />

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The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"<br />

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<br />Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump.“<br />The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."<br />Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"<br />

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Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, The guy on the ledge<br />Did a swan dive off the building, Falling to his death.<br />The blonde was very upset, But willingly handed her $20 to Bob. <br />"Fair's fair. Here's your money."<br />

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Bob replied, "I can't take your money.<br />I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."<br />

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<br />The blonde replied, "I did, too, But I didn't think he'd do it again."<br />Bob took the money.<br />

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Q .. How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?<br />A .. Knock on the door.<br />

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Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?<br />Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!<br />

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<br /> A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'<br />

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<br /> She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She said that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.<br />

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The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'<br />

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She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'<br />

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Why are blonde jokes so short? <br />... So men can remember them<br />

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THE END<br />