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«rappn IIoTTep H Bce, Bce, Bce» c. 3
«B HeKOTOpOM iiapcTBe» c. 10
«Tpn JQm Mopo3a» c. 20
«HoBopinHa npurofla IIeTpHKa» c. 53
«3aMopcbKHH ricTb» c. 66
«HoBopiHHe CBOTO» c. 75
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<Po3dix I <&fo6oppmuu %ppo6od»
Hoeopmm rmampaxido&aHi eucmaeu dxn. dimeu WKJM>HOZO eixy
TAPPH nOTTEP H BCE, BCE, BCE
fleiicmeywmue nui^a:
rappn Iloxxep Kaii UapeBHa-HecMejiHa
BypaxHHo Tep^a IlpHHII
Ba6a 5Ixa Pa360HHHKH n&epo
JQJX Mopo3 rjiainaxaii KopojiB
CueHa 1
EypaTHHo: 3,apaBCXByHxe, flopoxne 3pHxejiH! ilocjiyinaxB CKa3Ky He xoxnxe JIH?
rappn IIoTTep: 3 H , Eypaxmio, a x&i HXO xyx ^ejiaeniB?
EypaTHHo: ,H,a BOX, peniHji B Bainy BOJiineGixyK) niKOJiy nocxynnxb - y>K oneHb
MHe peKnaMa noHpaBHjiacb. A nana Kapno MHe ,a,aBHO XOBOPHJI, HXO
ynnxbCfl Haflo, xojibKO y Meira 3xo fleno KaK-xo Bee He jia,a,Hjiocb. 3xo
Beflb y Bac Ha BOJinie6HHKOB ynax?
rappn IIoTTep: Y Hac. TOJTBKO... (nenajibHo) niKOJiy Hainy BOX-BOX 3aKpoiox...
EypaTHHo: 3xo eme noneMy?
rappn IIoTTep: ,H,a, xoBopax, HXO MBI COBCCM ynnxtca nepecxajiH - ,a,yMaeM
XOJIBKO O CBOHX XpeHHpOBKaX nO KBH^AHHy .
EypaTHHo: A HXO xaicoe KBH^AHH?
rappn IIoTTep: Hy XBI (j)yx6oji 3Haenib?
EypaTHHo: A KaK ace? MBI C Ilbepo Bee BpeMa nxpaeM - XOJIBKO BOX ApxeMOH -
co6aica, Meniaexca noa, HoxaMH, 3a MAHOM HOCHXCA H xaK H HOPOBHX 3a
naxKy xanHyxb - MHe-xo HXO, a ,a,epeBflHHbiH, a Ilbepo flaace pyxaxbca
He Moacex, HXO6M MajibBHHa He o6n,a,ejiacb... TaK H XOAHX Becb
noKycaHHbiH.
rappn IIoTTep: Hy, B KBHRRWIG 6BI HHKaKaa co6aKa He noMeniajia - xaM MM Ha
Mexjiax no B03,a,yxy M^HH xoroieM, a co6aKH Be^b Ha Mexjiax
jiexaxb He yMeiox...
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EypaTHHo: Cjiyinaii, Tappn, a Be,a,b ecjiH niKOJiy Bainy 3aKpoiox, 3xo »ce 3flopoBO
6yflex! KaHHKyjibi, xyjraii - He xony!
r a p p n IIoTTep: Ja XM HXO! Mse TKQ xox^a Ha^o 6y,a,ex K ,H,ypcjraM B03BpamaxbCfl,
a B 3XOH ceMeHKe Memi onaxb Ha Bee Jiexo B nyjiaH 3anpyx,
nanoHKy BOJinieGHyio ox6epyx, ypoKH ynnxb 3anpexax.
BypaTHHo: J& y>K, B nyjiaHe - 3xo, KOHCHHO, He >KH3Hb. IIOMHK), Meroi MajibBHHa
xoace B nyjiaH 3anHpajia, xoxb H HeHaflOJixo, HO y>K 6ojibHO 6bmo
npoxHBHO, xojibKO OHa-xo Hao6opox xoxena, HXO6M a ypoKH ynnjx
r a p p n IIoTTep: Tbi 3Haeuib, MHe Kaacexca, HXO 3XO Bee nponcKH BojmeMopxa -
3xo OH xonex Hainy niKOJiy 3aKpbixb, a yaceflaBHO3aMexHjr, HXO
Bee yHHxejm KaKHe-xo cxpaHHbie cxajin, a caMoe xjiaBHoe..He
3Haio, flaace xoBopnxb HJTH Hex - 3xo BOo6me-xo ceKpex...
BypaTHHo: ^xo xaKoe? Tbi He 6OHCA, a ace He ^eBHOHKa, HHKOMy He pa36ojxraio.
r a p p n IIoTTep: ^aMGnflop nponaji!
BypaTHHo: KaK nponaji? OH TKQ ^HpeKxop, KaK OH Moacex nponacxb?
r a p p n IIoTTep: Ja xaK - OH coGnpajiCfl ycxponxb HaM HOBOXOAHHH npa3,a,HHK, H
BOX yyKQ nejxyio Heflenio exo Hex, nosxoMy H He Hacxynaex
HoBbiii xofl, Beflb ynnxejia BpeMa x^Hyx.
BypaTHHo: 3xo KaK? ^acbi, HXO JTH, Ha3a,a, nepeBOflax?.
r a p p n IIoTTep: Hex. BOH BHAHHIB?
Iloxemwmcx ynumeim, pacmmuecuom pe3UHoeyw Jienmy c nadnucbjo
"epeMH " u yxodnm.
BypaTHHo: Kaacexca, a 3Haio, KaK BaM noMOHb. Ha^o Anncy Cejie3HeBy no3Baxb.
OHa acefleBOHKaH3 6y,a,yiHexo, HaBepHoe, 3Haex, 3aKpbijiH B KOHHC
KOHHOB Bainy niKOJiy HJTH Hex H KXO y Bac B 6yflymeM flixpeKxop -
^aMGjiflop HJTH, HanpHMep, sxox, Koxopoxo Bee Ha3biBaxb 6oaxca...
r a p p n IIoTTep: Hex, xojibKO He BojiaH^eMopx, xox^a HaM BceM KOHeii.
EypaTHHo: Hex, Annca He xo^Hxca - B,apyx xaM H B caMOM ,a,ejie sxox - HXO xox,a,a?
A, 3Haio - Haflo ^e^a Mopo3a Hafixn! HJTH CHexypoHKy xoxa 6bi - OHH
Beflb xoace B0Jinie6HHKH, Moacex, OHH ^aMGjiflopa noMOxyx HaiixH?
r a p p n IIoTTep: A KXO xaKoii Jzj Mopo3?
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EypaTHHo: Hy XBI ,a,aexiib, - JQM Mopo3a He 3Haenib! O H xaKOii c 6opoflOH,
no^apKH npHHOCHx - CaHxa Knayca 3Haenib? Hy BOX, Bpo^e Hexo,
XOJTBKO BHyHKa eme y Hexo ecxb, CHexypoHKa.
r a p p n IIoTTep: Ja Hex, a B CaHxa Knayca yvKQ ^aBHO He Bepio. Xoxa, xoBopax,
no^apKH HaM ^aMGjiflop OH Bcex^a npHHOCHji.
EypaTHHo: A 6opo,a,a y Hexo ecxb?
r a p p n IIoTTep: Eme KaKaa.
EypaTHHo: Hy XOHHO, JQJS, Mopo3 HJXH poflCXBeHHHK exo KaKOH-HH6y,a,b, BO
BCAKOM cjxynae, CBinaxbca c HHM XOHHO Ha^o. Cjxyniaii, y Memi ecxb
KjraccHaa Hfl,ea: a HXO ecjxn oGparaxbca K CHOKHOH KoponeBe - OHa
Beflb KaKOH-HHKaKOH, a poflHen eMy npHxoflHxca, npaB^a? Ha^o
c6exaxb B CKa3Ky o CHOKHOH KopaxeBe H CBinaxbca c KaeM - OH ee
XOHHO yxoBopnx CKa3axb, Ky^a JGR Mopo3 - xb(j)y, ^aMGjiflop -
nofleBajica. 3 H , Kan, Tep^a! (y6exaex)
CueHa 2
Kaii: Tep^a, KaK xoponio, HXO XBI Bbipynnjia Meroi, a 6BI xaK H ocxanca
coBepuieHHO GecnyBCXBeHHbiM, c KycKOM jxb,a,a BMecxo cepflna.
r e p a a : Kaii, Ha^o xoponnxbca - Be^b CKopo 3anBexyx po3bi Ha OKonnce y
6a6yuiKH, H OHa ayjeT Hac. A B ,a,opoxe CXOJIBKO pa3Hbix onacHOCxeii. KaK
6BI CHOKHaa KoponeBa He xBaxHjracb xe6a H He 6pocHjracb B noxoHio.
Eaoa Hra: (,a,ocxaex COXOBBIH xejre(j)OH) A BOX cennac a eii no3Bomo, OHa H
y3Haex x^e Gexjieixw cnpaxanHCb. Axe, ane, CHOKHaa KoponeBa? 3xo
XBI, KomeioniKa? no30BH xo3flHKy, JTOX 6ecnaMaxHbiii, y Memi JSJIK
Hee ciopnpH3 ecxb. KaK yjiexejia? Hy jiaflHO, a HX nocxapaiocb
3aflep»caxb.
BypaTHHo: 3ii, Kaii, Tep^a, npHBex, pe6axa! He noflCKaacexe, KaK co CHOKHOH
KopojieBOii CBa3axbca? A xo y Hac ^efl Mopo3 nponan.
Kaii: Hex, 3x0 oneHb onacHo: KoponeBa Moacex xe6a 3aMopo3HXb HaBcex,a,a, H XBI
HHROx^a He BepHeuibca AOMOH, cxaHenib GecnyBCXBeHHbiM H XOJIOAHBIM KaK
KycoK jib^a.
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Baoa Hra: Ja cjiyinaii HX XM 6ojibine! TM Meroi cjiyniaii, a 3Haio, KaK c Heii
CBinaxbCfl. Box BH^Hnib CHOKOK? KHflaii exo, H Ky,a,a noKaxHxca, xy,a,a
H HflH - OH xe6a H npHBe^ex, Ky^a Ha^o.
Taneij pa36ounuKoe
Baoa Hra: MOJIOAHM, pa36oHHHHKH! A xenepb xBaxaiixe HX! (noKa3biBaex Ha Kaa
H Tep^y)
r a p p n Iloxxep: Hex, Jie^H, MM xaK He AOxoBapHBajiHCb. (B3MaxHBaex BOjnne6HOH
najTOHKon). Pa36omxHKH 3aMHpaiox. Kan, Tep^a, BM CBo6o,znxbi,
m xoponnxecb, a xo MHe ox flnpeKxopa nonaflex, HXO a
nojib3yiocb BOJinie6HOH nanoHKOH B nyacon CKa3Ke.
Kau u Fepda yxodnm
Pa36oiiHHKH: (xopoM): A c HaMH HXO TKQ 6yflex? TaK H 6y,a,eM cxoaxb?
r a p p n Iloxxep: Hex, BM Moacexe H^XH, HO xojibKO Ha3a,a, - B CBOK) co6cxBeffixyio
CKa3Ky. A a no6exy EyparxxHO flOxoHaxb...
CueHa 3
BypaxHHo: Box Ha^o TKQ, KaK 3a6jxy,a,HjxHCb... Ky^a 3xo MM nonajiH? HnKOx^a
xyx He 6MJX ToBopHji MHe nana Kapjio, HXO ynnxbca Ha^o, BOX ceixnac
6M B3aji Kapxy H cpa3y noHajr, x,a,e Haxoacycb. A xo Ha Ba6y 5Ixy
Hafleacfla nnoxaa - OHa Bcex^a XOUBKO Bpcaxxr BO Bcex CKa3Kax, KaK
7KQ a cpa3y He floxaflanca. (yBH^eji Tjianiaxaa) 3 H , MHJTMH nejiOBeK!
^xo cjiyHHjrocb? Ky,a,a XM 6e>KHiHb?
rjiamaxaii: JKwTQjm CKa30HHOxo KoponeBCXBa! Cjiynianxe HOBMH yKa3 Kopona!
(nnxaex yKa3) "K, Kopojib CKa30HHOxo KoponeBcxBa, npHKa3MBaio
npHHnaM 3fleniHHM H 3aMopcKHM a xaK^ce HHMM KaBanepaM H
pbinapaM npHHAXb ynacxne B KOHKypce CMexa, Koxopbin npoBcaxxx
Moa AOHb, ijapeBHa HecMeaHa. Kxo paccMeninx MOIO AOHB, napeBHy,
xoMy a HcnojiHK) jiK)6oe exo acenaHHe!"
BypaxHHo: A ecjin xpynnon CMeninxb, BceM acenaHHe HcnojiHHx?
rjiamaxaii: CnpannxBaenib! Hani Kopojib CJTOB Ha Bexep He 6pocaex - CKa3aji, HXO
HCnOJTHHX - 3HaHHX, HCnOJXHHx!
BypaxHHo: A nexo TKQ OH caM xox^a napeBHy He paccMeninx, pa3 jrio6oe acenaHHe
Moacex HcnojiHHXb? Hy BOX noacejiaji 6M, HXO6M napeBHa
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paccMeanacb - H HcnojiHHjiocb 6bi exo JKejiamie. 3aneM Ha noMomt
30Bex?
rjianiaxaii: 3KHH XBI Heo6pa30BaHHbiii! IIo 3aKOHaM SXOH CKa3KH Kopojib Hunexo
He Moacex noacejiaxb HH RJW ce6a, HH JSJIK 6JTH3KHX CBOHX -
BOJiHie6cxBO He COCXOHXCA. Box H Mynaexca, 6e,a,ojiaxa. A xyx
Hanacxb xaxaa - napeBHa peBex B xpn pynta. Co3Baji Kopojib Bcex
jreKapen H Bpanen H OHH eMy xoBopax, HXO B cxapbix KHHxax
HanncaHo: KaK XOJTBKO y^acxca KOMy-HH6y,a,b paccMenmxb napeBHy,
xaK H c6yflexca y Hexo O^HO acejiaHHe. H cpa3y TKQ noiiflex B SXOH
CKa3Ke XHHIB ,a,a 6jiaxo,a,axb, HXO HH B cica3Ke CKa3axb, HH nepoM
onncaxb.
EypaTHHo: 3Haio a, paccMeniHinb H, He6ocb, aceHHXbca 3acxaBax. A Ha HXO OHa
MHe Cflanacb, Bania napeBHa? 51 nuaKC xepnexb He Moxy. Hex, ^aace He
ynpaniHBaHxe. IIpaBfl,a, 3Haio a xyx OAHOXO - y Hexo XOHHO ecxb
BOJxine6Hoe acenaHHe, xoxb H caM OH BOJxine6HHK He H3 nocjreflHHx,
HO HXO-XO 3aKJTHHHJTO y HeXO C ^CejiaHHCM 3 X H M . . .
CueHa 4
KoponeecKUU deopeij. Cudum ijapeena, OKOJIO nee - ma3UK, e Komopoe
euDtcuMOiom uocoeue njiawiKU pci3MepoM cxopouiee nojiomemje.
Cjiyra: Exo BbiconecxBO npmm KoponeBCXBa... Hepa36opnHBO HanncaHo, BH^HO,
KopojieBCXBO oneHb ManeHbKoe.
Kopojib: npocn!
HecMesma: He xony BH,a,exb exo, He Ha^o MHe Bauiexo npHHna. (peBex)
Kopojib: Hy ,a,OHKa, XBI npncMOxpncb K HeMy - noflyMaeuib KopojieBCXBO
ManeHbKoe - 3axo nejiOBeic, AOTDKHO 6bixb, xoponiHH (K npHHny) C neM
noacajTOBaji, flo6pbra MOJiOflen?
IIpHHu: HapeBHa, a npnHec BaM sxy po3y, Koxopaa xaK ace xopouia, KaK Bbi,
Kox^a yjibi6aexecb
Il,apeBHa: A-a-a! ^exo OH ,apa3HHxcfl? BOH xoHHxe! (peBex)
Kopojib: Cjie,a,yK)iHHH!
Ilbepo: (njianyinHM XOJTOCOM): ^opoxaa HapeBHa, a npHineji nponnxaxb BaM
oneHb CMeuiHoe cxnxoxBopeHHe:
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"MajibBHHa nponana, HeBecTa MOA,
HaBeKH c6e>Kajia B nyacne Kpaa..."
IJbepo njimem, e cued 3a HUM nnmem uapeeHa.
Kopojib: BOH! BOH! Eme nyme flOHKa MOA peBeT, BOH ero! TaK, TOTO H rjia^H,
coceflHee KoponeBCTBO 3aTonHM cjre3aMH TBOHMH, a caHTexHHK yace
c6e>Kaji - He HaHHMajiCfl, TOBOPHT, a nocjie,a,CTBHfl CTHXHHHBIX
CJie30naflOB JIHKBHflHpOBaTb.
BypaxHHo: 3H, TyT HTO JTH Tpy6u npopBano? IIo KOJICHO B BO^e H,ay, XOTB
Kopa6jiHKH nycKan.
Kopojib: He BH^HHIB - npHHnecca y Hac paccTpoeHa. HeT,
3KHH TBI GCCTOJIKOBBIH,
HTO6BI nouiyTHTb npHjiHHHO, rjiafl,HHib, H yjibi6Hyjiocb 6BI ^HTOTKO Moe,
a TaM H npocoxjiH 6BI y Hee cjie3bi.
BypaxHHo: Hy, HTO6BI cjie3bi npocoxjiH, TyT npocTO Ha^o HTO-HH6y,a,b cyxoe,
HanpHMep, cyxapHKOB norpbi3Tb. Xonenib "KHpneHiKOB" napy? HJIH TBI
cyniKH 6ojibine JHO6HHIB? Ha, enib! (flaeT npHHnecce cyniKH)
I^apeeua 6epem cyuiKy, Kpymum ee - zphuem, noKa zphuem - MOJIHUWI.
BypaxHHo: 51 BOT nero Te6e xony CKa3aTb: ,a,eBHOHKa TBI HHHero, HO no-
aHrjiHHCKH ABHO He KyMeKaeuib. A y Meroi TyT TaKOH HHOCTpaHeii 3a
flBepbio CTOHT, BOHTH He peniaeTCfl...
LJapeBHa: KaKOH TaKOH HHOCTpaHen? He 3Haio a HHKaKHx HHOCTpaHneB. H 3HaTb
He xony.
Tappn Iloxxep: HHOCTpaHeii - 3TO a, HO aHrjiHHCKHH TyT He npHneM, B CKa3Kax
Bee Apyr Apyra noHHMaiOT, TaK HTO, flaBaii 6e3 nepeMOHHH.
Kopojib: A 3TO TBI nero TyT, MHJI nejiOBeK, BO flBopeii H C MCTJIOH Bnepca? ECJIH B
flBOpHHKH npHHiejI HaHHMaTBCfl, TaK 3TO c nepHoro XOfla HflH, TaM nycTb
TO6OH 3aBX03 3aHHMaeTca. A TyT pa3Be MO>KHO - B najiaTbi H C MCTJIOH?!
Tappn Iloxxep: Ja HeT, STO Moe cnopTHBHoe o6opy,a,OBaHHe.
Il,apeBHa: OH, He Mory - cnopTHBHoe o6opy,a,OBaHHe. TBI TKQ He Ba6a 5Ira, HTO6BI
Ha MeTjie jieTaTb? Tor,a,a y^c ^e^, 5Ira 6y,a,eiHb! (cMeeTca)
CjiyjuaHica: OH, 6aTK)iHKH, CMeeTca Hania aroflKa, Hy-Ka, nxaHb, nxaHb!
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LJapeBHa: Hy H nonyMaenib, CMeiocb. ^xo, Hejxb3a? Ja Hanoejio MHe y>Ke peBexb.
A Hy, - yGnpanxe BaniH xa3bi na nojioxeHna, noica a caMa B Ba6y 5Ixy
He npeBpaxHjracb. A XM, ^ca, 5Ixa, pa3 Meroi paccMeninji, xo naBan,
xoBopn, KaKoe y xe6a acejiaHHe.
Tappn IIoTTep: Tyx xaicoe ne.no: nnpeKxop y Hac nponan, o6einaji K HOBOMy xony
BepHyxbca, n yyKQ Henemo KaK HOBMH XOA nojDKeH 6bijr
Hacxynnxb, a exo Bee Hex n Hex - ynnxena HanpbiBaioxcfl, BpeMa
XflHyX, HO HejXb3fl 7KQ QTO BOBCe OCXaHOBHXb - 3X0 onacHO. H
xnaBHoe, HXO HHKXO HHHCXO He 3Haex.
Kopojib: A KaKOH y Bac nnpeKxop?
Tappn IIoTTep: Ja c 6oponoii HJIHHHOH H xjia3a xaxne no6pbie-no6pbie
Kopojib: TaK 3x0 TKQ, HaBepHoe, ^e^, Mopo3. nonapKH OH BaM Koxna-HH6y nb
npHHOCHJT?
Tappn IIoTTep: KOHCHHO, Kaacflbin HOBMH XOA nexo HH noacejiaenib, Bee y xe6a
OKaacexca. Hy, ecjin, KOHCHHO, yHHinbca xoponio.
Kopojib: TaK Benb OH KaK pa3 ceiiHac XOCXHX B cocenHen CKa3Ke ",H,BeHanHaxb
MecflneB". Tyna HHH, xaM H pa36epenibCfl, KXO OH xaKOH, Moacex, OH Bain
nnpeKxop H ecxb, nyex Moe cepnne...
CueHa 5
Kocmep. V Kocmpa cudnm necKOJibKO uejioeeK. Bxodum fled Mopo3.
^ e a Mopo3: 3npaBCXByHxe, no6pbi MOJionnbi! Box MHMO men, 3axjMHyji K BaM Ha
oxoHeK. ^eM nopanyexe?
BpaT ^eicaSpb: ToBopax, HapeBHy-HecMeinxy KaKOH-xo HHOCxpaHeii no HMCHH
Tappn pa3BecejiHji. Tenepb exo acenaHHe c6bixbca HOJDKHO.
Cjiynian, ne,a„ a He H3 xBoen JXH OH niKOJibi 3aMopcKOH? O H
pa3biCKHBaex B0Jinie6HHKa no HMCHH ,H,aM6jinop, a no onncaHHio
- xoHb B xoHb XM: H 6opona njxHHHaa, H xna3a no6pbie - Bee
CXOHHXCfl.
Jeji, Mopo3: Moacex, H Meroi - xojibKO a He nponan, a caM yineji - y>K 6ojibHO
pe6axa o6jieHHjiHCb - HHHCXO nenaxb He xoxax, 3Han ce6e Ha Mexnax
XOHAIOX, a yHHXbca HM neHb. Box a H peninji, HXO ecjin OHH no
HOBOXO xona He cnoxBaxaxca, 3a yne6y He B03bMyxca, yiiny ox HHX
coBceM H 6yny XOUBKO AenoM Mopo30M pa6oxaxb - He nponany...
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rappn Iloxxep: (B6exaex): ,H,aM6.nmop, cap, He 6pocaiixe Hac! MBI Gy^eM
cxapaxbca, XOJTBKO B03Bpamaiixecb, niKona XoxBapxc 6e3 Bac
npona^ex!
^ e a Mopo3: Hy, xaic H 6BIXB, nocjie,znxHH pa3 npomaio. Ja 3,apaBCXByex HOBBIH
xofl! 3 H , CKa30HHbie xepon, 6exnxe K ejiice xaHneBaxb ,a,a no,a,apKH
nojxynaxb - o6T>flBjiHK> HOBBIH XOA H nycxb y Kaacfloxo cGy^exca exo
3aBexHoe JKejiamie!
3eynum uoeozoduHH Menodim.
B HEKOTOPOM LJAPCTBE
fleiicmeywmue nui^a:
yiHHii Oeflox Ba6a
>b Ba6a 5Ixa CHexypoHKa (napeHb)
eBHa BOJIKH CHexypoHKa (fleByniica)
OJI Aefl ^eByiHKa-flHpeKxop
Beaymnii: B HeKOxopoM napcxBe,
B HeKOxopoM xocy^apcxBe,
He BBICOKO, He HH3KO, He flajieico, He 6JIH3KO
}KHJI-6BIJI napt, cxopoHbi XOH xocy^apb.
Bxodum ijapb, uapeeua decucum 3a HUM, eaotcuo uiecmeyem nocon, ijapb u
nocon ycajfcueawmcx 3a crnon.
Ijapb (nocny): ,H,o6pbiH ACHB, Becejibiii nac
Paflbi BH^exb Bac y Hac.
Bepn xyfl, canaM ajienicyM,
BoHa capa, Bac H3 ,a,ac.
U,apeBHa (nocjiy): Kxo BBI po^OM? CKOJIB BaM jiex? BBI aceHaxti ajin Hex?
U,apb: HBIII, flypexa, 3aMOjrxn! Tecxy Mecxo y nenn.
Hy-Ka, Mapin K ce6e B CBexjinny H cojib(j)efl»cHio ynn!
Beaymnii: Ijapb c nocjiOM CH^ax 3a CXOJIOM,
n p n BCAKOH CHe^H Be,a,yx 6eceflbi.
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LJapt: Bbi3biBaeT aHTHpec
Bain nHTaTejibHbiii nponecc:
KaK y Bac TaM B 3arpaHHne,
"CHHKepc" c "MapcoM" aim 6e3?
IIOCOJI: Hec.
U,api>: Bbi3biBaeT aHTHpec
H TaKOH HiHHio pa3pe3:
KaK y Bac TaHnyiOT nojibicy:
Ilofl My3biKy ajiH 6e3?
IIOCOJI: Hec!
LJapi>: BOT 3ajraAHji: "Hec m nee",
HHOCTpaHHbiii MpaKo6ec!
^eM ero 6bi y,a,HBHTb?
Moac, OeflOTa nparjiacHTb?
no3BaTb OeflOTa-CTpejibija, yflanoro MOJioflna!
3eynum eecencm My3biKa, exodum 0edom.
(De^OT: 3flpaBCTByii, napb MOH floporoii!
KaK acHBenib TBI, He xBopoii?
U,api>: Pa3flo6yflb K yTpy KOBep,
IIlHTblH 30JTOTOM y30p.
TocyflapcTBeHHoe flejio -
PacniH6HCb, a 6y^b flo6ep!
Beaymnii: nonieji Oe^OT ^OMOH,
OT ropa HeMOH.
He HfleT Ha yM e^a:
Hapb jrioTyeT - BOT 6e,a,a!
nycTb OeflOT KOBep HaH,a,eT,
A MM CTaHijyeM xopoBOfl!
HcnojiHHemcH memeu, xopoeod. 3ameM 3eymim xapaKmepucm My3biKa u
exodum 0edom.
(De^OT: Tbi Bnepacb npocnji KOBep,
Hy TaK a ero npmiep!
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Bee coraacHO AOxoBopy -
H pucyHOK, H Konep!
Taueu c njiawiKCiMU, UCYIOJIHHJIU deeouKU u MCIMU.
IIOCOJI : Hoy! Hoy ! TyxeH xaic! Bee He 3xaK, Bee He xaK!
(De^OT: A-a a! KoBep He xeninx B3op?
AJIB He xox B KOBpe y3op?
Hy, xaK a ero nofl MbiniKy,
Ja H KOHneH pa3roBop!
ffenaem deuotceuue, 6ydmo czpedaem Koeep.
U,api>: MHe 6 xe6a oxpexb miexbMH,
^exbiptMa HJTH naxbMH,
^XOGBI XBI He roxajrajica
Hafl cepbe3HbiMH JHOABMH!
IIOCOJI: Hec! Hec!
LJapeBHa: JIIOAH, JIIOAH! KaK HaM 6BIXB? ^eM nocua 6BI y,axxBHXb?
Iloxemwmcx Tpydadyp, Ocenuuo, Kuca, IJemapdo, Codanenjio, OHU eedym
ducKomeKy: nowm nonyppu U3 uoeozoduux neceu, 3ajfcu2awm, y Kaoicdozo ceou
uojviep - maueu, JIU6O 3azadKU, necuu, uzpu, nojviozajom ece demu.
IIOCOJI: Hoy, Hoy!
U,api>: Hy, flaeuib, a,apeHa BOHIB, xaHeii HXO TK xe6e He XO>K?!
(De^OT: MBI H 3fl,aK, MBI H xaK, Moacex, OH xoro, flypaK?
Beaymnii: H xyx OHH BCHOMHHJTH Ha ,a,ocyxe o cxapoii CBoeii no^pyxe!
3eynum My3biKa, nomimemcH Ea6a Hza - na jviemne, c jviuzajiKOU.
Eaoa Hra (napio): TBI naBOH-xo caM He CBOH,
He pyM^HbiH, He >KHBOH.
AJIH niBefl nofl nexep6ypxoM?
AJIH xypoK nofl MOCKBOH?
LJapi>: nojiHO, 6a6Ka. 51 He xBop!
BH^HHIB - aXJIHHKHH nocoji.
9L He 3Haio, KaK MHe 6BIXB,
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^eM ero 6bi yffUBwrh.
Baoa Hra: Tbi naBon-TO He B ce6e,
BOH - H npbimHK Ha ry6e!
Ox, pacTpaTHHib Tbi 3flOpOBbe
B nojiHTHHecKOH 6opb6e!
Boo6me-TO a xHTpa,
B CMbicne nofljrocTH HyTpa,
Ho naBOH-TO MHe cercapa
He KOJiflyeTCfl c yTpa.
Bee H KOJieT, H 6OJTHT,
H B rpy^H oraeM ropHT,
51flaBHOnofl03peBaio
y ce6a 3Hiie(j)ajTHT.
U,api>: Tbi MopoHHTb MHe M03rn
Ja.yKQ AyMaTb He Morn!
Tbi CBOH BCe nflTb H3BHJIHH
Ha pa6oTy Hanparn!
Baoa Hra (KOJiflyeT): A6pa, niBa6pa, Mbiuib H (JDHJIHH,
Hy-Ka, MOX, CTpflXHHCb C H3BHJIHH!
CeMbio BoceMb,flBaacflbi,a,Ba,
3apa6oTaii ronoBa,
nocoBeTyn, neM MM MOJKCM
YflHBHTb 3aMOpCKHH (j)pyKT,
^TOGbl OH B BOCTOpre flHKOM
3aKpHHaji 6bi: "Bepn ryfl!"
Ea6a Hza neped HcmanoM 3aKJiUHaHim nanueaem e Kpycucicy eody maK,
nmodbi ece smo eudenu. ffanee KOJidyem Had KpyoiCKOU c eodou u c nocnednuMU
cnoeaMU 3CIKJIUHCIHUH denaem deuDtcenue, KCIK 6U eunjiecKueaH eody HCI ecex. B
KpyjfCKy nado 3apanee noMecmumb Mamepuan, enumbieajoujiiu eody, nanpuMep
KyconeK najvinepca, mozda MOMenm ebinnecKueaHim eodbi 6ydem scpcpeKWiHUM -
ece jfcdym, nmo Ha HUX eujibemcH eoda, npuKpueawmcH, HO smozo He
npouexodum.
U,api>: ToBopn ace, He TOMH!
Baoa Hra: O! Hauuia a BaM OTBCT! ToBopio icaic KpaeBe,a,!
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ILIermem nmo mo nayxo ijapw.
LJapt: CHex H^ex?
(De^OT: CHex n,a,ex!
U,api>: 3HanHx, npa3,a,HHK - HOBMH xofl!
Hy H 6a6Ka! Cnopy Hex!
HaKOHeii, HauiJia oxBex!
LJapeBHa: Hy a BBI, ,apy3bfl, BCxaBaiixe,
XopoBOflbi HanHHaiixe,
IlpaHbxe yuiH, npaHbxe HOC,
K HaM Hflex caM RGR Mopo3!
TlecuH npo ffeda Mopo3a.
IJoMeiiMiomcM eojiKU, Komopue noiom ceoio necmo, nanu u MCUibHUKU,
nepeodemue e eojiKoe, mpedywm euKyn.
l-ii BOJIK: ToBopHxe, JQJ BaM HyaceH?
2-ii BOJIK: 3XO XOX, HXO JTK)6HX cxyacy?
3-ii BOJIK: H no^apKH pa3,a,aex, BceM RQTXM nofl HOBMH TOJ!
4-ii BOJIK: H MCHIOK, KOHCHHO, HyaceH?
5-ii BOJIK: H, KOHCHHO, He nycxoii?
6-ii BOJIK: ^XO >K, ,a,exHiHKH, noHHMaio. Bbixo,a, ecxb. H OH npocxon:
l-ii BOJIK: BBI HaM - 6peHK, a MM BaM - Ae^a, o6oH,a,eMCfl 6e3 o6e,a,a!
U,api>: OcxaBanxecb, xaK H 6BIXB! HaM nocjia 6M y,a,HBHXb!
Fpynna demeii mamjyem 6peuK. BOJIKU npueodnm deda.
JlpK Mopo3: 3,apaBcxByHxe, AexH, B3pocjibie!
C HOBMM XO^OM! C HOBbIM CHaCXbeM!
Illeji no Jiecy MHOXO flHeii, BH,a,eji pa3Hbix xaM 3Bepen.
Box flo6pajica H flo Bac. A CHexypKa He y Bac?
ffemu omeeuawm.
JlpK Mopo3: ^xo TKQ ^ejiaxb? Box 6e,a,a! Be^b 6e3 CHexypKH - HHKy^a!
U,api>: Ecxb y Hac Oe^ox-cxpejieii,
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Ha Bee pyKH MOJioflenJ
(30BeT): Oeflo-o-o-OT!
CHapaacaiica, 6paTeii, B nyTb
H CHerypKy HaM flo6yflb.
(De^OT: ITojiyHaeTCfl, Ha MHe
Bca nojiHTHKa B CTpaHe!
He flo6yfly HM CHerypKy -
HenpeMeHHO 6BITB BOHHC!
LJapeBHa: He TBOPH, Oe^OT, pa36on,
A B03BMH MeHa c CO6OH! (yXOflflT)
Jejl Mopo3: HOBBIH rofl! HOBBIH rofl!
Bo3Jie ejiKH xopoBOfl!
TIpoeodumcH uzpa UJIU ucnonuHemcH mcmeu.
Bxodnm 0edom u I^apeeua.
LJapeBHa: ^ T O MOUHHUIB, MOH Apyr Oe^OT,
KaK BOflbi Ha6paBHiH B POT?
Ajib He TOT Ha MHe KOKOHIHHK?
AJTB Hapafl, Ha MHe He TOT?
(De^OT: Ha Te6a, MOA flynia,
BeK raafleji 6bi, He Abinia.
TOJTBKO CTaTb Te6e CHerypKOH
Hy He CBeTHT HH nimna!
^ e a Mopo3: Ox, 3aacAajrca a Te6a,
BHyHKa,flyuieHbKaMOA!
(o6HHMaeT) ^ T O - TO, HTO-TO TyT He Taic,
TBI CHerypKa ajin KaK?
^eTH, 3TO HacToamaa CHerypKa?
ffemu omeeuawm. 0edom cmoum, onycmue zonoey.
U,api>: Hena, Hena ry6bi AyTb,
A AaBan CKopee B nyTb.
TocyflapcTBeHHoe flejio -
HaM CHerypKy pa3flo6yflb!
0edom yxodum.
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Jejl Mopo3: ^xo-xo ,ayxoM XM ynan!
Moacex, Kopbio 3axBopajr?
Ha xBoeM Ha napcicoM Mecxe
9L 6 nbixaH ceiiHac no3Baji.
I^hizaue nowm UJIU mcmuywm, nocon dpuzaem HOZCIMU, npunimcbieaem. (V
nac 6bin mamif zpynnu deeoneK u ux MOM - 6UJIO uiUKapuo! ffea nanu moDtce
nepeodejiucb e uuzauoK - smo 6UJI zeo3db npozpajwviu!)
^ e a Mopo3 (oGpamaexca K HbixaHice): Tbi CKaacn, flynia MOA, x^e TKQ BHyneHbica
Moa?
U,biraHKa: ,3,0M 6oxaxbiii, Ba6a, JGR. CHexypica...BapHx HM o6e,a,!
CueHKa
KoMuama fled CMompum mejieeu3op. Ea6a Kpymumcn y 3epKajia, Cmzypuy
UZpail MCtJlbHUK, 6 3W10M 6CH (pUUlKCl!
Baoa: BbncjnoHH XM 3xox nepxoB xejieBroop!
JIpji: MOJTHH, cxapaa, jrynnie 6bi B KBapxnpe yGpanacb!
Baoa: HeKox^a MHe, Ha HiemiHHx ona3flbiBaio. ,H,OMpa6oxHHHy 3aBe,a,H.
JIpji,: H 3aBefly! (3BOHHX) AJTJTO! HyacHa ,a,OMpa6oxHHHa. ITpHHijiexe? )K,ay.
CHerypKa: ITpHXjiaHiajiH? CeiiHac npHMycb 3apa6oxy.
Eepem uieadpy, Moem ew nocydy, 3ameM mojiKaem nojiomeuue e
MHCopyduy.
Baoa: O, 6o»ce, ,a,a HXO y Hee BMecxo MO3XOB!
JIpji: Xoxen KaK jxyHine, a y Hee Bee H3 pyK Bannxca.
CHerypKa: Kox^a pa6oxa He Jiaflnxca H Hacxpoemie Ha Hyjie - nan BpyK BoHfl!
Baoa (piQjsy): ,H,y6HHaxbi cxoepocoBaa! Onyx napa He6ecHOxo!
JIpK'. J& 3aM0JTHH Xbl!
CHerypKa: Cflejiaii nay3y - CKyniaii "TBHKC", a y Meroi MO3XH 3aMopo>KeHbi.
Baoa: Jlynuie y>K KO(j)e Hajieii, neM 3ayneHHbiMH (j)pa3aMH xoBopnxb.
CHerypKa: ILrrb KOHXHH6HXOB >K,ziyx Bac - npHHijinxe 3 MeM6paHbi ox " HecKa(j)e"
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Bxodum cynepModnan deeyuiKa, oua - dupeumop Modenbuozo azeumcmea.
^eByiinca-flHpeKTop (CHerypice): Kaica^ Bbi KpacHBaa! A MM ycTpaireaeM
KOHKypc KpacaBHij. XoTHTe ynacTBOBaTb?
CHerypKa: OneHb!
^ e a H Eaoa: 3a6npaiiTe, OT Hee OAHH y6biTKH(yxo,njrr).
^eByiinca-flHpeKTop: BmiMaHHe! HanHHaeM KOHKypc "MHCC CHerypoHica"!
3eynum My3biKa. Iloxemwmcx JIuca Arnica, Amajviamua, LLIaxpe3ada, dee
BedbMOHKU, UlanoKJiHK, Kpacucm UlanoHKa, CuezypoHKa-doMpadomuuua, &en.
IlpoeodumcH KOHKypcucm npozpaMMa no muny Komtypca "Mucc Mupa": detpujie,
uecKOJibKO eonpocoe-3azadoK ynacmuuuaM.
(De^OT (BXOAHT): ,H,o6pbiH AeHb, Becejn>ra nac!
A CHerypKa He y Bac?
Uapt Bejiejr ee Hairoi
H Ha npa3flHHK npHBeera.
^eByniKa-aHpeKTop: BOT H Hauia noGeAHTejibHHHa - MHCC CHeryponica!
<Desi: KaaceTca, Moe BpeMa npHinjio!
0en npuKacaemcH K CuezyponKe, zacuem ceem, npoucxodum nodjvieua
CuezypKU-napuH ua Hacmomq,yw CuezypKy.
CHerypKa: T^e TKQ CSLM RGR Mopo3?
(De^OT: 3a TO6OIO OH npncjiaji,
JKLjsyT Te6a H crap, H Man.
CHerypKa: Hy Taic B nyTb! (oGpamaacb KO BCCM KpacaBHuaM) IIoH,a;eMTe c HaMH,
IIo3HaKOMjTK) Bac C ,Zipy3bflMH! (yxofl^T)
(De^OT: BOT a! 3,a,ecb a! CaM H,ay, H CHeryponicy Be,ay!
CHerypKa (no,a,6eraeT K Ae^y, nejryeT ero):
R, pe6^Ta, K BaM cnennuia,
Ho HeMHoro 3a6jiyflHjracb.
51 ABHjiacb He oflHa,
A rocTen BaM npHBejia.
C HOBBIM roflOM no3,apaBjLaK),
CnacTba, pa^ocTH TKQJISOO
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CBeXJTOH 5KH3HH - CXO XOflOB
H 3flopoBba cxo ny^OB!
Je%, npuflyMaii-Ka nxpy,
Ilo3a6aBHXb ,a,exBopy!
^ e a Mopo3: OH, nexo-xo xy^o MHe,
Cjibinib, KaK xpyMKaex B cnHHe,
CJTOBOM, pa3 xaKoe Aejio,
9L Boo6me Ha GiojuiexHe!
U,api>: Hex y>K, cxaHeM B xopoBOfl, ^e^, Mopo3 nxpaxb H,a,ex!
Mzpa cffedoM Mopo30M.
IIOCOJI: EHJIJIB a B CBHxa y napa. A xenepb nonanb Ky,a,a? (noflxoflnx K ejiKe) 3xo
HXO? KaKOH-xo ejibKa, Pa3yKpanieH jo HxojxbKa...,H,exbH, BH noniejib (j)
6y(j)bex?
CHerypKa: ,3,exH, CKaaceM xopoM: "Hex!"
IIOCOJI: Hy, xox,a,a MHe oGtacHaHxe,
^eM BH 3flecba 3aHHManxe.
3aneM ejibica, KapaBox?
CHerypKa: MM BCxpenaeM HOBMH TOJI}.
IIOCOJI: O, Apy3ba. ^ecxHoe CJTOBO!
<A XaKOH CHaCXJTHBHH ecxb,
^xo Moxy Ha ejibica Bjie3Xb!
^ e a Mopo3: n o oGbinaio noflapicH
MHe nojroaceHO Bpynaxb.
HnKOMy a He no3BOJiK>
Cen o6binaH Hapyniaxb!
CuezypoHKa uffed Mopo3 udym K ewe, zde cmoum Kopodica.
CHerypKa (oxicpbiBaex Kopo6Ky): Tyx cocyjibKn! TJQ TK no^apKH?
^xo XM, ,a,e,ziyiHKa, npHBe3?
HeyacejiH pacnpoicjraxbiH
OflOJiejr xe6a CKjiepo3?
U,api>: Tbi, BHyHKa, Ae^a He Kopn,
Cflaexca, 3flecb He oGoiujiocb
Be3 Hanien Bbi,a,epxH - 5IXH!
(Oefloxy) Tbi CHopoBKy npo^BH
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H 5Ixy HaM H3JTOBH!
0edom dezaem no scmy, Jioeum Ea6y Hzy, sanaMbieaem eupyuu, eedem K
uapw.
U,api>: ^xo xBopnxca! EHIKHH KOX!
BopoBaxbiii cxan Hapofl!
Tbi, noflpyxa, He flypn,
T^e no^apKH, xoBopn! (3aMaxHBaexca Ha Hee)
Baoa Hra: R, KOHCHHO TKQ, xnxpa
B CMbicme nofljrocxH Hyxpa,
Ho noflapKOB Banmx BOBce
R He BH^ejia c yxpa!
U,api>: He XOMH, a,apeHa BOHIB,
n o axany XBI noH,a,eiHb!
(3JiHxca, KpyxaMH 6exaex) He Moxaii ace Hanm flynm,
^exo XBI xoiHb?
Baoa Hra: TBI Be^b 3Haeuib MOK) cjra6ocxb -
Ha BHfl,y JIK)6JTK) a 6bixb,
Pa3peuiH, napb, czjejiaii MHjrocxb,
HanocneflOK no3Be3,a,HXb.
Tlpoeodum uzpy c Memjiajviu: dee Memjiu-maKCU, demu u 63pocjiue cadnmcH
no 2-3 uejioeeKCi, dodezcuom do (pjiacucKa u 6036paiq,awmcx.
(De^OT: y6jia>KHjxH Ea6icy-E)KKy, Tyx y>K Henexo CKa3axb....
Il,apeBHa: Xoxb H TKSHIKO, a npHflexca en no^apKH ox^aBaxb!
Ea6a Hza c 0edomoM mnuym KopodKy c nodapicaMU.
Jlpji, Mopo3: HOAXOAH, necxHOH Hapofl,
nojxynaH no,a,apKH!
MHe nopa B o6paxHbiH nyxb,
^xo-xo cxano acapKo! (Bpynaex no,a,apKH)
ffajihuie, KCIK odbiHuo, - ducKomeKa!
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TPH RERA M0P03A
fleiicmeywmue Jiui^a:
Ren Mopo3 - czieayia KpacHO-6ejraa.
JGR ToMxeH - HIBCUCKHH JGR Mopo3 (ofleacfla 3ejreHaa c 6ejibiM).
JGR lOjiexoMxe - xpeHjiaH,a,CKHH ^e^, Mopo3 (ofleacfla cnroia c 6ejibiM).
CHexypoHKa - BHynica ^e^a Mopo3a (BCA 6ejiaa HJTH xojiy6aa).
Ba6a 5Ixa - BceM H3BecxHbiH nepcoHaac H noacHeHHH He xpe6yex.
Ba6a Kapxa - no^pyxa HJTH pcucxBeHHHiia Ba6bi 5IXH, TOTKQ BceM 3HaKOMaa
JIHHHOCXb.
Ode 6CI6KU odemu no jfcejicmuw nocmanoeiuuKa. Mozym e noxMombH, a
Mozym u e yjibmpacoepeMeHHyw odecucdy. Haeepnoe, smo 6ydem 3aeucemb om
mozo — Kmo ux cmauem uzpamb. Bedb eceju, daeuo meecmuo, nmo Jiymucm Ea6a
Hza ecezda e ucnoimenuu MyjtcnuHbi.
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ffa! Ecmb eue Bopoua. Ho smo uyuejio. PennuKU sa Bopouy zoeopum oduu
U3 ciKmepoe, ceododnuu om npedueamm ua extern.
Hrpa B (|)oiie.
B (poue y ejiKU c npuuieduiUMU ZOCYYIHMU mamjywm u nowm dea
coeepiueHHO HenoHHmuux cyujecmea. M mojibKO me, KWIO yjvieem mimamb, Mozym
nponumamb, nmo Hanucauo ua cnuue y Kaoicdozo nepccmajfca. KCIK MU ycuce
dozoeopujiucb, KoemwMbi y zepouub c «njiena» nocmanoeujUKoe u 3aeucHm om
eo3pacma ucnomumejieu. IJepeou noHeimemcH Ea6a Hza u Kpmum: «3u, mu,
zde?» A 3ameM mneuue Ea6u Kapzu u ee eonnu: «3u, mu npuuiJia?» HciKoneij,
OHU eempemujiucb.
Baoa Hra: TM KXO?
Ea6a Kapra: A XM KXO?
Ea6a Hra: 51 - Ba6a 5Ixa!
Ba6a Kapra: A a - Ba6a Kapxa!
Baoa Hra: A icaic MM y3HaeM Apyx Apyxa? ,H,aBHO He BH,a,ejxHCb! Tofl!
Baoa Kapra: ,H,a! Tofl! Ho MM TKQ ,a,oxoBopHjxHCb, Kaacflbiii Hanmnex Ha cnHHe,
KXO OH xaKoii!
Baoa Hra: 51 Hanncajia! (Bepxnxcfl, H Bee BHA^X Ha,axiHCb.)
Baoa Kapra: OH! TOHHO! Ea6a5Ixa! A xenepb nnxan y Meroi!
Baoa Hra: Hnnexo He BH^cy.
Ba6a Kapra: Ha cnHHe HanncaHo: «Ba6a Kapxa».
Baoa Hra: Ha cnHHe HHHexo Hex! A BOX 3HaHHxejibHO HH^ce cnHHbi HXO-XO
BH^cy... HJXH y xe6a 3xo cnHHa! (Jlynnx 3xo Mecxo CBoen Mexjion.)
Baoa Kapra: ncayMaenib, HCMHOXO HH^CC 51 Ha 3XOM Mecxe cnacy!
Baoa Hra: YTKQ npoHHxajia. TaK BOX, Ba6a Kapxa, XM norouia, AJM nexo MM
co6panHCb?
Ba6a Kapra: ,H,a! noMeniaxb J^Qffy Mopo3y H CHexyponKe opxaHH30Baxb
npa3flHHK! EjiKy oxMemixb! no^apKH Bee 3a6paxb ce6e!
Baoa Hra: npaBHjibHo! TepoaMH 6y,a,eM! OHH Hac eme y3Haiox!
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Ea6a Kapra: HxxKaKoii CJXKH! Bo MM ^aeivi! Ja, Ba6a 5Ixa!?
Eaoa Hra: ^aeM! OxMeroieM HOBMH TOA!
Ea6a Kapra: ,H,a! M M Bee MOXCM!
Eaoa Hra: TM He npaBHjibHO xoBopmnb. He MOxeM, a MOXCM!
Eaoa Kapra: MoxeM! MoxeM!
Eaoa Hra: Hex MoxeM! He Bepmiib MHe — cnpocn KOxo-HH6y,a,b!
Eaoa Kapra: (oGpamaexca K XOCXAM). Hy, KXO xyx yMHbiii? KaK npaBHjibHO:
MOXeM HJTH MOXeM? 51 XOBOpK) MoxeM, a OHa XOBOpHX — MOXCM! Hy
KaK? ^xo? ^xo? He xaK H He xaK? A KaK? MoaceM? ^xo 3xo 3a xaKoe
CJTOBO — MoaceM? He 3Haio xaKoxo. CaMoe npaBHjibHoe — MOXCM!
Eaoa Hra: He MoxeM, a MOXCM! noMHHHib, nponuibiH TOR MM neceHKy nejxn?
OneHb BOcnnxaxejibHaa neceHKa!
Eaoa Kapra: npaBHjibHO. H Bee ,a,exH AOJI^CHM cjie^OBaxb HauiHM coBexaM!
Kozda KonnaemcH uzpa c ZOCYYIHMU O cuoeax «MOzeM u MOzeM» 6CI6KU
6ydym nemb ceou Kynjiemu u mamjeeamb, KCIK yjviejom.
Ea6a Hra: TaK noeM?
Eaoa Kapra: 06a3axejibHO noeM! 3xo CHexypoHKa He yMeex nexb! H JQJ Mopo3
He yMeex, a MM MOXCM!
Eaoa Hra H Eaoa Kapra: (noiox Kaacflaa CBOH Kynnex.)
M M MoxeM, MM MOXCM,
M M MoxeM, HXO xonenib.
KaK cnoeM, KaK cnoeM,
Cpa3y 3axoxoHeuib!
MoxeM MM, MOXeM M M
Jlynuie Bcex Ha CBexe,
MoxeM MM, MOXeM M M
TaHijeBaxb B 6ajiexe!
(noKa3MBaiox, Ha HXO OHH cnoco6HM.)
M M MoxeM, MM MOXCM
Y6e»caxb c 3apaflKH.
A noxoM, a noxoM
CMbixbca 6e3 OXJM,H,KH!
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MoxeM MM, MOXeM M M
BpaHteM 3aHHMaix>cfl,
06MaHyxb JTK)6OXO
H c mo 6MM noflpaxbca!
Eaoa Hra: Ha^o, HXO6M Bee cjieflOBajin HaniHM 6ecneHHMM coBexaM!
Eaoa Kapra: A MM HM KaayjMH RGHI, QyjsffM next 3xy neceHKy, H OHH noxoM
caMH HanHyx ee xy,a,exb H Bee flejiaxb, KaK MM coBexyeM!
Eaoa Hra: ITpaBHjxbHo! A KaK xe6e MOH KOCXIOMHHK noHpaBHjica? IlpaBfl,a, no
caMOH nocjiemieH MO^e?
Eaoa Kapra: Bpo^e ffirxexo, HO 3XO XOJTBKO OX CjiaBM 3aHneBa. A y Meroi ox
caMOxo JleMOHxn!
Eaoa Hra: ^enyxa! MOH jxyHine!
Eaoa Kapra: Hex MOH jxyHine! Cnpocn KOXO xonenib!
Eaoa Hra: CaMa BH^cy! MOH jxyHine! By^eHib cnopnxb — Bpeacy!
Eaoa Kapra: 3xo a xe6e KaK ,a,BHHy! Cpa3y noHMenib, HXO MOH KOCXIOMHHK
jxyHine!
Eaoa Hra: TM MHe?
Ea6a Kapra: 51 xe6e!
Eaoa Hra: 3xo a xe6a KaK ceiiHac...
...H deunyjia! A Ea6a Kapza Ea6y Hzy uuiennyjia. M OHU nodpanucb. Hmo
rid rlZiJC 6bino peciHbiM, mo eoodu^e omopeanocb. Xopouto nodpanucb.
Ea6a Kapra: CXOH!
Ea6a Hra: Cxoio!
Eaoa Kapra: M M He npaBHjibHO onpe,a,emieM, neii KOCXIOM jxyHine!
Eaoa Hra: ,H,a! Ha^o KOHKypc npoBomxxb! H B HCCXHOM copeBHOBaHHH a oflepacy
no6efly! ,H,aBaH ciofla Bcex xocxen H pa3Hyio MejTK)3xy.
Eaoa Kapra: TOHHO! IIOIHJXH no Kpyxy nofl My3MKy, a a 6y,ay mopn! CMOXPH,
Ba6a 5Ixa, BOH y XOH ACBOHKH HHHCXO...
Eaoa Hra: H BOH MajibHHK BMraamiT BnojiHe...
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IJpoxodum umo-mo epode KOHKypca KoemwMoe, HO 6CI6KU, npeotcde ecezo,
dyjviajom o cede.
Eaoa Kapra: OxjiHHHbra BOH XOX KOCXIOM, npocxo npejiecxb.
Eaoa Hra: Ho He jxyHine Moexo!
Eaoa Kapra: 51 mopn, a H onpeflejiaio no6eflHxejra! BOH xa xexeHbKa (B03MO>KHa
noflcaflKa) Bpo^e HHHero BbirjM,a,Hx... ,H,aBaHxe no6jiH>Ke
nocMOxpHM! A BM Bee Becenee H 6bicxpee no Kpyxy! 51 mopn! 51
CMOXpK)!
Eaoa Hra: KaK a noHHMaio, a KpacHBine Bcex!
Eaoa Kapra: Ha^o FOBopnxb He KpacHBine, a KpacHBee!
Eaoa Hra: Hex KpacHBine! Cnpocn KOFO xoneuib!
Eaoa Kapra: Kxo 3Haex, KaK npaBHjibHo: KpacHBine HJTH KpacHBee? (OHCHHB
B03xjiacbi.) Hy BOX, Ba6a 5Ixa, Bee xoBopax, HXO XM He npaBa!
Eaoa Hra: A a Bee paBHO KpacHBine! H MOH KOCXIOMHHK caMbrii...
Eaoa Kapra: Hy y>K Hex. }KiopH npncyacflaex nepBoe Mecxo MHe! H xjraBHbiH
npH3 MOH! ^pyxne, KOHCHHO, xoace HXO-XO nojxynax... Ceirqac
BpyHHM!
ECRU npedycMompeuo epyneuue npu3oe, mo ueKomopuM, KWIO npuuien ua
npa3duuK u cneKmaKJib e KoemwMe, epyuawmcx nodapKU u npu3bi.
Eaoa Hra: A 3a nepBoe Mecxo npoiny Bpynnxb MHe!
Eaoa Kapra: 51 mopn, H a npncyflKjia npH3 ce6e! Box xoxb KOFO cnpocn - caMaa
KpacHBaa!
Ea6a Hra: Hex! CaMaa KpacnBaa a!
A mym nomimemcH eopoua. 3mo nyneno. Hcnomnmb pom Bopouu Mocucem
juodou, ne 3ciHHmhiu e smou cijene. ^iyneno 603HUKJIO u3-3a uiupMu UJIU u3-3a
KCiKOU-Hudydh eiiKU.
BopoHa: Bee OHH Bpyx! H Ba6a 5Jxa H Ba6a Kapra!
Eaoa Kapra: KMHI! npoxHBHaa BopoHa! 51 xe6e XBOCX BbiiuxxnaK)!
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BopoHa: IiOHMaii CHanajra! CaMbie cxpaniHbie, a B KpacaBHHbi jre3yx! He
Beppptxe HM! CaMaa cnpppaBefljiHBaa — 3x0 a!
Eaoa Hra: Ilonaflenibca XBI HaM!
Eaoa Kapra: ECJIH XBI xaicaa cnpaBefljiHBaa, xo CKaacn, KXO ro Hac caMbiii
KpacHBbiii?
BopoHa: 0 6 e npppoxHBHbie!
Eaoa Hra: Moacenib cnnxaxb, HXO XBocxa y xe6a yace Hex! CeiiHac 6y^y xe6a
jiOBHXb, ecjiH He CKaaceuib, KXO H3 Hac nepBoe Mecxo 3aHajr!
BopoHa: 0 6 e nepppBbie!
Ea6a Kapra: 3xo KaK?
BopoHa: Ilpppome npppocxoxo! 0 6 e nepppBbie ox 3a^y! B KOHne cnncKa. A
3HanHx, caMbie nocjreflHHe! TaKHe KpppacHBbie, HXO cxpppauiHo!
Eaoa Hra: EOKHM ee JTOBHXB H nepba H3 XBocxa Bbiflxxpaxb! no6e>KajxH 6a6KH, a
BopoHa cicpbijiacb.
Eaoa Kapra: Yjiexejia! Ho MBI ee noflKapayjiHM! 5ICHO OAHO - nepBoe Mecxo,
npH3 - MHe, a xe6e ycxHaa 6jiaxo,a,apHocxb. Moaceuib B3^XB ee!
Eaoa Hra: ,H,aBaH XOXB 6jiaxo,a,apHOCXb! Hy flaBaii! 51 TKjjyl
Eaoa Kapra: CnnxaH, HXO xe6e yvKQ flann ee! BjraxoflapHocxb — 3x0 xaxaa
uixyKa, Koxopyio HOCAX c CO6OH!
Ea6a Hra: ^aBaii! H a coxnacHa HOCHXB C CO6OH!
Eaoa Kapra: MBICJICHHO HOCAX! noHHMaenib, MBICJICHHO! B xojiOBe!
Eaoa Hra: HIIOXOH 6BIJT KOHKypc. Ha^o cennac npn^yMaxb xaKoii, x^e a CMOxy
3aHaxb nepBoe Mecxo! ,H,aBaH, KXO jxynnie cnoex!? Tyx MHe paBHbix
Hex! H XOCXH Moxyx npHHaxb ynacxne, KOHCHHO! noacanyHCxa! Ho
nepBoe Mecxo Bee paBHO 6y,a,ex Moe! 51 3aoHHyio KOHcepBaxopnio
KOHHHjra. Co MHOH pfl,a,OM )KHJI MeflBeflb. H OH Kaacfloe yxpo neji! 51 y
Hexo HayHHjiacb! Box H nocjiyuiaHxe:
51 peBexb H Bbixb Moxy
Ha Mexjie HJTB Ha 6exy,
Ha acxpa^e Bbicxynaio,
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nyraneBy oGrorono!
y Meroi MeflBeflb ynnTejib,
OneHb HOKHO OH noeT!
KTO ero XOTB pa3 ycjibininT,
B jiec OT CTpaxa He non,a,eT.
ECJTH KOHKypc B^pyr o6taBaT,
MecTO nepBoe — Moe!
Bee no^apKH MHe npGffbXBXT,
51 y>K Bbi6epy CBoe!
3flopoBO? TO-TO! HHKTO Taic He CMOJKCT! Tenepb flaBan, KTO xoneT jrynnie
Meroi cneTb?
Mozym ebicmynumb 3fcejiawiq,ue xpadpue demu UJIU nodcadKa c
nonympuou necueu, A Mocucem npocmo ece npodonoicumb Ea6a Kapza.
Eaoa Kapra: EpyH^a! 51 jrynnie noio! 51 y caMon BopoHbi ynnjiacb, Kor^a y Memi
c Hen 6BIJTH xopouiHe OTHOHiemLa. A BceM H3BecTHO, HTO BopoHa
noeT jiynnie cojiOBba!
A mym u nomimemcH Bopoua.
BopoHa: KOHCHHO, a noio jiynnie cojiOBba! Ho TBI, Ea6a Kapra, 6bijia jieHHBaa
yneHnna! YpoKH nponycKana, flOManmee 3a,a,aHHe He Bbinojirouia!
^BoenHHiia, oflHHM CJIOBOM! H neTb TM He yMeenib!
Eaoa Kapra: A BOT cennac ycjibininnib, Kaxaa a CTana 3CTpaflHaa 3Be3,a,a!
IJoem ceou Kynjiemu.
Ea6a Kapra: Kap! Kap! Kap! H icap!
Co6epy 6ojibnion 6a3ap!
CTaHy ejiKH npo^aBaTb
H no^apKH OTHHMaTb!
Kap! Kap! Kap! H Kap!
JiyHine Bcex B jiecy noio!
He npn3HaeT KTO MOH flap,
51 no niee Ha^aio!
Cpa3y BceM nororrao 6y,a,eT,
51 noio npeKpacHen Bcex!
nycTb mopn y>K He 3a6y,a,eT,
MHe BpyHHTb npn3bi 3a Bcex!
06ajifleHHO noio! BepHO?
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BopoHa: OxBpppaxuxejibHO nppponexo! HepppaflHBaa 6bijra H Kapppxaxb COBCCM
pa3yHHjracb! CHexypppoHKa H xa jrynine noex! IloKa! ITpppojiexaio
flanbine!
M Bopona CKpueaemcH.
Eaoa Hra: Toace MHe CKa3aHyjra! Pa3Be CHexyponica CMoacex c HaMH
copeBHOBaxbca? OHa, HaBepHoe, COBCCM next He yMeex.
Eaoa Kapra: KOHCHHO, He yMeex! T^e OHa Moxna Haynnxbca? y ^e^a Mopo3a?
Eaoa Hra: KaKOH H3 Hexo ynnxejib? OH caM He yMeex next!
Eaoa Kapra: ITpeKpacHo! Ha^o npa3,a,HHK HM HcnopxHXb! COBCCM OXMCHHXB!
Bcex paccopnxb Ha^o!
Eaoa Hra: npaBHjxtHo! 06MaHyxb Bcex H o6,aypHXb!
Eaoa Kapra: yMHaa MBICJXB! ITycxb Bee AOMOH npoBajiHBaiox!
Eaoa Hra: BepHo! ^exo npHimiH? Ilpa3flHHK oxMeHaexca! MBI BOX xaic c Ea6on
Kapxoii peiuHjin! ^e^, Mopo3 HaBeproiKa eme cnnx!
Eaoa Kapra: A CHexyponica B KHHO nonrna. IIOXOAH! A 3XH-XO, XOCXH ^e^a
Mopo3a, AOJiacHbi npHjrexexb! Kaic HX xaM?
Eaoa Hra: A! BepHo. ,H,Ba fleflyjin. ^e^, TOMXCH H3 HlBenHH. H JQJ IQnexoMxe H3
rpeHjiaH^HH. OHH xaM JQTQA Mopo3bi MecxHbie.
Eaoa Kapra: BBI Bee, He6ocb, npHinjiH nocMOxpexb Ha xpex AeflOB Mopo30B? TaK
HX He 6yflex! Hx caMOJiex 3a xyHKy 3anenHjxcfl...
Eaoa Hra: BepHo! 3aiienHjrca! TaK H BHCHX B B03,a,yxe! KonecaMH KBepxy...
Eaoa Kapra: ^aBanxe Bee AOMOH ABHxanxe! HxxKaKOH ejiKH He 6y,a,ex!
ripeflcxaBjieHHa He 6y,a,ex!
A mym eopoua ormrnb nomunach.
BopoHa: Bpppeinyx! ITpppome xoBopppa, Bpppyx! He npppHCJiyiHHBaHxecb K
HHM. 9L xyx npppojiexajia H COBCCM He^aBHO CHexypppoHKy BH^ejia.
Bdpyz HCIUIU 6CI6KU ecmpenenyjiucb nmo-mo yeudenu, dpyz dpyzy
noKCObieawm.
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Ea6a flra: OH!
Ea6a Kapra: Ctaa!
Eaoa flra: TOHHO! CHexyponica H,a,ex!
Ea6a Kapra: Xopoino, HXO oflHa, 6e3 ^e^a Mopo3a! CMbiBaeMca?
BopoHa: JIHHHO OX Meroi O6IHHH npppuBex! H a npppoBajiHBaio!
Mcne3aem, ECI6KU mocuce codpanucb 6ecncamb.
Baoa flra: A nexo HaM CMbiBaxtca? M M , Bpo^e, CHexyponicy He 6OHMCA?
Baoa Kapra: Jlynine Hcne3Hyxb! A BCHKHG HenpnaxHOCXH ,a,ejiaxb noxHxoHbicy!
Haflo o6MaHbiBaxb, o6,a,ypHBaxb, HXO6 HHKXO He floxaflanca, HXO 3XO
MM!
Baoa flra: 3xo BepHO. TaflocxH Ha^o ^ejiaxb xamio! EOKHM! H nnaH BCAKHX
6e3o6pa3HH cocxaBHM!
Ebicmpo yjienembieawm. Bxodum Kpacaeuija Cuezypomta u noem ceow
necemcy.
CHerypoHKa: H3 TpeHjiaHAHH K HaM B XOCXH,
H H3 UlBeinxH Hani Apyx,
lOnexoMxe H C HHM TOMXCH -
Bee cexo,a,Hfl BCxaHyx B Kpyx!
Bcex Ha npa3,znxHK npHXjiaHiaio!
Byflexnteca, 6y,a,ex 6aji!
BceM Becejita a acenaio!
RQR Mopo3 30Bex Hac B 3an!
H3 TpeHJiaHAHH XOJIOflHOH
K HaM TpeHjiaHflCKHH RGR Mopo3!
H xpeHjiaHflCKHe no^apKH
lOnexoMxe HaM npHBe3!
A H3 IIlBeilHH K HaM ToMxeH,
O H xaM HiBeflCKHH JQJS, Mopo3!
OneHb OH xoxen K HaM B XOCXH,
ToMxeH - niBeflCKHH JGJI Mopo3!
Bcex Ha npa3,znxHK npHxnauiaio!
By^ex nteca, 6y,a,ex 6aji!
BceM Becejita a acenaio!
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Je% Mopo3 30Bex Hac B 3an!
CHerypoHKa: (OGpamaexca KO BCCM.) 3,apaBcxByHxe, flopoxne XOCXH! KaK a pa^a
Bac Bcex BH^exb! CeiiHac AJM Bac 6y,a,ex npe,a,cxaBjieHHe H BBI
yBH^Hxe xpex JQJS,OB Mopo30B. CaMOxo xnaBHOxo - 3xo Hainexo
^e^a Mopo3a! ^e^a Mopo3a ro rpeHjiaH^HH - lOnexoMxe H ^e^a
Mopo3a H3 IIlBeiiHH - ToMxeHa! ^pyacHO B3fljiHCb 3a pyKH H
noiifl,eM 3aHHMaxb Mecxa B 3pHxejibHOM 3ajxe!
IJod eecejiyw pumMimnyu) My3biKy, a Mocucem dumb, nod My3bmy
nonympnou necuu ece yxodnm e 3pumejibHbiu 3cm.
IIpeacTaBjieHHe Ha cueHe.
Hedojibuian 3acHejfceHHaM YIOJIHHKCI e Jiecy. KpyzoM mdojibuiue eiiKU. H eom
ua cepeduuy noimmtu ebiCKCiKiieawm 3uaK0Mbie HCIM Ea6a Hza u Ea6a Kapza.
Hecym OHU ozpoMHbiu neModau c uaKJieuKdMU u pucyuKCiMU. Bo3M03tcuo, ua
oduou cmopoue «nopmpem» Ea6u Hzu, a ua dpyzoii Ea6u Kapzu.
Eaoa Hra: CXOH! CXOH! Ey,a,eM 3,a,ecb HX Bcex >K,zi,axb. MHMO He npoiiflyx!
Ilpa3flHHKa 3axoxejiH! M M HM noKaaceM...
Eaoa Kapra: 51 coxjiacHa! TeM 6ojree, HXO He Moxy 6ojibine xamnxb 3xox
HeMo^aH. 51 xe6e He «HejiHOK»...
Eaoa Hra: Ho B HeMo^aHe Bee Hauie HMymecxBo! Bca Hauia MacKHpoBKa.
Eaoa Kapra: Tbi Bce-xaKH ^yMaeuib, HXO XOCXH Hainexo. ^e^a Mopo3a noH^yx no
3XOH flopoxe?
Eaoa Hra: A ^pyxon npocxo Hex c jiecHOxo aspoflpoMa.
Eaoa Kapra: Tox^a 6bicxpee nepeofleBaeMca! (OxKpbiBaex neMOflaH.) 3xoxo
ToMxeHa H lOnexoMxe KXO-XO 6y,a,ex Bcxpenaxb. Moacex,
CHexypoHKa, a Moacex, caM ^ e ^ Mopo3?
Eaoa Hra: Bo HXO nepeofleBaeMca? KeM 6y,a,eM? Moacex, noBapnxaMH?
Ea6a Kapra: Hex! ,H,aBaH 6anepHHaMH!
Eaoa Hra: nocMoxpnxe Ha Hee! COBCCM caypejia! EanepHHa! 3HMOH! Ha CHexy!
,H,aBaH cxaHeM 3Be3flOHexaMH. CaMaa HenoHaxHaa RJIX Bcex ofleacfla!
(BbiHHMaex H3 neMOflaHa KOJinaKH H HaKH^KH.) KoMy xoneuib MO>KHO
3anyfl,pnxb MO3XH!
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Eaoa Hra: BepHo! PaccKa3biBaii npo 3Be3,a,bi H 6ecKOHeHHoe npocxpaHcxBO, npo
BCflKne xanaKXHKH, npo BCAKHX HHonnaHexaH, npo aKa^eMHRa
MeacnjraHexHbix HayK Aacaacy — Bee paBHO HHKXO Hnnexo He noHMex!
Eaoa Kapra: TOHHO! HHKXO He noHHMaex, a Bee Bepax! IloxoMy HXO — yBH,a,exb
HHHexo Hejib3a, npoBepnxb Hejib3a! Bpn HXO xonenib...
Ea6a Hza u Ea6a Kapza nadeeawm cuuue c buecmKajviu KOJIYICIKU, cuuue
HCiKiidKU c uamumhiMU 3ee3dajviu. Ea6a Hza 6epem bojibiuyw Kpyzjiyw mpyby,
Komopcm bydem u3obpajfcamb nodsopnyw mpyby UJIU mejiecKon. Eaba Kapza
63ma ozpoMuyK) Kuuzy, e Komopyw oua cmauem, mtobbi, 3anucbieamb 3ee3du.
Eaoa Hra: Hy, KaK a Bbixjiaacy B 3XOM Hap^me?
Eaoa Kapra: ITpo(|)eccop 3Be3flOJioxHH! MHPOBOH BejiHHHHbi 3Be3flOJiox!
Eaoa Hra: A ecxt xaKaa HayKa - 3Be3flOJioxHa??
Eaoa Kapra: ECJTH He 6BIJTO, XO xenept ecxt!
Eaoa Hra: IlpeKpacHo! 3aHHMaeMca 3Be3flOJioxHeH!
Eaoa Kapra: (Bonnx). H,a,ex! H,a,ex! (TIoKa3biBaex najxtneM.)
Eaoa Hra: riant. neM Hexoponio noKa3biBaxt>!
Eaoa Kapra: A neM xopoino? HOXOH? HOXOH? (TIoKa3biBaex HOXOH.) BOH, O^HH
Hfl,ex!
Eaoa Hra: Ha^o pyKOH. TaK, He6pe>KHO, KaK B npHjiHHHOM o6mecxBe. ilepeflany
xH^poMexiieHxpa — npoxH03 noxo,a,bi CMOxpninb? KaK xaM ,a,eBHHbi
pyHKOH noKa3biBaiox: oxciofla, xpaacflaHe flopoxne, npex HHKJXOH! A
oxciofla Hannpaex aHXHHHKjioH! A 3,a,ecb Boo6me xpeHOBaa noxo^a.
Eaoa Kapra: A MBI-XO C XO6OH npHjiHHHoe o6mecxBO?
Eaoa Hra: Be3 npo6jxeM! KaK Bee peKexnpbi H 6aHKHpt>i! H pa3Hbie xaM.
Eaoa Kapra: Tox^a noKa3MBaio. (KaK ynnjia Ba6a 5Ixa.) BOH nmenaex O^HH
Ka^p. KaKOH-xo 3ejieHMH c 6ejibiM. A B pyKax GOJIBHIOH KOineneK!
Eaoa Hra: TaK! O^HH npnGbur... (CMOXPHX B xpy6y.) ITpaHeMca!
Obe babKU ybezawm, nomoM 6036paiq,awmcx u yuocnm nejuodau. A MM
cjibiuiUM necHW. IJomoM exodum u caM fled Tojumeu. B pyKax y uezo Jiapeu c
nodapKajviu!
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Jejl ToMTeH: 51 TOMXCH, TOMXCH, TOMXCH!
51 niBeflCKHH JGR Mopo3!
JlpyvKy a c lOnexoMxe,
IIoflapKH BaM npHBe3!
Hac B XOCXH npuxjiacHji
POCCHHCKHH JGR Mop03!
He MQJSJIWTh OH npocHjr,
npHCJian CBOH caMOJiex!
51 ToMxeH, ToMxeH, TOMXCH!
H3 IIlBeiiHH jrexeji.
H MOH Apyx lOnexoMxe,
O H TOTKQ K BaM xoxejx
A BOX jiapeii MOH He npocxon,
Ilo BHfly flaace He6ojibinoH,
Ho B HeM noflapKOB oneHb MHOXO!
51 pa3flaio HX BCK> ,a,opoxy!
fled ToMmen erne u numaemcH npunimchwamh. IJocmaeuji ceou Jiapeu u
npuzaem eoKpyz uezo. TIomimemcH Eaba Hza. 3adpae zonoey, CMompum ua uebo
e ceow mpyby. 3a ueu udem Eaba Kapza c pacKpumou bojibiuoii KHUZOU U nmo-mo
nuuiem e ueu. Obe dejiawm eud, nmo ue 3ajvienawm Tojvimena.
Eaoa Hra:. Axa! HoBaa 3Be3,a,a! 3anHHiH ee B Hani cnncoK. KaKOH 6y,a,ex HOMep?
Eaoa Kapra: 3a MHJTJTHOH nepeBajiHjio!
Eaoa Hra: npncBOHM SXOH 3Be3,a,e HOMep. H Ha^o no^yMaxb, KaKoe HMA ,a,axb
3XOH nuaHexe.
Jeji, ToMTeH: YBaacaeMbie, xaK BBI o6Hapy5KHjiH 3Be3,ay HJTH nuaHexy?
Eaoa Hra: Kxo 3xo eme HaM Meniaex?
Eaoa Kapra: Ja KaKOH-xo flefl xyx niaxaexca...
Jeji, TOMTCH: 51 He KaKOH-xo JS,QJS, 51 HIBCZICKHH ^ca, Mopo3! TOMXCH Meroi 30Byx.
A B X K O Bbl?
O X
Eaoa Hra: A MM... 3XH... Hy, KXO MM xaM, KOJiJiexa?
Eaoa Kapra: MM-XO? M M 3aHHMaeMca 3Be3flOJioxHeH!
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Jejl ToMTeH: A pa3Be ecxt xaicaa Hayica?
Eaoa Hra: Pa3 MM 3aHHMaeMca 3HanHx, ecxt!
Eaoa Kapra: 3xo y HHX B IIlBeHHH Hex! Oxcxajibie! A y Hac Bee ecxt! MBI
nepe^OBbie! 3anHCbiBaio HOMep H js,mo HMA Ea6bi Kapxn!
Eaoa Hra: IToHeMy Kapxn? A Moacex, HMCHH Ea6bi 5IXH?
Jeji, TOMTCH: YBaacaeMbie! Taic BBI oxicpbijiH 3Be3,a,y HJIH nuaHexy?
Ea6a Kapra: A KSLKSLR pa3Hnna?
Jeji, TOMTCH: Eojibinaa! 3Be3,a,a - 3xo HXO-XO Bpo^e Haniexo comma. A nuaHexa -
3xo HXO-XO Bpofle Hanieii 3eMjiH.
Eaoa Hra: Kojurexa, CMOXPH Kaicon yMHbiii JQJS, Hanienca! MBI cnenHajiHCXbi
3Be3flOJioxH, a XBI Hac yHHXb B3flyMajl.
Jeji, TOMTCH: Pa3peniHxe MHe B3xjMHyxb B Bain xejiecKon, H a nocxapaiocb
onpeflejiHXb.
Eaoa Kapra: (noica3biBaex BepeBKy). A HXO, nycxb CMOxpnx... (^xo-xo niennex
Ea6e 5Ixe.)
Eaoa Hra: MBI He cicpbiBaeM CBOHX AOCXH^ceHHii! Moacexe CMOxpexb Ha Hanm
ycnexH B pa6oxe... (ox^aex xpy6y.)
Jeji, TOMTCH: (cTaBHx CBOH jiapen). B KaKOM HanpaBjieHHH BBI oxicpbijiH HOBoe
He6ecHoe xeno? H KaK 3xo BBI yBHfl,ejTH exo ,a,HeM B onxHKy? y Bac
TKQ He paflHoxenecKon!
Eaoa Hra: y Hac xejiecicon HXO Ha^o! Xonenib, fleflyna, CMOxpexb - CMOxpn. A He
xonenib - npoBajTHBan! He Menian 3Be3flOJioxaM pa6oxax&!
^ e a TOMTCH: OxeHb CTpaHHO Ha3biBaexca Bauia npo(j)eccHfl, xocnofla 3Be3flOJioxH.
(CMOXPHX B xpy6y.) Hnnexo He BH^cy! B xpy6e Hex HHicaKOH
onxHKH! r^,e TKQ cxeiaia, x,a,e TKQ JXHH3BI?' H a He BH^cy He6ecHOxo
xena!
Eaoa Kapra: A XBI, PCUXXMMH, CMOXPH Ha xy Bepxyniicy COCHBI...
Ea6a Kapza xeamaem Jiapeij u ydezaem.
Jeji, TOMTCH: IlpocxHxe, a BH^cy B 3xy flbipicy BopoHy, Koxopaa CH^HX Ha
MaKyuiKe COCHBI. H Bee! B Banien xpy6e Hex onxHKH.
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Eaoa Hra: HaM H He Haflo... 3xo cneHHajibHbiH sjieKxpoHHbra xenecKon.
Jeji, TOMTCH: KpoMe BopoHbi, a HHicaKOH nuaHexbi He BH^cy! (OxjM,a,biBaexcfl.) H
eme a He BH^cy CBoexo Jiapna c noflapKaMn! TRG MOH BOJIHICGHBIH
jiapen?
Eaoa Kapra: (6epex BepeBKy) He 6BIJIO y xe6a HHKaKoxo jiapna, ^efl TOMXCH!
(IloKa3biBaex BepeBKy.) A BOX 3XO BH^HHIB?
Jeji, TOMTCH: BepeBKy BH^cy. Hy H HXO? Ox^anxe MOH jiapenj
Eaoa Hra: MBI He BH^ejin exo!
Ea6a Kapra: He 6BIJXO... BOX XOXB KOXO cnpocn. He 6BIJIO! (B 3ajr.) BepHO, He
6BIJIO? Ax, 6BIJT! A BBI He nyxaexe? EBIJX? A MM He BHACJIH!
Jeji, TOMTCH: Cennac TKQ OT^aHxe MOH BOJXHIC6HBIH jiapenj 51 CKopo flOJiaceH
Bpynaxb BceM noflapKH.
Eaoa Kapra: BOH xy,a,a nocMOxpn, ^opoxoH. Moacex, 3xo OH... TOMXCH nbixaexca
HXO-XO paccMOxpexb, nojioacnji xpy6y, a xyx 6a6KH H3JIOBHHJXHCB,
pacx^HyjiH BepeBKy H 6bicxpo onyxanH ^e^a ToMxeHa H 3aBfl3ajiH
60JXBHIHM y3JTOM!
Eaoa Hra: nonajica! A xo B XOCXH co6pajica! Ha ejiKy pa36eacajrca!
CaMOJiexHKOM jiexen! Tenept Ha BepeBOHKe nocH,a,HiHb... ^aneKO He
yH^eHib. Jlec y Hac xjxyxoii, XCMHBIH, KPHHH He KPHHH...
Eaoa Kapra: CH,a,exb 6y,a,eiHb - noKa He oxBiDKeM! A jxyHine K cocHe npHBiDKeM!
OHa xoncxaa, KpenKaa!
^ea TOMTCH: Tocnofla, xocnofla 3Be3flOJioxH! BBI Be^exe ce6a, KaK pa36oHHHKH!
KaKoe BBI HMeexe npaBO? 3aneM BBI 3XO flcxaexe?
Eaoa Hra: ^xoG HHKaKOH ejiKH He 6BIJTO! Bcex Bac nepejiOBHM H BepeBOHKOH
CBaaceM! H pyKOH ineBejibHyxb He CMO^cexe! H HOBOXO To^a He
6yflex! npH,a,ex OH, nocMOxpHx, Bac He HaHfl,ex H yH,a,ex! Cennac
OXJTOBHM xBoexo npHflxejM, fleflyjiK) lOnexoMxe H3 TpeHjiaHAHH.
Eaoa Kapra: Pa3yMeexca, npnBaaceM!
Jeji, TOMTCH: 3HanHx, BBI HHKaKHe He 3Be3flOHex&i, a...
Eaoa Hra: CaMH 3HaeM, - MBI pa36oHHHKH H xyjinxaHbi! ^HCHHnjiHHy He
npH3HaeM! n o noBefleHHio y Hac flBOHKa! H Bcex,a,a 6y,a,eM
6e3o6pa3HHHaxb!
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Jejl ToMTeH: OneHb pncicyexe! H a BaM He 3aBH,ayK)! BBI 6y,a,exe Haica3aHbi. ^e^,
Mopo3 y3Haex, CHexyponica y3Haex! Ox HHX BaM Bjxexnx...
Baoa Kapra: Ea6a5Ixa, nexo MM exo cjxyinaeM? Bbicxynaex eme...
Baoa Hra: BepHo! Tamn flcaymo! ITpHBiBbiBaH K caMOH KpenKOH cocHe!
Baoa Kapra: (noxaiHHjia ToMxeHa B «jiec»). IIOHIJXH, fleflyniKa, Bce HOBOXOAHHC
npa3flHHKH 6yflenib npHBioaHHbiH. Xonofla XBI He GOHHIBCA.
He^ejibKH ABe nocH,a,HiHb, a noxoM, Moacex 6BIXB, oxnycxHM.
Baoa Kapra: yxaiinxxa JQM ToMxeHa 3a BepeBicy B «jrec».
Baoa Hra: HaM xnaBHoe Hacojinxb HanieMy JQjsy Mopo3y H exo BHynice
CHexypoHKe! A ceixqac Ha^o noiiMaxb sxoxo JXQM H3 rpeHjiaH^HH -
IQnexoMxe. H x^e 3xa rpeHjiaHflna? 3x, Ha^o 6BIJIO xeoxpa(j)HK) B
niKOJie Bce-xaKH ynnxb. A xo noMHK), MaMauia MOA, Ba6a 5Ixa-
cxapinaa, B niKOJiy Memi onpeflejiHjia c MaxeMaxHnecKHM H
aHXjiHHCKHM yKjiOHOM. A a HH pa3y H He xoflHjra! Bce ypoKH nofl
KycxoM c JleuiHM B Kapxbi Hxpana!
Tlpudezaem Ea6a Kapza.
Ba6a Kapra: ITpHBJBajia! KpenKo! ^eflyna Mopo3 H3 IIlBenHH npocH^Hx Bce
HIKOJIBHbie KaHHKyjlbl!
Baoa Hra: Cjiyniaii, Ba6a Kapxa, a XBI B nncojie ynnjiacb?
Baoa Kapra: He noHMy, o neM XBI?
Baoa Hra: 51 xoBopio, XBI B nncojie ynnjiacb?
Baoa Kapra: TBI B CBOCM yMe? Dxynee Bonpoca 3aflax& He Moxjia? Pa3Be a ,aypa,
HXO6BI B niKOJiy xoflHXb? TaM xojibKO noxnynexb MO>KHO! 51 BOX H
coxpaHHjiacb xaicaa yMHaa XOJTBKO noxoMy, HXO B niKOJiy He
noimia! (^xo-xo yBH^ejia.) OH! CMOXPH, xonaex CHHHH C GCJIBIM!
Baoa Hra: TOHHO! 3XO H ecxb xpeHjiaH^CKHH ^efl Mopo3 lOnexoMxe. TBI,
KOHenHO, 3Haenib, x^e 3xa caMaa rpeHjiaHflna? ,H,a?
Ba6a Kapra: 51 Bce 3Haio! H sxo 3Haio!
Baoa Hra: Cica)KH-Ka MHe, x^e 3xa rpeHjiaHflna? 51 npoBepio, KaK XBI 3Haenib...
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Baoa Kapra: J& BOH xaM... (Kpyxnx najibneM.) Hy, oxKy^a 3xox CHHHH H^ex,
lOnexoMxe... TOJTBKO HCMHOXO Ha^o B3axb jreBee...
Baoa Hra: Taic OH TKQ Ha caMOJiexe npHjiexeji!
Baoa Kapra: Ha caMOJiexe HajieBO H Ha^o noBepHyxb!
Baoa Hra: Hy, npaBHjxtHO. 3Haenib! 51 xoxejxa npoBepHXB...
Ba6a Kapra: 51 Bee 3Haio! KaK exo 6paxt Gy^eM?
Baoa Hra: CxaptiM HcntixaHHBiM cnoco6oM... A noKa npaneMca 3a ejncaMH...
(YGexaiox.)
A mym, cajvio-codou, exodum KDnemoMme. V uezo u npaeda KOCMJOM
cuuezo u dejiozo ijeema. A eiue OH uecem cyudynoK c nodapKaMU u noem ceou
Kynjiemu.
lOjieroMTe: IQxexoMxe, IQxexoMxe! 3xo XOHHO 6y^y a!
H3 rpeHJiaHflHH XOJTOflHOH,
TaM, x^e poflHHa MOA!
JQJX Mopo30M xaM pa6oxaio,
BceM no^apKH pa3HOiny,
A xenept BOX B XOCXH xonaio
H npmraxb Meroi npomy!
lOnexoMxe, lOnexoMxe -
Bee BBI BH^Hxe Memi!
H3 TpeHjiaHAHH K BaM B XOCXH
BMHX npHMHajiCfl 6o,apo a!
B 3XOM cyH^yHKe no^apKH,
Haflo cyH^yHOK 6epenb!
noxoMy OH oneHb apicHH,
^xoG BHHMaHne npHBjreHb!
M edpyz HJjiemojvime eudum, KaK U3 necy rmmHmcH 3adoM naiuu cmapue
3naK0Mbie, u3o6paoK:an 3ee3donemoe. Ea6a Hza CMompum e ceow mpydy, 3adpae
zojioey, a Ea6a Kapza nmo-mo nuuiem e mojicmou KHUZC
Baoa Hra: OAHH MHJTJXHOH flBecxn XBICAH naxaa!
Ba6a Kapra: 3anHcajra!
Baoa Hra: O^HH MHJTJTHOH ,a,BecxH XBICAH niecxaa!
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Ba6a Kapxa: 3anncajxa!
K)jiexoMxe: 3Be3flOHexbi! Kaic mixepecHo! Kaxaa Bcxpena! 3,apaBcxByiixe!
Ba6a Hxa: He Meinaii, fle^!
K)jiexoMxe: C Bainexo no3BOJieffira - JQJS, lOjiexoMxe! TpeHjiaHACKHH ^e^,
Mopo3!
Eaoa Kapxa: Pa3Bejioc& Bac xyx... He Meinaii! BH,ZIXXHI&, MBI ,a,ejiOM 3airaxbi! He
XO, H O BBI, JGffbI Mop03BI, 6e3flejTBHHKH!
X
lOjiexoMxe: npoiny npomeffira, BBI oiini6aexec&. MBI, ^efl&i Mopo3&i, no,a,apKH
pa3flaeM, npa3,a,HHKH HOBOxo,znxHe npoBOAHM!
Eaoa Hxa: A MBI 3Be3,a,&i cnnxaeM!
lOjiexoMxe: A 3aneM?
Eaoa Hxa: ^xoG HejiOBenecxBO 3Hajro! ^xoG HaM naMaxHHK npn >KH3HH
nocxaBHjiH 3a HayHH&iii noflBHx!
lOjiexoMxe: HnicaK He noiiMy...
Eaoa Kapxa: ^xoG ocHacxjiHBHXB o6mecxBO... ^xoG... ^xoG...
Eaoa Kapxa: ^xoG 3apnnaxy njiaxajin! Moacex, Hac KaKoii-HH6yfl& flypaic Ha
pa6oxy npHMex! M&i MO^ceM eMy B xopax H Bee KaMHH
nepecHHxax&!
Eaoa Kapxa: Ja 3a B&icoicyK) 3apnjraxy M&I H Bec& necoK nepecnnxaeM!
lOjiexoMxe: A 3aneM?
Eaoa Hxa: A 3x0 HaM 6e3 pa3HHH&i! TjiaBHoe, HXO6 njiaxHjin!
lOjiexoMxe: 51 noroui, BBI 3aHHMaexec& 6ecnojie3HOH pa6oxoii.
Eaoa Kapxa: OH eme paccyacflaex! CeiiHac nepecxaHex...
Ea6a Hxa: (Ba6e Kapxe). Kojuiexa, 3axo,znxre c Apyxoii cxopoH&i... (lOjiexoMxe.)
O! TaM Ha He6e noaBHjiac& HOBaa OHCHB HHxepecHaa 3Be3,a,a..
nocMoxpHxe...
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K)jiexoMxe: Hunexo He BH^cy! (IIocxaBHji CBOH cyH^yHOK H pa3xjM,a,biBaex He6o B
nycxyio xpy6y.) O! BopoHy BH^cy Ha BepxyniKe COCHM! Ilojiexejia!
Qo,a,a jrexHx! Kapxaex! A HXO xonex cica3axb, He noHHMaio.
Eaoa Kapxa: Ceirxac noHMenib... (Ebicxpo Ha6pacbiBaex Ha IQxexoMxe BepeBKy,
H OHH c Ba6oH 5IXOH KpenKO CBiBbiBaiox IQxexoMxe.)
K)jiexoMxe: ^xo BBI cflejianH? Kaic BaM He CXBI^HO?
Eaoa Hxa: COBCCM He CXBI^HO! Cennac xe6a npnBaaceM K cocHe H 6y,a,eiHb y Hac
flOJTXO-flOJTXO 3Be3flbI CHHXaXb. IlOKa HIKOJTbHbie KaHHKyjlbl He
KOHHaxca! A noxoM, Moacex, H oxnycxHM...
K)jiexoMxe: Cennac JQJS, TOMXCH H3 HlBenHH npne^ex, H OH Bbipynnx Meroi!
Eaoa Kapra: 51 xBoexo niBeflCKOxo ^e^a Mopo3a yvKQ ^aBHO KpenKOH BepeBKOH K
XOJTCXOH cocHe npHBa3ajra. IIoH,a;eM, no3flopoBaenibca c HHM.
(TaHex lOjiexoMxe B jrecoK.)
IJoMejiMemcM eopona. YcajtcueaemcH ua MCiKyuiKy McmeuhKOU ejiKU u
o6pauaemcH K 6a6KaM.
BopoHa: ITpppHXBarHjiH Bxopppoxo npppHHiejibHa?
Eaoa Hra: ECJTH MM 3a HXO 6epeMca, xo y Hac Bee nojiynaexca!
BopoHa: Pppncicyexe!
Ea6a Kapra: He xBoe flejxo!
BopoHa: (IQnexoMxe), A XM, Mopppo3 TpppeHjiaHflCKHH, nexo yinaMH xjionan? C
3XHMH npppOXHHfleHKaMH HaflO He MOpppxaXb. OflHH HenpppHflXHOCXH
ox 3XHX cxapppyx! MHe nepppba H3 xBOCxa noBbi,a,epppxajxH.
Eaoa Kapra: IloHMaeM, COBCCM XBOH XBOCX jiHKBHflxxpyeM! KMHI oxciofla!
BopoHa: A XM, Mopppo3 TpeHjiaHflCKHH, B cjie,ayK)iHHH pppa3 npppHefleuib,
6epppn c CO6OH xpppaHaxoMex! 3XH cxapppyxn xyace Ma(j)HH!
Eaoa Hra: CeiiHac Mexjioii nojiyHHHib! (IloflKpaflbiBaexca K BopoHe.)
BopoHa: IloKa, JQJ CHexyppponica Bbipppynnx! (H BopoHa HCHe3Jia.)
Ea6a Kapra: Xa-xa! Tpn xa-xa-xa! Mbi H CHexypoHKy npHBiDKeM!
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lOjieroMTe: Hnnexo, npH,a,ex xjiaBHbiii JGR Mopo3, H BaM fl,ocxaHexca!
Eaoa Kapra: (x^Hex lOjiexoMxe B jiec). 06MaHeM JQM Mopo3a! Cica)KeM, HXO
3xo XBI noxHXHji CHexypoHKy H ^e^a ToMxeHa. JQJS, Mopo3 xe6a
6yflex pa3biCKHBaxb, a He Hac. ^BHxan HOxaMn! Tonan B jiec! By^y
npHBa3biBaxb!
K)jieTOMTe:OflHy MHHyxoHKy! MOH B0Jxnie6HbiH cyH^yHOK!
Eaoa Kapra: EMJI XBOH, cxan Hani! (YxainHjia lOjiexoMxe B jiec.)
Eaoa Hra: Box y Hac xenepb noflapKOB! JIapeii BOJinieGHbin! CyH^yHOK
BOJiHieGHbin! H BceM HOBMH TOR HcnopxHjiH, oxMeHHjiH pa3BajiHjiH!
EJXKH He 6yflex! Tenepb 6bi CHexyponicy noHMaxb! IlpH B^3axb! B
3XOM xofly y Hac nojiHaa no6e,a,a! ,H,Ba 3axpaHHHHbix Ae^a B nueHy!
CHexypoHKa BOX-BOX TOTKQ 6y,a,ex noHMaHa. IloflapKH Bee Hanin! EJTKH
Bee 3anpexHM! H ,a,a)Ke MyjibXHKH He pa3peniHM noKa3biBaxb! A H ,a,a
Mbl!
Bxodum Ea6a Kapza u rumuiem om padocmu.
Eaoa Kapra: ITpHBiBajia! ITpHKpyxHjxa! Bo3Mymaioxca Aeflbi, ^epxaioxca, HO
BepeBKH oneHb KpenKHe! Ha^o 6bi oxnpa3,a,HOBaxb! 3x!
nonjianieM!
Eaoa Hra: (3anejra H 3anjiacajia).
MHe xBajiHXb ce6a He HyacHO,
Bee XOXOT Apy^HXb co MHOH!
Ho Meroi 6oaxbca HyacHo:
Bcex Moxy jxynnxb Mexjion!
KaK y Ba6bi y 5IXH
IlpoxyflHjTHCb canoxH,
Oxxoxo, HXO xaK njiacajia,
J2CMQ cxeHbi coxpacana!
^pyacHM c Ba6oii MM Kapxon,
OneHb JTK)6HM BceM Bpcaxxxb,
H 3aflanH Hex flpyxoii
HOBMH TOJX BceM 3anpexHXb!
KaK y Ba6bi y 5IXH
IlpoxyflHjTHCb canoxH,
Oxxoxo, HXO xaK njiacana,
J2CMQ cxeHbi coxpacana!
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Eaoa Kapra: (noflXBarajia necmo H njracKy).
MHe H3BecxHOCXH He HyacHo!
Bee ,apy3bfl ,a,OBOJibHbi MHOH!
y MeHii xaxaa cjry»c6a,
BpeflHoii Ba6oii 6MXB Kapxoii!
KaK y Ba6bi y Kapxn,
BbipocjiH B H36e xpn6bi!
^OMa nojr He noflMexaio,
Ha nojr Bee ncapjm 6pocaio!
^pyacHM c Ba6oH MM 5IXOH!
CicBepHbie XBOPHM jsffjia
H He cxaHy a ^pyxoii!
He Haflenxecb, HHROx^a!
KaK y Ba6bi y Kapxn,
BbipocjiH B H36e xpn6bi!
^OMa nojr He noflMexaio,
Ha nojr Bee ncapjm 6pocaio!
Bdpyz Ea6a Kapzape3K0 ocmanoeujiacb u nmo-mo noKa3bieaem Bade Hze.
Eaoa Kapra: H,a,ex! H,a,ex! CaMa BH^cy! BOH C XOH cxopoHbi H,a,ex. H noex! Ha^o
JIOBHXB! H BepeBKy XOXOBHXB!
Eaoa Hra: Kxo H,a,ex? Koxo JTOBHXB?
Eaoa Kapra: Ja CHexyponKy! CaMa CHexyponKa H^ex!
Eaoa Hra: Hy, HaKOHen-xo! Box Bee H B c6ope! CeiiHac MM ee...
Eaoa Kapra: 51 HXO-XO CHexyponKy 6OK>CB! Y Memi npcanyBCXBHe...
Eaoa Hra: Koxo GOHHIBCA? CHexyponKy? ,H,a MM ee OAHOH pyKOH... ,H,a KaK
/ja/pm! KaK ABHHCM! H Hac flBoe! H MM yMHbie!
Eaoa Kapra: Ba6a 5Ixa, 6y,neM CKpoMHee. YMHaa-xo KaK pa3 CHexyponKa. A MM C
XO6OH npocxo xHxptie!
Eaoa Hra: Tox,a,a a xaKOH flejiaio BMBOA. Jlynnie 6MXB xnxpoH, neM yMHOii! y Hac
BOX B jiecy JleuiHH yMHbin, noaxoMy Bcex,a,a caMbiH xjiynbin, caMbiH
xojiOflHbiH H KBapxnpbi y Hexo Hex. TaK B Hiajianie H3 BexoK JS^TKQ
3HMOH 7KWBGT.
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Eaoa Kapra: ^xo BepHO, xo BepHo! Y Hac c xo6on flByxaxaacHaa
H36yniKa, no 3axpaHHHHOMy npoeKxy. 06e,a,aeM B jxynnieM
jrecHOM pecxopaHe « y Me,a,Be,nJi»!
Eaoa Hra: H xpaHcnopx y Hac. Y Meroi Mepce^ec xnna «Mexjra», a y xe6a BOJTBBO
xnna «BeHHK». A JleniHH Bcex,a,a neniKOM XOAHX.
Eaoa Kapra: H Bce-xaKH a CHexypoHKy 6OK>CB. ^cayjibKH-cxapHHKH - 3xo O^HO,
a Monoflaa CHexypoHKa - 3xo ,apyxoe.
Eaoa Hra: He 6epn B xojiOBy! Tamn BepeBKy! H nofljiHHHee!
Ea6a Kapra: BepeBKa y>Ke ecxt!
Eaoa Hra: CeiiHac XM yBH,axxHib, KaK MM ee cxBaraM, BepeBKoii CBaaceM, K ,a,epeBy
npHBaaceM!
Ea6a Kapra: A a 6OK>CB!
Eaoa Hra: ^exo ,a,eBHOHKy 6oaxbca? OHa cpa3y peBexb HanHex! ITpoineHHfl
npocHXb. 3aoxaex, 3aaxaex H 3aBH3>KHx! A MM xyx ee H BepeBKoii...
Eaoa Kapra: OH! CjiMnmnib, KaK OHa noex? BH,a,Hinb, KaK OHa CMCHO H^ex?
3HanHx, Hac He 6OHXCA.
Eaoa Hra: OHa npocxo o Hac eme He 3Haex. ^aBan BepeBKy pacxaHeM. KaK
CHexypoHKa K Hen noflonfl,ex - xaK MM 6exoM!
Eaoa Kapra: BexoM ox CHexypoHKH?
Eaoa Hra: Hao6opox. BexoM K CHexyponKe n BepeBKon ee 3aBfl3MBaxt>!
Eaoa Kapra: IIoHfljia! Bbicxpen H cnjibHen!
Eaoa Hra: ,H,a! A cennac npaneMca! BepeBKy BOX xaK He3aMexHO pacxaHeM... KaK
CHexypoHKa K Hen noflOHflex, xaK MM ee H... (IlpaHyxca.)
rde-mo maM 6CI6KU cudnm 3a ejiKaMU, a Cuezypomta, Mecucdy meM, npuuiJia
ua nojiHHKy. Tamfyem u, Kouenuo, noem.
CHerypoHKa : Pa3flaio cexoflHapaflocxb!
Ilpa3flHHK 6yflex H JJJIZ Bac,
H noaxoMy BceM Ha^o,
Bcnefl 3a MHOH nycxnxbca B njrac!
(CHexypoHKa Kpyacnxca, npn6jin»caacb K BepeBKe)
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He yKsaiewre o6yB& Bainy,
He jKaneiixe Ka6jxyKH,
H noMeH&ine ein&xe Kanm
H c BapeH&eM nnpoxn!
H 3apaflKa - fleH& 3a AHCM,
Bex xpycnoio flo 3aKaxa.
Bexaiixe B^BoeM, BxpoeM,
By^Bxe cxpoiiHbiMH, pe6axa!
CnopxoM Haflo 3aHHMaxbca,
9L xoacy B cnopxHBHbiii 3ajr!
Cnopx noMO^cex ox6nBaxbca,
ECJIH Bpax Ha Bac Hanaji!
M eom mym-mo Ea6a Hza u Ea6a Kapza c KPUKOM «IJonajiacb!» dpocawmcx
co ceoeu eepeeKOU K CmzypouKe. CmzypouKa, eue uunezo ue YIOHUMCIH, nezKO u
npocmo noduma eepeeKy u npouuia nod ueu. A Ea6a Kapza, e ceoeM peeuuu u
jfcejiamiu dodumhcn pe3yjibmama, dbicmpo odMamueaem eepeeKOU Ea6y Hzy.
Eaoa Kapra: Box xenep& XBI HHKy,a,a He y6e>KHni&! Ceirxac xe6a...
Eaoa Hra: (Bonnx). ^xo XBI cflejiana, 6e3xojiOBaa? T&i Memi 3aneM 3aMOxajia? M&i
KOXO coGnpajiHCB JTOBHXB?
Eaoa Kapra: Ja x&i Meroi COBCCM 3aKOJie6ajia! E&icxpen ,a,a CHJIBHCH! BOX a H
cxapajrac&!
CHerypoHKa: 3H, BBI KXO xaicne? B&i, HaBepHoe, coGnpajiHCb Ha
KOCXKtMHpOBaHH&IH 6 a j i ? T a K B&I KXO? 3Be3flOHeXBI?
Eaoa Hra: Box ceiiHac 3xa xynoxojiOBaa Meroi pa3Bfl>Kex, H X&I y3Haeni&, KXO M&I...
Ea6a Kapra: M&i 3Be3AOJioxn!
CHerypoHKa: He 6&iBaex xaKHx!
Eaoa Hra: ToBopio xe6e, ceiiHac 3xa 6e3M03xjiaa Meroi pacnyxaex, H X&I 6&icxpo
noHMeuib, KaKne 6&iBaiox 3Be3flOJioxH! (Ba6e Kapxe.) ^exo CXOHHIB?
CKopee pacnyx&iBaii! (Kapxa xoponjiHBO ocBo6o»cflaex Ba6y -flxy.)
CHerypoHKa: B&i Memi npocxo pa3&ixp&iBaexe! B&i HaBepronca co6pajiHC& Ha
ejiKy n
HaflejIH KOCXIOMbI 3Be3flOHeXOB!
Ea6a Hza xeamaem oduu Koneij eepeeKU, a emopou daem Kapze.
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BaSaHra: ^aBaii! HajieTaii! A TO CHeryponKa yiifleT.
CHerypoHKa: ,H,a! 51fleHCTBHTeji&HOcoGnpaiocb yxo,a,HTb. MHe Ha^o BCTPCTHTB
JQJdi TOMTeHa H3 IIlBeHHH H JQJdi K)jieTOMTe H3 TpeHJiaHAHH.
Baoa Kapra: Moacenib He BOJiHOBaT&cfl. Hx yace BCTpeTHjiH.
Baoa Hra: CeiiHac H TBI HX yBH,a,HiH&...
CHerypoHKa: Hnnero He noHHMaio. BBI ,ayMaeTe, HTO TOMTCH H lOneTOMTe y>Ke
npnGbuiH?
Baoa Kapra: ilpnGbuiH H jKjxyT Te6a... (IloflKpaflbiBaeTca c BepeBKOH.)
Baoa Hra: Cennac MBI Te6a BepeBKOH... - K ,a,epeBy npHBiDKeM, H MOKCHIB c
fleflyniKaMH 6ece,a,OBaT& jo KOHna HIKOJIBHBIX KaHHKyjr!
dpyjfCHO dpocaiomcM K Cnezyponxe, HCHO C KCIKUMU HCiMepenuHMU,
ECI6KU HO
edpyz CnezypoHKa, coeepuieHHO ue pacmepmuiucb, «daem» CHcmana nodnocucKy
Bade Kapze, a 3ameM Bade Hze, u me, o6e 3anymaeiuucb e ceoux «3ee3dnbix
HCiKudKax», - Jiemnm eeepx mopMauiKCiMU HCI 3eMJiio.
CHerypoHKa: He Mory nororrB, KaicyK) nejiB BBI npecjie,ayeTe. H He noiiMy, KTO
BBI TaKne? BBI 6e3o6pa3HHHaeTe H ,a,a)Ke xyjinraHHTe! Taic KTO
BBI?
Baoa Hra: Cennac MBI Te6a CBaaceM, Tor,a,a y3Haenib, KTO MBI...
Ho nojiynaemcH cmpauucm eeiub. BCI6KU nbimcuomcn ecmamb, HO, nymcmcb
e ceoux dnuHHbix odejfcdax u djiuuuou eepeexe, ece dojibuie u dojibuie
3anymbwaK)mcH CQMU. Ylonbimanucb pacKpymumbcn e dpyzyjo cmopouy, HO
3anymajiucb eiue dojibuie.
Baoa Kapra: KaKaa-TO (JMroBHHa nojiynaeTca! MBI caMH ce6a 3aBfl3ajiH.
Baoa Hra: Hy-Ka, CHerypoHKa, pa3Bfl>KH Hac!
CHerypoHKa: 5L, KOHCHHO, Mory noMOHB BaM, earn BBI CKaaceTe MHe, KTO BBI
TaKne H noneMy BBI XOTCTH CBfl3ar& Meroi.
Baoa Kapra: CKaaceM! M&i Bee CKaaceM! T&i TOJT&KO pa3Bfl>KH Hac!
CHerypoHKa: HeT y>K. Pa3 BBI TaKne BpeflH&ie, TO nocH^HTe CBioaHH&ie. A a
noiiMy noHiny ToMTeHa H lOneTOMTe.
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Baoa Kapra: Ja XBI pa3Bfl>KH Hac, H a xe6e CKaacy, x^e HX HaiixH.
Baoa Hra: (yMy,apHjiac& ,a,ax& nHHKa Kapxe). MOJTHH, 6e3M03xjiaa. OHa HX HaH^ex
H pa3Bfl>Kex...
Baoa Kapra: (He ocxaexca B ^ojixy). CaMa xjiynaa! He Moxjia CHexypoHKy
CB^3axb! 51 AByx AeflOB 3axpaHHHH&ix xaK 3aapKaHHjia...
CHerypoHKa: Taic BBI noHMajin H CBioajiH Hannxx xocxeii?
Baoa Hra: Ja BOX! BOX H ,a,a! H xe6a CBaaceM!
CHerypoHKa: noKa HXO BBI o6e caMH 3aBfl3ajiHC&. H a HXO-XO He npeflCxaBjrao,
KaK BBI MeHa co6npaexecb CB^oaxB?
Baoa Kapra: A XBI Hac pa3B»KH, H MBI xe6e noKaaceM, KaK MBI CBaaceM xe6a...
CHerypoHKa: 51 Bac pa3Bfl>Ky, HO C OAHHM ycjiOBHeM: BBI HeMefljieHHO oxBe^exe
MeHa K JQjsy Mopo3y ToMxeHy H JQjsy Mopo3y K)jiexoMxe!
Ba6a Hra Ba6a Kapra: (o6MaHbiBaiox). ,H,a! ,H,a! ,H,a! HeMefljieHHO H^eM! MBI
oco3HajiH... MBI HcnpaBHMca...
CHerypoHKa: 51 pa^a, HXO BBI oco3HajiH....(Pa3Bfl3ajxa o6enx 6a6oK.) Box BBI H
CBo6oflH&i. HeMefljieHHO BQRWTQ Meroi K HaniHM XOCXAM!
Ba6a Hra: KaK ace, pa36e>KajiHC&!
Baoa Kapra: HHIB, pa3MeHxajiac&! TBOH Aefl&i K 6OJIBHIOH cocHe xoponien
BepeBKOH npHBioaH&i!
CHerypoHKa: A 3aneM! Pa3Be xaK Bcxpenaiox xocxeii?
Baoa Hra: M&i BcxpenaeM! ^xoG ejiKH He 6&IJIO! npa3,a,HHKa He 6&IJIO!
Baoa Kapra: A Bee no^apKH, HXO6 HaniH 6&IJIH! noaxoMy xe6a xoace CBaaceM! H
npHBaaceM!
H 6CI6KU 6pocunucb K Cuezypomte, eoopyjfcueiuucb eepeeKOU, HO
3anymajiucb ormrnb e ceoux dnuuHbix danaxouax «3ee3donemoe» u dpycucno
UlMHKHyjlUCh HCl 3CMJIK).
Baoa Hra: Ha^o CHOTB 3xy ofleacfly!
Baoa Kapra: Ja Tenep& HaM MacKHpoBKa HH K HeMy!
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Eaoa Hra: MBI XOJTBKO B Heii nyxaeMca. A 6y,a,ex CBo6o,a,Hee, xo MBI C 3XOH
CHexypoHKoii BMHX pa3flejraeMca...
CHerypoHKa: BBI Bce-xaKH He 0XKa3ajiHC& ox CBoen xjiynon 3axen? B&i ace He
npaB&i!
Eaoa Hra: M&i Bcex^a npaB&i! Oco6eHHO a!
ECI6KUdbicmpo U36aeujiucb om odecucdu «3ee3donemoe» u, cxeamue ceow
eepeeKy, ucmcmu OKpycucamb CnezypouKy, M mym CnezypouKa y3uana, Kmo mamie
6CI6KU.
CHerypoHKa: Ax, BOX KXO BBI! Ba6a 5Ixa H Ba6a Kapxa!
Ea6a Hra: ,H,a! 51 xpo3Haa Ba6a 5Ixa!
Ea6a Kapra: 51 caMaa cxpauiHaa Ba6a Kapxa!
CHerypoHKa: Hy, a a npocxo CHexyponica.
Eaoa Hra: Box x&i HaM H Hymia! CnnxaH, HXO XBI yace CBixsaHa H K cocHe
npHBa3aHa! Ba6a Kapxa, 3axo,a,H c flpyxoii cxopoH&i...
CHerypoHKa: Ho a Bac AOJDKHa npe,aynpe,zi,Hx&, HXO a cnopxHBH&iH 3aji nocemaio!
TpeHHpyioc& H 6op&6oii CAMEO 3aHHMaioc&.
Eaoa Kapra: ^nxajiH M&I Ha cnopx3aji! M&i caMH cnenHajiHCx&i!
Eaoa Hra: HanjreBax& HaM Ha CAMEO! M&i CBoexo ,a,ejia apxncx&i!
CHerypoHKa: CeiiHac npoBepHM. 51 XOJTBKO Hiy6icy CHHMy, HXO6BI ee He noMax&.
MHe Ha npa3flHHKe Ha^o B&ixjra,a,ex& npHjiHHHO H KpacHBO. (Crouia
uiy6Ky, noBecHjia Ha ejiKy H OKa3ajiac& B cnopxHBHOM icocxiOMe H
CBOHX KpacHB&ix cano)KKax.) 51 xoxoBa!
Eaoa Kapra: 3pa uiy6Ky crouia. Ey,a,ex XOJIOAHO! CeiiHac M&I xe6a CBaaceM H K
fleflyuiKaM npHBaaceM...
Eaoa Hra: Xe-xe... A ox ,a,e,ziyHieK He OHCHB-XO coxpeeiii&c;i...
C deyx cmopou Ea6a Hza u Ea6a Kapza, depcuca eepeeKy, npudjiujfcawmcx K
CuezypoHKe. Ho edpyz CuezyponKa, KpacueuM npueMOM, c pa3eopomoM,
canooiCKOM Jiynum Ea6y Hzy nonucuce cnunu, a 3ameM maK Dice u Ea6y Kapzy, u
ode Jiemnm, pacKunye pymi, cuoeno u3o6pci3fcawm cajvionem. UIjvmKHyeuiucb,
jieofcam, ue deuzancb.
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Eaoa Kapra: Cnacaiicfl, KXO Moacex! Xoxax Hac apecxoBax&!
Eaoa Hra: ,H,aBaii, Ba6a Kapxa,flejiax&HOXH! CM&iBaeMca!
CHerypoHKa: Hy y>K Hex! ^xoG&i B&I He MeniajiH npa3,a,HHKy, a, no)KajxyH, 3XOH
BepeBKOH CBaacy Bac. H noKa He KOHHHXCA npa3,znxHK, noKa He
KOHHaxca KaHHKyjibi, nocHflxxre B03Jie XOH caMoii COCHBI.
Haiuu 6CI6KU nbimawmcx pacnoji3mucb e pa3uue cmopouu, HO CuezyponKa
3a uiueopom ux codupaem ejviecme u xopouio ceH3bieaem eepeeKOU.
CHerypoHKa: Box. Tenep& He pa36e>KHxec& B pa3H&ie cxopoHbi. KaK BepeBOHica,
HeflaBHx?Bee HiKOJxtHbie KaHHKyjibi npocHfl,exb CMO^cexe?
Eaoa Kapra: A Hejib3a HaM CH,a,exb 6e3 BepeBOHKH?
CHerypoHKa: Hex! A xo BBI onaxb KaKOH-HH6yflb dopnpro npeno,a,Hecexe.
(Ha^ejia uiy6Ky.) Hy, x,a,e Haiim XOCXH? BBI expo xoBopnxe! A xo a
BepeBKy 3axaHy noxyace!
Eaoa Hra Eaoa Kapra: BOH xaM! BOH xaM! TaM! TaM! TaM!
CHerypoHKa: CeiiHac nocMOxpn. CeiiHac npoBepHM. Ho 3a xaicne npo^ejiKH Moii
fleflyuiKa ^e^, Mopo3 eme 6y,a,ex HMCXB c BaMH pa3xoBop... Ox, OH
BaM 3a 3xo... Ja.7KQ cxpauiHO noflyMaxb...
Eaoa Kapra: Ja y>K, HaBepHoe, He no^apKH 6y,a,ex HaM Bpynaxb... Oii, Ge^Haa a!
nponamaa a! H 3aneM XOJIBKO a coxjiacnjiacb c Ea6oii ilxoii...
3aneM ee nocjiyniajiacb?
Eaoa Hra: 3xo a xjiynaa, HXO C xo6oii CBioajxacb! TojiKy ox xe6a HHKaicoxo He
6BIJIO! OflHa 6ecxojiOH& ocxanacb!
CHerypoHKa: Moacexe cnopHXb, a a c BaMH pa36epyc& noxoM. CeiiHac noiifl,y
Bbipynaxb Hanmx xocxeii. (YXOAHX H noex.)
CHerypoHKa: CnopxoM Ha^o 3aHHMax&ca!
9L xoacy B cnopxHBHbiii 3an.
Cnopx noMO^cex ox6HBaxbca,
ECJIH Bpax Ha Bac Hanan!
He acaneiixe Bainy o6yBb!
He acaneiixe Ka6jiyKn!
H noMeHbine enibxe icanm
H c BapeHteM nnpoxn!
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Haflo 6eraTb, Ha^o 6erarb!
H 3apaflKy Kaacflbiii ,a,eHb
Haflo flenaTb, Haflo-flejiaTb,
HaBcer^a 3a6biTb npo jieHb!
He 5Kajieirre Bainy o6yBb!
He jKaneiiTe Ka6jryKH!
H noMeHbine enibTe KaniH
H c BapeHteM nnporn!
Ba6a Kapra: ^ T O TKQ C HaMH Gy^eT? A B^pyr H npaB^a RQR Mopo3 npo Hac
y3HaeT. BOT BJICTHT HaM...
Eaoa Hra: ,H,aBaH CQQTKUM H cnpaneMca Ha Bee niKOJibHbie KaHHKyjibi. A IIOTOM
JGR Mopo3 npo Hac, MO^ceT, n 3a6y,a,eT.
Baoa Kapra: Pa3Be CGOKHHIB! 51 caMyio KpenKyio BepeBKy B3fljia AJLS
CHerypoHKH, a nojiynnjiocb, HTO AJLS Hac. ^aace ineBejibHyTbca
Hejib3a!
Baoa Hra: MoaceT, HaM KTO-HH6y,a,b noMO^ceT? B,apyr 3aHHbi! HJTH BOJTK, HJTH
MeABeflb?
Baoa Kapra: 3aHHbi Hac 6oaTca. A BOJTK HJTH MeflBeflb eine H no niee MoryT
Ha^aBaTb!
Baoa Hra: H noneMy Hac HHKTO He JIIO6HT? TyT r,a,e-TO HeflajieKO BopoHa
MOTajiacb. MoaceT, OHa noMoaceT?
Baoa Kapra: 3TO BopoHa 3pHKa! HaM OHa noMorarb He CTaHeT! M M y Hee H3
xBOCTa nepta noBbi,a,eprajiH...
H mym ua MaKyuiKe Hedojibiuou ejiKU nomimemcn Bopona 3puKa.
EcmecmeeHHO, Bopony 6ydem uzpamh oduu U3 aicmepoe, Komopuu e dauuhiu
MOMeum ue npucymcmeyem ua cuem.
BopoHa: npppnBeT, npppHBjnaHHbie! 3TO a, BoppoHa 3pppnKa! 3aropppaeTe?
Mory pppoMaHC nppponeTb! ^TOG OT rpppycTH He nppponajin:
KaK ABe 6a6KH Ha nojLaHKe
OrGbiBajiH HaKa3aHbe.
TpaHcnopT 6a6oK Ha CTO^HKe
^oacHflajica npHKa3aHHH.
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BeHHK 6a6oK H Mexna
HHKOMy He yxpojicaiox.
H yxpo3bi HX ,a,oxjia
Ha noji^HKe ,a,oxopaiox!
HHKOMy B jiecy He cxpaniHO
MHMO Bac xenepb xo^nxb,
Ja.7KQ 3aHna CMex npeKpacHO
By^ex oneHb Becennxb!
Eaoa Hra: CMOXPH, Kaxaa npoxHBHaa BopoHa. HacMexaexca.
Ea6a Kapra: A MM npona^aeM!
CHerypoHKa: Hy H (J)HX C BaMn!
Ea6a Hra: BopoHa, a XM Hac pa3Baacn!
BopoHa: ^xo a ^ypppa? 3aneM MHe c RQROM Mopppo30M ccopppnxbca?
Eaoa Kapra: Hy ,a,aH xoxb KaKOH-HH6y,a,b coBex! YMHMH!
BopoHa: A S H ,a,aio xojibKO yMHbie! H ,a,a)Ke GecmiaxHo!
Eaoa Hra: ,H,aBaH, ^aBan! M M cnyniaeM!
BopoHa: HHKOx,a,a HHKOMy He flejianxe xaflocxeii!
Ea6a Kapra: ,H,a XM caMa Bpe,znxafl...
BopoHa: Ho He Bpcaxiee aac! Meroi-xo BepeBKOH He CBioajiH!
Eaoa Hra: 3HanHx, HaM He noMO^ceuib?
BopoHa: noMOxy, noMOxy! C pppa^ocxbio!
Eaoa Kapra :Byflenib pa3Bfl3MBaxb Hac?
BopoHa: Hex! Ey,a,y Bain 6oeBOH ,ayx noflHHMaxb! Kynnexbi cnoio!
Eaoa Hra: KMHI oxciofla! Onaxb 6y,a,eiHb BCflKHe HacMeuiKH paeneBaxb Hafl HaMn!
Eaoa Kapra: J& nycxb noex. Bee He xaic cicyHHO 6y,a,ex. A Moacex, Hxo-Hn6yflb H
xopouiee cnoex.
Eaoa Hra: ^xo OHa npo Hac Moacex xopouiee cnexb? KMHI oxciofla!
Eaoa Kapra: A XOHHO no,a,HHMeiHb HaM Hacxpoemie?
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BopoHa: Be3 BonpppocoB! IIpppeKpppacHaa necHJi npppo Bac H npppo Meroi,
oco6eHHO npppo Meroi! Kaxaa a yBaacaeMaa! Cjiyniaiixe!
A B jrecy ecxb, Meac^y npoHHM,
IlepcoHaacH flaace oneHb!
YBaaceHbe Bbi3biBaiox,
BecbMa 6JTH3KO npoKHBaiox!
(IIoKa3biBaex Ha ce6a.)
Ba6a 5Ixa H Ba6a Kapxa
06flypnxb Bcex 3axoxejin!
Ba6a 5Ixa H Ba6a Kapxa
06e ABHO npH6ajiflejiH!
(IloKa3biBaex Ha HHX.)
He Hafleiixecb H He ac^Hxe,
^xo B jrecy BM Bcex yMHeii!
Bbi yHHXbca npnxoflHxe,
Bcex BopoHa noxHxpeii!
(noKa3biBaex Ha ce6a.)
Bee npHMep c BopoH 6epnxe,
^xo yBH^Hxe - xaiHHxe!
TjiaBHoe - He nonaflaxbea,
^xoGbi xoponio nnxaxbca!
(noKa3biBaex Ha ce6a.)
BopoHa: norouiH, KXO BM, a KXO a? A xo pa3Boo6paacajiHCb! PppacxBajiHjiHCb! A
caMaa yMHaa, OKa3MBaexca, B jrecy a!
Eaoa Hra: KMHI oxciofla! TM He yMHaa, XM xnxpaa! Ho HHHexo, MM xe6a eme
noHMaeM H Bee nepba H3 xBOCxa no^epxaeM!
BopoHa: He oneHb-xo BooGpppaacanxe! BaM eme npppeflexonx Bcxpppena c
^eflOM Mopppo30M! 9L BaM He 3aBH,ayio! ECJTH 6M y Bac 6MJXH XBOCXM,
xo JQJ Mopppo3 BaM 6M HX BMHX BM^epppHyji!
Eaoa Kapra: KMHI, flaBaii oxciofla! TM Hac xojibKO paccxponjia H mxqyxb He
noMOxna! KMHI!
BopoHa: A a npppaB^a - KMHI! noxoMy HXO ciofla H^ex Hani JGR Mopppo3! Box
6M noxjiafl,exb, icaic OH C BaMH pppacnpppaBHxca. Ho jiynnie
CBoeBpppeMeHHO CMbixbca ox xpppexa no,a,ajibHie... noxa! (Hcne3aex.)
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Ea6a Kapra: Oii, 6OK>CB! Oii, JQR Mopo3! H 3aneM a XOJTBKO C xo6oii CBa3ajiac&!
Baoa Hra: 3xo a 3pa c xo6oii CBioajxacb! TojiKy ox xe6a HHKaicoxo!
Baoa Kapra: 3xo x&i - Bcex CB^naxb, Bcex npHBiBaxb! Ejiicy oxMeHHXb! Box H
flonp&ixajiHC&! CaMH CBioaHbi H JGR Mopo3, HaBepHoe, Hac K
cocHe npHBaacex. ^aace 3aiiii&i CMeax&ca 6y,a,yx! Oii, H,a,ex...
Kanyx!
Ha (pone "neca" neocucudaHHO eo3HUKaem fled Mopo3, OH noem UJIU
deKJiciMiipyem ceow ebixodnyw "necrno ".
^ e a Mopo3: )K,zixxre, acflnxe, BOX H^ex
^HBHbiii npa3flHHK HoBbiii Tofl!
IlpHxjiacHx OH K HaM xocxeii
C Maccoii paflocxHbix Becxeii!
B XOCXH K HaM coceflH 6y^yx,
CKopo, CKopo Bee npn6yflyx!
Bo3Jie ejiKH cjiaBHbiii 6aji,
Ilpa3flHHHHO yxpacax 3aji!
H CHexypoHKa npn^ex,
IlpHxjiacHx Bcex B xopoBOfl!
H HHKXO xpycxHXb He, 6yflex,
O Bcex xopecxax 3a6y,a,ex!
H eom mym-mo, coeceM 6JIU3KO nodouieduiuii fled Mopo3, yeuden deyx
cemaHHhix HOUIUX ompuijamejihHhix nepcoHCiJtceu. Onenh yduewicn.
Jeji, Mopo3: Box 3x0 ,a,a! Koxo a BH^cy! Cxapbie 3HaKOMbie. Bac Kxo-HH6y,a,b
CBioaji? HJIH BBI caMH xaK KpenKO 3anyxajiHCb? H Kaic BaM 3xo
yflajiocb?
Ba6a Hra: CaMH, caMn! H no onnxoKe, RQR Mopo3!
Baoa Kapra: Tbi y>K Hac pa3B»KH, ^eflyniKa Mopo3. H nocKopee Hac pa3Baacn!
Baoa Hra: UleBejiHCb, poflHoii fleflyjia, H MM c^ejiaeM HOXH!
^ e a Mopo3: ^xo c^ejiaexe?
Baoa Kapra: Hy, ABKHCM oxciofla no6bicxpee flOMoii!
^ e a Mopo3: 3HanHx, pa3B^3axb Bac?
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Ba6a Hra: Ja, ^a! TOJIBKO CKopee!
Jejl Mopo3: 3aneM cnennixb? 51 eme ne BO BceM pa3o6panca. ^aBaiixe Bcex
cnpocHM: pa3B^3axb Bac HJIH Hex? (B 3aji.) Taic HXO, pa3B^3axb HX
HJIH nofloacflaxb? J& HJIH Hex? Hex? Ax, Hex! Hy BOX, BH^nxe, Bee
xoBopax, HXO Hex! noKa He pa3Ba3biBaxb.. nofloacflaxb Ha^o,
HaBepHoe, CHexyponicy. OHa y Memi BHyHKa yMHaa, OHa Bee H
peniHx.
Eaoa Kapra: Hy, Kaic peninx CHexypoHKa, a floxaflbiBaiocb...
Jeji, Mopo3: A eme XOCXH MOH AOJDKHM npnGbixb Ha npa3flHHK HOBOXO Tofla. 3xo
JGJI ToMxeH H JGJI K)jiexoMxe. Box HX eme cnpocHM...
Eaoa Hra: Hy, ecjin HX cnpocnxb, xo OHH XOHHO 6y^yx npoxHB...
Jeji, Mopo3: A noneMy? HeyacejiH MOH jspy3hx JlpRhi Mopo3bi xaicne cep^nxbie?
Eaoa Hra: CHanajia OHH 6MJIH He cepflHXbie... 3xo y>Ke noxoM OHH KpenKO Ha Hac
ocepnajiH...
Eaoa Kapra: MM xoxejin c HHMH HCMHOXO noniyxHXb, HO, BH,a,axb, Majiocxb
nepeniyxHjiH... M M HX ocxopoacHeHbKO xaK CBioajiH... Ho BOX
HXO-XOflOJixoHX CHexypoHKa pa3B^3axb He Moacex...
Jeji, Mopo3: Tenept Koe-nxo noHaxHO... CHexypoHKa nonijia BMpynaxt xocxeii?
TaK? Cxajio 6MXB, xoBopnxe, HXO oneHb ocxopoacHeHbKO HX
CBfl3ajXH?
Eaoa Hra: OcxopoacHeHbKo! OneHb ocxopoKHeHbico! A OHH, 6MJIH HeflOBOJibHbi.
Eaoa Kapra: Hy pa3Be xaK MO>KHO? ^yxb HXO, xaK npoflBjraxb HeflOBOJibCXBO. A
Beflb paflH OpHXHHajIbHOCXH...
^ e a Mopo3: Moacex, H Bac CBa3ajiH pa^H opHxmiajibHocxH?
Eaoa Hra, Eaoa Kapra: Hac no OHIHGRC! no OHIHGRC! OHIH6JIHCB!
Jeji, Mopo3: A CKa>KHxe-Ka MHe, x,a,e BM BHACJIH, HXO6M xocxeii, npeacfle Bcexo
CBiBbiBajiH BepeBKaMH? OxBenan BOX XM, Ba6a 5Ixa!
Eaoa Hra: 51 He BH^ejia. Box, Moacex, Kapxa BH^ejia. OHa y Hac caMaa yMHaa H
xjiaBHaa!
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Eaoa Kapra: 3xo XBI xjiaBHaa! A a npocxo flyponica H Hunexo He 3Haio H He
BH,a,ejia.
Ea6a Hra: CaMa XBX..
Ea6a Kapra: Hex, sxo XBI caMa...
Ha MCiKyuiKe mdojihiuou eiiKU nonewiach Bopona 3puxa, Oua pada
docmaeumb 6a6KaM nenpimmnocmu 3a mo, nmo OHU Kozda-mo eu xeocm
6uuunajiu.
BopoHa: Bpppyx! H nepppBaa H Bxopppaa!
^ e a Mopo3: 3xo a H caM floxaflanca...
BopoHa: OxeHb BpppeflHbie cxapppyxn!
Jeji, Mopo3: H ,a,aBHO XBI 06 SXOM y3Hajia? TBI ace c HHMH paH&uie flpyacHjia.
BopoHa: Pppa3flpppyacHjrac&! OHH y Meroi H3 XBOCxa nep&a flepppxajin. H coBceM
XOXflX XBOCX JTHKBHfl,HpppOBaX&!
Eaoa Hra: T&i HaM eme nonafleiH&ca...
Ea6a Kapra: IloHMaeM eme!
BopoHa: Box BH^HHIB, KaKHe npppoxHBH&ie. IlpppHfl,exca cpppoHHO
cppp&iBax&ca! A xo 3XH cxapppyxn xaKHe nppp&ixKHe, HXO H CBA3aHH&ie
Moxyx Bee neppp&a B&ipppBax&. IxpppomaHxe! (H BopoHa HCHe3Jia.)
H eom, HaKcmeij, padocmuue edezajom fled Tojvimen u fled KDnemoMme. A
3a HUMU u Cuezypomta. Tojvimen u HJjiemojvime dpocawmcx K fledy Mopo3y,
odmiMawmcx, mpncym pymi. Cuezypomta uecem eojimednbie — cyudynoK u Jiapeij.
ToMTeH: ITpHBex! ITpHBex!
lOjieroMTe: KaK a pafl! Kaic a pafl!
Jeji, Mopo3: 3,apaBCXByHxe! HaKOHen-xo M&I BCxpexHjiHC&! Cjiynianxe, JJpRhi
Mopo3&i! Cjiynian, ToMxeH, cjiynian, IQnexoMxe! KaK ace 3xo Bac
ABe xjryn&ie H BpeflH&ie 6a6KH caypanHjiH?
TOMTCH: Ax, H He XOBOPH, Jipjs, Mopo3! OHH XOXB H xjxyn&ie, HO xnxp&ie.
K)jieTOMTe: Y Hac B rpeHjiaH^HH xaKHx Hex!
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ToMTeH: A y Hac B IIlBeHHH H no^aBHo! (yBH^eji HX "3Be3,znxyK)" Ofleacfly.) A x,a,e
OHH? 3xo Bee, HXO CHexypoHKa ox HHX ocxaBHjia?
^ e a Mopo3: ,H,a BOH OHH. HX CHexyponica H CBjnana.
K)jieTOMTe: BHynica y xe6a, JQJS, Mopo3, BMCHIHH Knacc! CnopxcMeHKa!
CHerypoHKa: ^eflyniKa Mopo3, a HXO MM QyjsffM ^ejiaxb c 3XHMH BpcznxtiMH
6a6KaMH?
Jeji, Mopo3: npH,ayMaeM. 51 HX, Moacex 6MXB, B CHOKHMH cyxpo6 npeBpamy. A
jiyHine B cocyjxtKH! BecHOH OHH pacxaiox H pacxeicyxcfl... H He
6yflex HX...
Ea6a Hra, Ea6a Kapra: (3aBonHjiH), OH, OH! AH, an! M M Gojibine He 6y^eM! M M
HcnpaBHMca! M M xoponiHMH cxaHeM! H ,a,a)Ke eme
jiyHine!
^ e a Mopo3: Hex, Hex! 51 BaM He Bepio!
Baoa Hra: 51 peniHxejibHO HcnpaBjnocb! 3anHinycb B icpy)KOK BMHiHBaffira!
Baoa Kapra: A S B icpy)KOK pncoBaHHa! HJXH np^MO B cxy^Hio! H 6y,ay pncoBaxb
xojibKO nopxpexbi ^e^a ToMxeHa H ^e^a lOnexoMxe!
Baoa Hra: A a, ^efl Mopo3, XBOH nopxpex niejiKOM BMHIBIO! TOJXBKO He
npeBpaman Hac B cocyjibKn!
ToMTeH: Jipjs, Mopo3! Apyr' Moacex, XM HX npocxmnb?
K)jieTOMTe: ^e^, Mopo3, npnaxejib Hani flopoxon, HaBepHoe, HX Ha^o pa3BA3axb...
Jeji, Mopo3: Pa3B^3axb MO>KHO. H O a eme He peninji, KaK a HX HaKaacy.
ToMmen u K)jiemoMme npuumuch pa36H3hieamh Hzy u Kapzy.
CHerypoHKa: ^eflyniKa, oneHb flo6pbie y xe6a ,apy3bfl! Box Ba6a 5Ixa H Ba6a
Kapxa HX noHMajiH, o6MaHyjiH, CBa3ajiH, a JGR TOMXCH H JGR
lOnexoMxe HX noacanejiH H pa3BA3ajxH. H XOXOBM HX npocxnxb!
Ba6a Hra Ba6a Kapra: MBI Gojibine He 6y^eM! He 6y^eM! He 6y^eM!
^ea Mopo3: Jla^HO, He HOHxe! TOJXBKO pa^H MOHX flpy3en, ToMxeHa H
lOnexoMxe, npomaio Bac. Ho c ycnoBHeM, HXO6 AO KOHna
npa3flHHK0B CH^ejiH AOMa H Hoca CBoexo He BMCOBMBajiH!
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Ba6a Hra, Ba6a Kapra: Cnacn6o, Je% Mopo3! Cnacn6o! MBI yace... Hac y>Ke
TyT H HeT...
BMUZ codupawm ceou odecucdu, eepeeKy. Hcuesawm.
Jeji, Mopo3: Hy HTO TKQ, CHerypoHKa, HTO TKQ, BHyHKa, Be^H HaniHx rocTeii Ha
npa3flHHK! IlycTb OHH yBH^T, KaKaa y Hac 6biBaeT ejiKa!
CHerypoHKa: ^oporne TOCTH! ^oporne Jem>i Mopo3bi! ilpoiny 3a MHOH!
yBH^HTe Hainy ejiKy! Hannrx MajibHHineK! A ruaBHoe, HaniHx
ACBHOHOK! . II KaK MBI Bee yMeeM BecejiHTbca! IIOHIJTH!
TOMTCH: IIOIHJTH!
K)jieTOMTe: IIOHIJTH!
Jejl Mopo3: H^SM! II c necexncoH!
CHerypoHKa: A MOJKCT, MBI eme H CTaHnyeM? KaK, ^eflyniKH eme MoryT? HJIH...
TOMTCH: HHKaKHx HJIH! 5L, HanpHMep, oneHb JIIO6JIIO noflBHraTb HoraMn!
K)jieTOMTe: 51 Bcer,a,a 6BIJI npeKpacHbin TaHnop! IIOMHIO, B MOJIOAOCTH...
Jeji, Mopo3: ^ero pa3roBapHBaTb o TOM, HTO MO>KHO B3^TB H czjejiarb! 3x!
(CKa3aji JGJI Mopo3 H nycTHjica B iuiac.) A Hy, KTO MOJKCT jiynnie?
TOMTCH: YX! (H TOTKQ nonieji 3a JGROM Mopo30M).
K)jieTOMTe: Pa30H,a,HCb! IIoKaacy, KaK Haflo... (H nonieji 3a flpy3&aMH.)
CuezypoHKa nocMompena, KaK mpu ffeda Mopo3a cmapawmcH rumcamh, ue
eudepoicajia u mocuce npuHWia ynacmue e mam^e. Hamamjeeaeuiucb, ece 3anenu
nocjiedmow neceuKy u, yxodn co cifemi, nojviaxajiu ecejvi pyKOU.
Jejl Mopo3, TOMTCH, K)jieTOMTe, CHerypoHKa:
CjIOBHO 3BOH HOBOTOflHHX 6oKajiOB,
HOBBIH Tofl BxoflHT B HaiHH cepflna,
H 6ajibi B HaniHx npa3,a,HHHHbix 3ajiax
IlycTb BecejiteM 3BynaT ,a,o KOHna!
CnacTba B HOBOM To^y BaM acejiaeM!
II ycnexoB B yne6e, B Tpy,a,e.
Bee 6ojie3HH H JICHB ocTaBjxaeM
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H He 6yfleM cflaBaxbca 6e,a,e!
HOBBIH Tofl nycxb ,apy3eH npHBe^ex HaM,
Mnp 3axjraHex nycxb B KaacflbiH Hani AOM!
H cuoBa - no flenaM a B03,a,aM BaM,
IIOMHH - CKa3aHbi HaniHM TBOPUOM!
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HOBOPIHHA n P H r O ^ A nETPHKA
fleiicmeywmue nui^a:
Eijiocm>KKa rH,a,OTHHiLa Ea6a-5Ira
1 -H THOM IleTpHK
2-it THOM Bo^Cflb
^opT Komiii
3eynumb My3UKa. EijiocmcucKa 3 2HOMCIMU 3aeodnmb do 3cuiy dimeu. IJomiM
cciMi euxodnmh ua cueny.
EijiocHbKKa: JQYO, BaM ,H,O6PHH!
1-ii THOM: JQYO, BaM rapHHii!
2-ii THOM: Oii, AKHH Bm He3BHHaHHHii!
BijiocHi»fKa: Bo npHmnoB BTKQ Ha nopir HOBHH piic!
1-ii THOM: ^YAOBHH piic!
2-ii THOM: Piic HOBHH!
EijiocHbKKa: Ka3KOBHH piic!
1-ii THOM: Xan 3flHBye macr^M Bcix!
2-ii THOM: PiK ,a,o6pa i piic Koxaffira!
BijiocHi»fKa: TO>K npHHMairre npHBrraHHfl!
1-ii THOM: ByTbTe flo6pi Ta 3flopoBi!
2-ii THOM: no6a>KaeMO jrio6oBi!
BijiocHi»fKa: CBiTjra ii paflomiB 6araTo!
Pa30M: Hl,o6 JKHTTA 6yjro, aic CBATO!
BijiocHi»fKa: KaacyTb, mo ni,a, HOBHH piK
Bee, mo HaM 6a»caeTbca,
Hl,o 3aflyMaB me Topiic,
3aB»cfl,H Bee 36yBaeTbca!
1-ii THOM: TyT ifliTH,i flopocm,
Bci BOHH Taxi xoponii,
I KpaCHBi, MHJli, mnpi,
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I Becem, H acapxiBjiHBi.
2-ii XHOM: Ma6yxb xonexe cniBaxn? TaHniOBaxH, B ixpn xpaxn?
^ixn: XoneMo!
1-ii XHOM: Hy xo^i flaBaiixe Bci pa30M ni,a,eMO B HoBopinHHH xopoBOfl.
BuKonyemhCH nicuH "IJid Hoeuupm". Ha cijeny euxodnmb ZHOMU.
1-ii XHOM: IUp po6ixra? IIJp PO6HXH? 5IKHH acax! CKopo Hacxynnxt HOBHH piic, a
mKOxo HeMae: Hi ,3,i,zi,a Mopo3a, m CmxypoHKH, m caMOxo HOBOXO
poxy!
2-ii XHOM: 3HOBy Bci 6y,a,yxb XOBOPHXH; mo MH HMOXO He opxam3yBajiH, He
niflroxyBajiH, 3aBajiHjiH... A! (Maxae pyKOio) ^opx 3Ha mo xBopnxbca!
3eymimb Mejiodw. Ha cijeni, 3mjmemhCH Hopm.
Hopx: E-xe-xe... ^opx, 3BHHaHHO >K, Bee 3Hae. Ha xe Bm i ^opx. ,H,03B0JXbxe
Bifl,peKOMeHflyBaxHca...
1-ii XHOM: Te6e me xyx He BHCxanajio! 3XHHB, Bi^B ' iDKHCb! A... rH,a,oxa xe6e
3a6epn!
3 'mimemhCH Fudomum^H.
rn,aoxHHHsi: 3aBcex,a,a! BceHenpeMeHHo! 06a3axejibHo! npHMeM H nczmepjKHM
MHJTOXOflpyacKa!npHBex, ^opxynnca! How do you do!
Hopx: fl,yio, Ayio. I He XUIBKH. I naKocxi JQ%K 3 BejiHHe3HHM 6a»caHHaM po6jrio.
nocjiyxan, rHfloxHHna, no MoeMy, xyx y Hac Cboxcapi BecejieHbica
xycoBOHKa HaMinaexbca! 3a6aBHO, aic B ,a,exeKXHBi.
rnaoxHHusi: IU,o6 He Bi^cxynaxn 3pa, xpe6a fliaxH flypa: ,H,ieM AK6H no 3aKOHy,
a 3JiopaflcxByeM Hafl BaMH.
Hopm i Fudomum^H odniMajombcn i cnieawmb ( MwycoeKa nicui
"Cuedcmeue eedym 3namoKu").
Hopx i rnflOXHHHH:
Hania flpy»c6a H onacHa, H xpy^Ha,
H Ha nepBbin B3XJM,H„ KaK 6y,a,xo He BH^Ha.
ECJTH KXO-XO Koe-xfl,e y Hac nopon
^ecxHO TKwrh He xonex
3HanHx, npnGbuio flpy3en y Hac c XO6OH, -
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TaK Ha3HaHeH0 ox Bexy HaM cym>6ow.
GnyacGa AHH H HOHH. ...
^acxo CJIMIHHM MM ynpeKH ox po^Hbix,
^xo pa6oxaeM IIOHXH 6e3 BBIXOAHMX.
To BopyeM, xo KOJi^yeM, xo inajiHM-
THXO TKWTh He MOJKCM!
Ja.yKQ B cjiaBHbra AHBHMH npa3flHHK - HOBBIH xofl
Kxo 3a Hac c xo6oii CHexypKy yxpa^ex H no^apKH xoace?..
Ha cijeny eudizae IJempuK.
IlexpHK: CKIJIBKH MO^cHa! 3HOBy xe caMe: Bipnii, nicHi, ajiHHKa. 3HOBy 3apa3 Bci
AixH noKjiHHyxb ^i^a Mopo3a, Bm npHBe^e CHixypKy.
^ixn: Taic!
IlexpHK: (do EijiocmjtCKU ma ZHOMUKIB) . I BaM noflo6aexbca?
THOMH: (pa30M) TaK, 3BHHaiiHo!
BijiocHi»fKa: ABJKOK! 51K TKQ Moace 6yxn maicine? AJS,TKQ HOBHH piK -
HaHymoGjiemine CBAXO flixeii xa ,a,opocjxHx! I 3a xpaflHnieio HOXO
3ycxpinaK)Xb ycieio ciM'eio!
1-ii THOM: KoaceH piic MH 3ycxpinaeMO HOXO Hanioio BejiHKOK) ciM ' eio.
2-ii THOM: I AKHH HOBHH piK 6e3 Jijia Mopo3a xa CmxypKH?
1-ii THOM: CnomBaiocb, BOHH xe6e He nyjiH i He o6pa3axbca. (do IlempuKa) .
IlexpHK: Xan o6paacaioxbca. BOHH Mem He noxpi6m. 51 3ycxpmy HOBHH piK
iHaKme.
1-ii THOM: I 3ycxpiHan!
2-ii THOM: 3ajiHmaHca caM!
BijiocHi»fKa: Jpy3i, flaBanxe He o6paacaxn OAHH OAHOXO, a Kpame Bci pa30M
ni^eMO B xopoBOfl.
Xpoeod. IJempuK cudumb odpaotcenuu ua extern.
EijiocHbKKa: Hy, mo nexpmcy? Cnoflo6ajracb xo6i Hama niceHbKa?
IlexpHK: Hi. He noxpi6Hi Mem Hi Bami niceHbKH, m xopoBO^H. 51 xony 3ycxpixn
HOBHH piK no-CBoeMy.
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1-ii THOM: Hy H 3ycxpinaH.
2-H THOM: IloflyMaeni...
EijiocHbKKa: APY3^ 3aHeKaiixe! He CBapixbca! Ane TK nexpHK Moace noxpannxn B
6i«y!
IleTpHK: Hi B aKy Qijsy a He noxpannio! I mnoxo 3i MHOIO He cxaHextca!
2-H THOM: Hy i mo XH Ha^yMaB? IIJp XH 36Hpaenica PO6HXH?
IleTpHK: 51 xony 3ycxpixn HOBHH piic He3BHHaHHo! HanpHKnafl, 6e3 cmxy,
flJIHHKH, 6e3 MOp03y.
THOMBKH: B A(j)pHHi!
IleTpHK: MoacHa H y AcJjpHni!
BijiocHi»fKa: A XH AK xy^,H noxpanniH?
IleTpHK: Xa-xa-xa! 51 Bee npn^yMaB! 51, Ha Bi^Mmy Bi,a, Bac, yBaacHO nnxaB Ka3KH.
I, HaBiflMiHy Bifl Bac, y MeHe e napiBHa najiHHKa, aicy Mem noflapyBana
^apiBHHiia, i 3a ^onoMOxoio AKOI Ayace jrexKO noxpannxn 6yjs,h-Kyjsji.
BijiocHi»fKa: TH ,a,o6pe no^yMaB?
3eynumb Mejiodw. BuMUKaemhcn ceimno (MxmapuK). Tcmeijb. ffani nid
zypmm 6apa6ame ua cijeni 3 'mimemhCH Bocucdb.
BOJK#I>: JIioflH mreMem UIao-6ao! ^yjKOseMenb noxpanHB y Haine njreM'a. Xxo XH
6ijioniKipe AHxa?
IleTpHK: 51 - nexpHK. 51-3 xiMHa3ii'.
BOJK#I>: ^HBHa Ha3Ba rnieMem.
IleTpHK: 51K y Bac xapHo! TaK He3BHHHo!
BOJK#I>: He me He Bee! HHIOB a, HHIOB i3 3aH3n6apy,
3 ' i'xaB a i3 KimMaHA^capo.
Ha nrnaxy 6yna Ca(j)apa,
A B ninpoKiH mMnono
Jleflb He 3 ' IB MeHe xinnono...
IleTpHK: Ta AOCHXB jxijxy, AOCHXB. M H neicaeMO noflapyffidB.
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ffid eidKpueae KOULUK.
BOJK#I>: OCB xo6i, 6ijroniKipe AHXA, Kixoxb xnxpa. BciM mirnxM - HaMHexo
cynieHHx >Ka6.
IlexpHK: ^HBHi aKicb no,a,apyHKH. Mem B>Ke xyx He noflo6aexbca.
BOJK#I>: A xenep, po3najiHM Boxmnne, 6y,a,eMO xoxyBaxn CBaxKOBy Benepio.
IlexpHK: iHina cnpaBa! XOH Hai'Mca. A mo y Hac Ha CBOTKOBy Benepio?
MI
BOJK#I>: XJIOIIHHK IlexpHK nifl coycoM lyMaK" i3 aHaHacaMH. (niddizae do
IJempuKa)
IlexpHK: Hi, Hi, m! M H xaK He flOMOBjifljiHca!
IJempuK miKCie e 3cm i Kpunumb.
IlexpHK: ^onoMO^cixb, paxyiixe! 51 B>Ke He xony B A(j)pHKy, a xony flOAOMy,
3yCXpixH HOBHH piK 3i CHixOM, flJIHHKOK), fliflOM Mop030M,
CmxypKOK).
BijiocHi»fKa: ,3,ixH, flaBaiixe pa30M 3 BaMH noxpaeMOca i AonoMO^ceMO IlexpHKy
no36aBHXHca nap.
IlpoeodumhCH zpa "B ijbOMy 3cuiiMU CIM'SI".
1-H XHOM: A MH xe6e IlexpHKy nonepeflacajiH, mo B xe6e 6y,a,yxb HenpneMHOCxi.
2-H THOM: A XH HaM, a xony, a Moacy!..
IlexpHK: IIoflyMaeHi a ii 6e3 Bac cnpaBHBca, Henoxpi6Ha MeHi Bania ,a,onoMOxa.
Hy noKpHnaB, Hy 3JMKaBca, Hy i mo...
EijiocHbKKa: IlexpHKy He 6y,a,b xaKHM 3yxBajiHM, 60 HacxynHOxo pa3y mxxo xo6i
He npniifle Ha ,a,onoMOxy.
IlexpHK: Ta AOCHXB MeHe noBHaxn. 51 caM, 3Haio, mo Mem PO6HXH.
3eynumb Mejiodm 3 'mimembcn Ea6a-Hza i Koujiu.
Ba6a-Hra: Hy AK Ham nnaH cnpaniOBaB?
KOIUJH: 51K 3aB>K,zi,H, MOA napiBHa Jiem.
Ba6a-Hra: Tenep a 6y,ay KopojieBOK) 6ajiy.
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Komiii: A a KoponeM.
Ba6a-Hra: 51 TK xaK cboxcaxri ^OBXO Hapafl^cajiaca ,a,o xe6e MHJTHH Mm, Ha paH^eBy
36Hpajiaca.
Komiii: O H , 6a6o, 3aKpyxnjia Mem xojiOBy, mo a H 3a6yB HOXO CIOAH npmxaB.
Ba6a-Hra: Cboxcaxri CBOTO, XH no,a,HBHCb aic jsym CBAXKOBO oflaxHem.
Komiii: Ta axe me CBAXO?
Ba6a-Hra: One Ha xo6i, flo6ajiaKajiaca, mo H caMa 3a6yjia. ,H,ixH niflKaacixb Mem.
,3,1TH: HOBHH piic!
EijiocHbKKa: CxpHBanxe, a MH Bac Ha CBAXO He 3anpomyBajiH.
Komiii: A MH caMi 6e3 3anpoHieHmi.
1-ii THOM: M H neicaeMO Ha CBAXO Jijia Mopo3a i CmxypoHbicy.
2-ii THOM: A BH HaM xaici Ha CBaxi He noxpi6m.
Ba6a-Hra: TH noflHBHCb He noxpi6m.
neTpmc: He MOI Apy3i.
Tliddizae do Ea6u-Hzu i odmjviae ii. Ea6a-Hza uozo eidiumoexye.
Ba6a-Hra: Hy noneicaHxe, noneicaHxe 6y,a,e BaM Ji% Mopo3 i Cmxypica.
Ba6a-Hra i Komiii: PeKC-neKC-(j)eKC Ji% Mopo3 i Cmxypico 3 ^BHCB.
Ea6a-Hza uadieae Kopcmy, a Koujiu uiariKy ffida Mopo3a. Cnieawmb
"Po3Kaoicu CuezypoHKa".
ITicHH " Po3Ka?KH CHerypoHKa ".
PaccKa»cH-Ka, 6a6yiHica, KaK ^ejia?
PaccKaacH- Ka, MHjiaa, x^e 6bijia?
3a XO6OH KoineiOHiKa 6exajia.
IlpojiHjia He Mano a XOPBKHX cjie3.
n-B:
A-Hy-Ka, flaBan-Ka
IljiaCaXb BblXOflH.
Hex MOH KOineH, Hex MOH Koineii,
Hex MOH KOineH He Moxy.
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Ba6a-Hra: Ox, i BxoMHjraca i s , 100 poiciB xaK He xaHHioBajia. 3BHHaiiHO POKH
jrexaxb (mpuMaemhCH 3a 6m).
KOIUJH: Ane XH TK y MeHe xaKa cxpyHKa, Becena, CHMnaxHHHa! Hy, cnpaBmra
CHixypKa!
Ba6a-Hra: A XH %K cnpaBmnH Ji% Mopo3
KOIUJH: I MH BjianixyeM BaM cnpaB^cHe HoBopinHe CBAXO.
Ba6a-Hra: I memo 3acniBajiH, i 3axaHHK>BajxH.
EijiocHbKKa: A RG TK Banii ixpn?
Pa30M: Byflb-jracKa!
KOIUJH: Tpa Ha3HBaexbca "He- Bee a, He- Bee a, He- KOMnama MOA".
Ba6a-Hra: Xxo cniBae, Becejinxbca i po6oxn He 6oixx>cfl?
,3,1TH: He- Bee a, He- Bee a, He- KOMnama MOA.
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Ba6a-Hra: Xxo i3 Bac XOXB pa3 xBopiB nepe3 xe, mo 3aHBe 3'IB?
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KOIUJH: ^ H 6axaxo cepefl Bac HeBMHBaK npHxoflHXb B Kjiac?
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Ba6a-Hra: Xxo HanGijibHie 3 Bac 3yMiB i3 piHKH BHJTOBHXB KopiB?
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BijiocHi»fKa: HHXB, ManeHbKHH, He KPHHH, Kpame HaM ,a,onoMO)KH.
ITeTpHK: Hy, Kaacixt y HOMy cnpaBa?
BijiocHi»fKa: Oct., noxjMHb y HOMy cnpaBa
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