1. A guide to florida by me
Florida actually rly sux so ya!!!

2. • its like the penis of the
america if u think about
it
• ya’ll

3. Literally
everything wants
to kill u
look at these nasty
lil fuckers
seriously fuck
scorpions
ew why
dat stinger
thing tho

4. dumb laws
• Oral sex is illegal
• idk i think that alone is
reason not 2 come here
• its considered offensive
to shower naked
• Wow oops soz lemme
go cover up!!!
mm sxc can I

5. Welcum 2 floriduh

6. hurricanes r fun rite?!!!!?!
we dont even get snow wtf y would
u even want to come here
sexy shirtless pic
amirite
besides its fuckin hot
like 24/7 365 days of
the year ok

7. literally the only good thing about this
shit hole

8. we have zombies guize
So cool

9. in conclusion
• dont come to florida it’s a trap omfg ya’ll
• ok bye!!!1!