A resume in photographs by Health & Wellness writer Tarzan Kay.

1. Welcome to the world of
TARZAN KAY KALRYZIAN
I hope you like it here.

2. Please…
make yourself
comfortable.
I’ll tell you a little
about myself.

4. The First One.
Bachelor of Fine Arts
Concordia University, Class of 2006

5. The Second One.
(Oh, that’s right. I dropped out of law school.)

6. I’ve made lots of mistakes. Really juicy ones.

7. Even so, perhaps you are interested in reading some
of the articles I’ve had published?

8. During my time in Australia,
I blogged for businesses.

9. I used
many
names.
Kind of
like Jesus.
(Don’t worry, I
won’t say things
like that in print.)

10. My LinkedIn profile has links
galore.
Out of respect for my clients’
privacy, please contact me for
some ghostwritten links.

11. Areas of expertise include:
Health + Wellness
Parenting
Careers
Lifestyle Design

12. I publish under my own name, too.
(Read my article for WO magazine.)↵

13. That’s the understatement
of the year.
I write under my own name all the time. Really
personal, bleeding-heart stuff. No subject is more
interesting to me than myself.

14. This is my blog.

15. And now for a
geography lesson.

16. I spent some time here.

17. Plus 10 years on a much
smaller island.

19. Niagara is home.(Not the actual Falls, silly. But close by.)

20. This is my super cool family.
Introducing Gaïan and Jay

21. And we are
willing to
relocate.

23. You’re
curious.
Who is
this
Tarzan?

24. Here’s what my friends are saying:

25. “Her book gave me severe constipation. I definitely don’t recommend eating it.”

26. “Tarzan is the
embodiment of
serenity.”
(What do they know?)

27. “If you want the truth, she can be a bit pedantic.”

28. I have many marketable skills.

29. There’s the writing, for one.

30. Bios, Dating
+ LinkedIn
Profiles
Web Copy
Blog and
Print
Articles
Digital
Newsletters
B2B
Whitepapers
I do a lot of these types of things:

31. “That’s all well and good but Tarzan has no
experience with […].”

32. Indulge me,
dear reader.
I have just the quote for you.

33. "Faith is
a bird
that feels
dawn
breaking
and
sings
while it
is still
dark.”
-Rabindranath
Tagore

34. You be the bird.

35. I’ll be the dawn.

36. What do you say?
Visit my website.
View my LinkedIn profile.
Email me.

37. Photo Credits
Old books: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/nkzs
Comfy Chair: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/gozdeo
Piano: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/Andreius
Computer: Powerpoint Stock Image
Broken Window: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/pepo
Old man: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/redfloor
Notebook: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/labarbosa
Sydney: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/buzzybee
Jesus: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/jshelve
Lookout Point:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/KateKrav
Montreal: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/rossi2213
Suggies: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/backtrust
Boarding Pass:
http://www.sxc.hu/profile/barchonok
Toronto: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ma_hern
Hawaii: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/AngieKnipe
Shoes: Laura Alexandre Vrabie
Friends: Laura Alexandre Vrabie
Glasses: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/birdbrain
Serene Photo: Laura Alexandre Vrabie
Chalkboard: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ywel
Matching shoes: I believe my sister took that.
Typewriter: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/hisks
Writing Tools: Powerpoint Stock Image
Quebec Flag:
http://www2.macleans.ca/?attachment_id=2371
Files: Powerpoint Stock Image
Virgin Mary: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/dcubillas
Bird: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/ataylor28
Dawn: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/boogy_man
This Slide: http://www.sxc.hu/profile/OeilDeNuit
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