The document is a humorous version of the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" describing the troubles an elementary school teacher receives from students over the 12 days. Each day brings a new annoyance, from uncovered sneezes to vomiting students. By the twelfth day, the teacher finally receives 12 Christmas ornaments for their tree.
8. On the fourth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
Four bullies bragging
9. 3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
10. On the fifth day of Christmas my
students gave to me
5 Heads Of Lice
11. 4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
12. On the sixth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
6 middle fingers
13. 5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
14. On the 7th day of Christmas my students
gave to me
7 kids a crying
15. 6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
16. On the eighth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
8 ice packed noggins
17. 7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
18. On the ninth day of Christmas my
students gave to me
9 half eaten cookies
19. 8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
20. On the tenth day of Christmas, my
students gave to me
10 kids a kicking
21. 9 Half-eaten Cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered
sneeze
22. On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
11 students puking
23. 10 Kids a Kicking
9 Half-eaten Cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins
7 Kids a Crying
6 Middle Fingers
5 Heads of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging
3 Angry Parents
2 Bloodied Knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
24. On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my students gave to me
12 ornaments for my tree