4. SW7523 BURNISHED BRANDY
Van Morrison had a particular shade of brown
in mind and we’re sure you do too.
5. THE 9-5. FOR YEARS WE BUILT PLANES. AND NOW THIS. DRIVE WHAT FEELS RIGHT.
6. THE 9-4X WITH XWD. IT’S HOW SAAB DOES ALL-WHEEL DRIVE. DRIVE WHAT FEELS RIGHT.
7. THE 9-5. SAFE AND SECURE NEVER LOOKED SO GREAT. DRIVE WHAT FEELS RIGHT.
8. MOTORCYCLES HAVE DREAMS TOO, YOU KNOW. Over the past 300 years our product
portfolio has evolved to include lawn mowers, muskets, and yes, even dirt bikes. These days, we’ve
focused our e orts on making the best power tools on the planet. That
doesn’t mean we forgot our heritage though. In fact, the same mechanical
expertise that went into powering our motorcycles now drives our
engines, from leaf blowers to lawn mowers. Tackle that to-do list this
weekend with our full line of power tools. Hit the open lawn on one
of our riding mowers and embrace the
power of our family tree. Oh, and it’s
pronounced hoosk-var-na.
300 YEARS OF
POWER AND PRECISION.
9. BEFORE IT HIT YOUR LAWN, IT WAS HELPING A FEW HEMLINES. Okay, so maybe
there were a few decades in between, but the sentiment remains. In fact, over the past 300 years,
Husqvarna has been innovating muskets, motorcylces, and hundreds of other products.
While we phased out our sewing machines, our technical developments over the past
three centuries now feed our passion for developing the fi nest power tools. Not many
companies can say they have “sewing-machine” precision built into every one
of their power tools, but we can. Hit your to-do list with the best tools
on the planet made by the company with the experience to say
so. Oh, and it’s pronounced hoosk-var-na.
300 YEARS OF POWER AND PRECISION.
10. TAKE A SHOT AT YOUR TODO LIST THIS WEEKEND WITH HUSQVARNA. In 1689,
we started as a small musket company in Sweden. 300 years later, we have come to defi ne the term
“diverse product portfolio.” From muskets to sewing machines, we have been developing the fi nest
tools for toughest jobs, even those di cult hemlines. However, we wouldn’t recommend using some
of our vintage equipment for your yard work this weekend. Wrangle in your yard with our tough line
of riding lawnmowers or go for the
hedges with one of our trimmers.
After all, it’s illegal to take a
Husqvarna musket to the yard, and
no, we don’t make lawyers. Oh, and
it’s pronounced hoosk-var-na.
300 YEARS OF
POWER AND PRECISION.
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14. ANSWER
R You either buy more Wonder Bread, or you don’t. When you
don’t, you’ll experience what we like to call EBS: Empty Bag
Syndrome. While other fancy loaves tout post-modernism
and pomp, you’ll find a sinking hole where there was once
Americana. This is Empty Bag Syndrome. Try as you might,
but even the most worldly, baked split-top can’t touch our
toasted Classic White. You won’t see 80-years of American
culture on our ingredients list, because the FDA has
guidelines about non-tangible ingredients, but it’s there.
Next time the Wonder Bread runs out, forgo Empty Bag
Syndrome and top-off with Soft, Delicious, Nutrition.
QUES T ION
R
What happens once the
Wonder Bread runs out?
15. ANSWER
R Do you think they experimented with different
shapes and zig-zags? Probably not. The
ergonomics of a zig-zag sandwich even make us
uneasy. At Wonder Bread, we keep it simple. We
take the utmost pride in carrying your sandwich
fillings with pride. Be it PBJ or cold-cuts and
lettuce, pile it on and we’ll transport it to your
mouth. Actually, this metaphor is getting rather
bizarre. Let’s be honest, we don’t care how you
cut your bread, as long as you’re cutting Wonder
Bread Classic White.
QUES T ION
R
Do you ever wonder why
somebody started cutting
bread diagonally?
16. ANSWER
R You’ve asked an age-old question, forever
perpetuating the Milk v. Bread feud. If it’s not
ringing any bells, that’s probably because it
doesn’t exist. We actually made up that term to
make you think that milk and bread have a past.
They are inanimate objects, with no sense of
friendship or time. So why did we even light off
on this tangent? Well, it started with this pure
and simple fact: you can’t make a sandwich with
a glass of milk, but you can get the same amount
of calcium in two slices of Wonder Bread Classic
White. Proudly one-upping milk since 1921.
QUES T ION
R
What can Classic White
Wonder Bread do that
milk can’t?
17. 911 GT3 RS
THE SECRET HANDSHAKE.
In the age of the “running start” with drivers sprinting to fire up their machines, putting
the ignition on the left felt right. With one swift motion, our drivers were in the lead and
the competition was already miles behind. They still haven’t caught us.
18. 911 Carerra 4
THE SECRET SPOT.
Pulling hard through the corners requires perfect weight distribution. In order to
hit the apex, we began designing with performance and practicality in mind. Our
first move was putting the engine in the rear. After all, balance is beautiful.
19. 911 Carerra 4S
THE SECRET SIGNAL.
Back when the first Porsches were imported to the United States, their owners
developed a signal to acknowledge other Porsche owners (and their exquisite
taste) on the road. The tradition remains true today. Flash the headlights.
