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10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
To meet experts and peers?
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Why do you go to conferences?
To learn?
To become more effective?
To meet experts and peers?

Thought so
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

That's why the eMetrics Summit
does NOT have...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
1.
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We like to keep it real
with in-depth case studies
from people like you
who do real work:
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We also have lots of really smart
consultants who know what they are talking about

And that's just A through C
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
OK, we admit it – this guy
is something of a celebrity:
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

But we definitely don't have ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
2.
Blue Booth Babes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We have zero booth babes.
Instead, we have extremely intelligent women
(and men) who can explain the latest in analytics
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We also don't spend money on ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
3.
Rock & Roll
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

Sedate? Boring?
No – we just prefer a quiet, intense,
enlightening conversation over a
sophisticated adult beverage and / or a good meal
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We won't waste your time with...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
4.
Trust Falls
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

... all others bring data
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We do not have

5.
Lackluster Exhibits
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Our Exhibit Hall brings together
vendors showing software and services
for attendees of these leading edge,
co-located conferences:
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's nothing lackluster here
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
And in the Exhibit Hall
you won't find ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
6.
Cheesy prizes
We want you to win something
you really want to win

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We want you to win something
you really want to win

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We will not torture you with...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
7.
Boxed lunches
The eMetrics Summit never,
ever, ever had boxed lunches Never will.

10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

We also don't believe in...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
8.
Deadly Workshops
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
We believe in focused networking
and take-away-filled roundtables
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

There will be no...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
9.
Useless content
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

And we guarantee no ...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
10.
Motivational Speakers
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Instead, we have hand-picked speakers,
practitioners, consultants and experts
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
to become more
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
Besides, you are already motivated
to learn more
to do more
to meet more
to become more
The eMetrics Summit
has been helping people do all that
since 2002
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You
There's only one thing missing...
10 Ways
the eMetrics Summit
Will Not Torture You

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Ten Ways eMetrics Does Not Torture You