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All Is Not Lost
(But we need your help.)

@jschauma

Jan Schaumann

99CE 1DC7 770A C5A8 09A6 0DCD 66CE 4FE9 6F6B D3D7
Monday, January 20, 14
Startup Business
101

1. Collect Underpants
2. ???
3. Profit

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
The World Is Changed.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 4th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 5th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
June 5th, 2013

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
The World Is Changed.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
PRISM

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
PRISM
MUSCULAR

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
PRISM
MUSCULAR

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
PRISM
MUSCULAR

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
PRISM
MUSCULAR

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
If you sit around and let them get on top, you
Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

And that's not right.
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
The World Is Changed.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

“Fuck these guys.”
https://t.co/iaXPzXPScW

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
All is not lost.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
But we need your help.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Privacy
is the freedom to say:
“ That is none of your business.”
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Privacy is your business.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Privacy is our business.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
• Demand privacy features.
• Demand security features.
• Demand transparency.
• Vote with your feet.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.
• Demand privacy features.
• Demand security features.
• Demand transparency.
• Vote with your feet.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-05-16/

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Not everything that is measured
is important.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Not everything that is measured
is important.
Not everything that is important
can be measured.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Not everything that is measured
is important.
Not everything that is important
can be measured.
(Absence of Evidence ≠ Evidence of Absence)

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
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@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
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Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
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@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
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@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
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@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.
Product peeps:
When you build a new product/feature, talk to your
friendly neighborhood Security team.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.
Security peeps:
When you build a new product/feature, talk to your
friendly neighborhood Product team.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.
All y’alls:
When you build a new product/feature, talk to
some goddamn UX experts.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.

https://openitp.org/openitp/ux-sprint-for-security-privacy-tools.html

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is
http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpgnot lost (But we need your help.)
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Monday, January 20, 14

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All is
http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpgnot lost (But we need your help.)
Other people are people, too.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Other people are people, too.
(And they probably mean well.)

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Do as DevOps Does:
Build a security culture.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Do as DevOps Does:
Build a security learning culture.

http://www.slideshare.net/littleidea/there-is-no-talent-shortage-velocity-2013
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams
• say “yes” more than “no”

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams
• say “yes” more than “no”
• teach, and be taught

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams
• say “yes” more than “no”
• teach, and be taught
• branch out
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Build a learning culture.

• cross-train your teams
• say “yes” more than “no”
• teach, and be taught
• branch out
• listen
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Knowledge is not a zero-sum game.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Courage is contagious.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
We need your help.

@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
You might as well be saying you think that it's OK,
And that's not right.
And if it's not right, you have to put it right.
But nobody else is gonna put it right for me.
Nobody but me is gonna change my story.
Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty.
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)
Just because you find that life's not fair, it
Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.
If you always take it on the chin and wear it,
You might as well be saying you think that it's OK,
And that's not right.
And if it's not right, you have to put it right.
But nobody else is gonna put it right for me.
Nobody but me is gonna change my story.
Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty.
@jschauma
Monday, January 20, 14

All is not lost (But we need your help.)

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All Is Not Lost (But we need your help.)

  • 1. All Is Not Lost (But we need your help.) @jschauma Jan Schaumann 99CE 1DC7 770A C5A8 09A6 0DCD 66CE 4FE9 6F6B D3D7 Monday, January 20, 14
  • 2. Startup Business 101 1. Collect Underpants 2. ??? 3. Profit @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 3. The World Is Changed. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 4. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 5. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 6. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 7. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 8. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 9. June 4th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 10. June 5th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 11. June 5th, 2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 12. The World Is Changed. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 13. PRISM @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 14. PRISM MUSCULAR @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 15. PRISM MUSCULAR @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 16. PRISM MUSCULAR @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 17. PRISM MUSCULAR @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 18. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 19. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Might as well be saying you think that it's OK, @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 20. If you sit around and let them get on top, you Might as well be saying you think that it's OK, And that's not right. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 21. The World Is Changed. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 22. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 23. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 24. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. “Fuck these guys.” https://t.co/iaXPzXPScW @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 25. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 26. All is not lost. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 27. But we need your help. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 28. Privacy is the freedom to say: “ That is none of your business.” @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 29. Privacy is your business. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 30. Privacy is our business. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 31. • Demand privacy features. • Demand security features. • Demand transparency. • Vote with your feet. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 32. We need your help. • Demand privacy features. • Demand security features. • Demand transparency. • Vote with your feet. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 34. Not everything that is measured is important. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 35. Not everything that is measured is important. Not everything that is important can be measured. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 36. Not everything that is measured is important. Not everything that is important can be measured. (Absence of Evidence ≠ Evidence of Absence) @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 37. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 38. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 39. ! d ru C @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 40. ! d ru C @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 41. ! d ru C ! d u r C @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 42. ! d ru C ! d u r C @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 43. ! d ru C ! d ru C ! d u r C @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 44. We need your help. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 45. We need your help. Product peeps: When you build a new product/feature, talk to your friendly neighborhood Security team. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 46. We need your help. Security peeps: When you build a new product/feature, talk to your friendly neighborhood Product team. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 47. We need your help. All y’alls: When you build a new product/feature, talk to some goddamn UX experts. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 48. We need your help. https://openitp.org/openitp/ux-sprint-for-security-privacy-tools.html @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 49. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpgnot lost (But we need your help.)
  • 50. T @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 is h is t o n p l e h g n i t a . l l a All is http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpgnot lost (But we need your help.)
  • 51. Other people are people, too. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 52. Other people are people, too. (And they probably mean well.) @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 53. Do as DevOps Does: Build a security culture. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 54. Do as DevOps Does: Build a security learning culture. http://www.slideshare.net/littleidea/there-is-no-talent-shortage-velocity-2013 @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 55. Build a learning culture. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 56. Build a learning culture. • cross-train your teams @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 57. Build a learning culture. • cross-train your teams • say “yes” more than “no” @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 58. Build a learning culture. • cross-train your teams • say “yes” more than “no” • teach, and be taught @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 59. Build a learning culture. • cross-train your teams • say “yes” more than “no” • teach, and be taught • branch out @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 60. Build a learning culture. • cross-train your teams • say “yes” more than “no” • teach, and be taught • branch out • listen @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 61. Knowledge is not a zero-sum game. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 62. Courage is contagious. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 63. We need your help. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 64. Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You might as well be saying you think that it's OK, And that's not right. And if it's not right, you have to put it right. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. Nobody but me is gonna change my story. Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)
  • 65. Just because you find that life's not fair, it Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, You might as well be saying you think that it's OK, And that's not right. And if it's not right, you have to put it right. But nobody else is gonna put it right for me. Nobody but me is gonna change my story. Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty. @jschauma Monday, January 20, 14 All is not lost (But we need your help.)