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THAT’LL NEVER WORK!
    John Graham-Cumming



    (Crazy ideas and what to do about them)



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Selfridge’s People Wall




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Ideas are Radioactive Snowflakes




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Idea Food




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I know…

 •I’ll write a 550 page travel
  book for nerds
 •The covers the whole world
 •That includes description of
  the science behind each
  place
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One night in Munich




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Get a “Crazy Idea Book”




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I know…

 •I’ll persuade the British
   Government to apologize
   for the prosecution of
   Alan Turing


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The Crazy Idea Logical Fallacy

 • That’ll never work because of
   X, Y and Z
 • Yet everyone knows that
   assumptions turn out to be
   wrong
 • So, the antecedent (X, Y, and
   Z) is false!
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I know…

 •I’ll start a charity
   dedicated to building
   Charles Babbage’s never
   constructed “Analytical
   Engine”
                     Plan 28: http://plan28.org/
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The Analytical Engine




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Don’t Think So Hard!




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Cat’s Eyes




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Talk to the Teddy




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Go Long Haul




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Think only of failure, and ways to fail




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Big Ideas Are Easier Than Small Ones




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Replumb The Internet




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Three “Be”s

 1. Be courageous
 2. Be charming
 3. Be reasonably
                     unreasonable
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Signposts
 • Charles Babbage and Plan 28:
   http://plan28.org/
 • The Geek Atlas:
 • http://geekatlas.com/
 • The job board where your Hacker
   News karma gets you the right to post:
   http://usethesource.com/
 • CloudFlare: http://cloudflare.com/

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That'll never work!

Editor's Notes

  1. Snowflake: unique, fragileRadioactive: neutrons leave the idea to hit other ideas. Also neutrons arrive from other places.
  2. Ideas are all around. You just need to know where to look, or at least how to make your brain find them. You need idea food.Idea anagrams. Feed it with novel ideas. Maybe even read novels.Problem solving requires thinking, idea finding seems to involve not thinking. Or at least capturing an idea and then applying thinking to it.
  3. Scratching an itch. I was just bored that weekend.
  4. You can’t see shooting stars if you look too hard
  5. Control your connectivity
  6. How much more effort is a big idea that a small idea? Also, you need to attract people to help you: big ideas are better.