32. U.S. Government Confirms:
There Are No Mermaids
By Amy FriedmanJuly 04, 2012
The U.S. National Ocean Service
(NOS) made the firm
announcement that mermaids do
not exist anymore. This
announcement came in response to
public inquiries into the NOS’
mermaid science program after a
show
51. Cockles and Mussels!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!
Alive, alive-O! alive, alive-O!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!
She was a fish-monger, but sure 'twas no wonder
For so were her father and mother before
And they each wheeled their barrow
Through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!
Alive, alive-O! alive, alive-O!
Crying cockles and mussels, alive, alive-O!