1.
Listen up sandhya menon
Here is what HIMANSHI’s gotta say…….!!!

2.
Murphy's law
 So listen up once upon a time there was this
dude EDWARD MURPHY doing some fancy
experiment thingy about deceleration a person
can stand in a crash.
 but that’s not for you the important thing is what
he said :
"Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong―
but in the coming slides you will see other forms
of it and what to do when I am not around and
you get all hyperventilated.

3.
Rule 1
If anything can go
wrong, it will
Himanshi says: It can and It should because you
never know what good it will bring.
And it will happen at the most inopportune time; it
will be all your fault, and everyone will know it but
how does that matter.
When you tumble over you know where not to
tumble over the next time you get walking.

4.
Rule 2
If there is a possibility of
several things going wrong,
the one that will cause the
most damage will be the
first to go wrong.
Himanshi says : but there is nothin irreversible you
know, you can always buck up who knows the next
time you do it; you get better with every try.
So put that gloom away and start working cause the
time you waste in regret is a time you could have
utilized to begin again.

5.
Rule 3
If you perceive that there
are four possible ways in
which something can go
wrong, and circumvent
these, then a fifth way,
unprepared for, will
promptly develop
himanshi says: It will be impossible to fix the fifth

6.
Rule 4
Left to themselves,
things tend to go
from bad to worse
that’s why you have himanshi telling you this : no
you cannot be storm from X-Men and control
weather nooo….that will be ridiculous and the
white hair would not suit your fair complexion.
So I know you are always careful and stuff but
gurl a little dehumidification never hurts. You got
the brains implement innovate and conquer em
all MYCOTAS m/

7.
Rule 5
If everything seems
to be going well, you
have obviously
overlooked something
now himanshi doesn’t want you to doubt yourself
she just wants you to go over the shit once more
and do it without getting all worked up.
You know how the silly fungi might act and then
things you cannot see are a total pain. So
REVISE

8.
Rule 6
Nature always sides with the
hidden flaws that never stay
hidden for long also Mother
nature is a bitch; not an
obedient one at that for sure
so since you know its not just the white pig you are
against, you have a whole battalion of bad instruments
, fucked up incubators and terrible contaminating
storage space. You gotta buckle up and hey if you quit
and be sad it will not be easier it would just create a
pile of even bigger fuck up’s
 P.s – I think my black side is emerging :P I love sayin

9.
Himanshi's Law of
Thermodynamics
Things get worse
under pressure
that’s why himanshi says: Nothing makes a
situation worse than basing your actions on fear,
anger, or frustration.
If something bad happens to you, you will have
these emotions whether you’re aware of them or
not.
They will also influence your thinking and
behavior whether you’re aware of it or not.
Rule of thumb: the less aware you are of your
feelings, the more vulnerable you are to them
influencing you. Don’t flinch or overreact—be
patient, keep breathing, and pay attention.
Are you doin this right now…!!!!!

10.
The Himanshi Philosophy
Smile . . .
tomorrow will be
worse.
This is a personal favorite because you know we
have seen much worse than this and if we
haven’t….do not disappoint yourself nature is there to
remind us constantly of all the shit that can take place
hasn’t actually taken place the best of shit is yet to
come.
So next time you tell that fuck up PMSing BITCH-

11.
Quantization Revision of Himanshi’s
Laws
Everything goes
wrong all at once.
I mean how can you not let everything go wrong for
once. *control freak* ….let it all fall. I’d say screw
things up once so that you know that’s not the
right way to do it.
I drew inspiration from edison and well arjun rampal
on how not to do it…!!!
now enough with laws…this is what you gotta
do…!!!!

12.
Plan of action
just because someone else thinks the sky has fallen doesn’t
mean that it has.
 evaluate : is this really a problem at all? Whose problem is
it? How much is at risk or may need to change because of
this situation: 5%? 20%? 90%?
 Put things in perspective. Will anyone die because of this
mistake (you’re not a brain surgeon, are you?)? Will any cities
be leveled? Plagues delivered on the innocent?
 Get thinking rather than reacting. Work to eliminate
assumptions. Make sure you have a tangible understanding
of what’s gone wrong and its true impact.
 Then, prioritize: emergency (now!), big concern (today),
minor concern (this or next week), bogus (never). Know how
long your fuse is to respond and prioritize this new issue
against all existing work. If it’s a bogus issue, make sure
whoever cried wolf learns some new questions to ask before
raising the red flag again.

13.
Once you have done that
Now that you know something about the problem,
you might really get upset (―How could those
idiots let this happen!?‖).
• Find a way to express emotions safely:
scream at the sky, eat as much sweets as you
want, or talk to moi or your parents. Please don’t
break things :P .But do express them creatively.
• Get the right people in: Any major problem
won’t impact you alone. Identify who else is most
responsible, knowledgeable, and useful (you
know who I am talking about right)and get them in
together straight away. Consult.

14.
lastly
 It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so
ingenious.
 You cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the
bread to butter.
 A falling flask will always land where it can do the most
damage.
 A shatterproof Borosil glassware will always fall on the only
surface hard enough to crack or break it.
 If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
 Don't worry about Murphy's Law, you know it's gonna happen
anyway, so just get on with it and get it over with!

15.
Thank you for being so patient menon !!!