This document provides a survival guide for attendees of the Summer JADE Meeting being held in Romania. It includes an agenda and schedule of events for the 3 day conference from July 19-21, 2012. It provides information on transportation, accommodations, dress code, what to bring, and optional post-conference activities. It also includes background information on JADE, details on speakers and workshops, and tips for traveling and surviving in Romania such as food, payment methods, weather, and cultural norms.