ENTERTAINMENT HUMOUR

2. J U R Y A GROUP OF PERSONS CHOSEN TO DECIDE WHO HAS THE BETTER LAWYER

3. C o w a r d ONE WHO IN IMMINENT DANGER THINKS WITH HIS LEGS

4. Q U I E T A STATE OF HOUSEHOLD SERENITY WHICH OCCURS BEFORE THE BIRTH OF THE FIRST CHILD AND OCCURS AGAIN AFTER THE LAST CHILD HAS LEFT FOR COLLEGE.

5. MOTHER – IN - LAW A WOMAN WHO DESTROYS HER SON-IN-LAW’S PEACE OF MIND BY GIVING HIM A PIECE OF HERS.

6. S E C R E T SOMETHING YOU TELL TO ONE PERSON AT A TIME

7. T O O T H A C H E THE PAIN THAT DRIVES YOU TO EXTRACTION

8. L I P S T I C K ON YOUR LIPS, A COLOR TO ENHANCE YOUR BEAUTY OF YOUR MOUTH. ON HIS COLLAR, A COLOR ONLY A TRAMP WOULD WEAR.

9. H O U S E K E E P E R A LADY THAT KICKS HER HUSBAND OUT AND KEEPS THE HOUSE.

10. P A C I F I S T ONE THAT CAN’T ADVOCATE PEACE WITHOUT CLENCHING HIS FIST.

11. Q U A R T E R B A C K CHANGE WHEN YOU PAY FOR A 75 CENT ITEM WITH A DOLLAR BILL.

12. B A C H E L O R A MAN WHO MRS. ANYONE.

13. O B E S I T Y SURPLUS GONE TO WAIST

14. D A N D R U F F CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK

15. A L I M O N Y THE HIGH COST OF LEAVING.

16. MAY YOU BE BLESSED AND KEEP SMILING