The document contains a collection of quotes related to eating, food, and health. Some of the quotes encourage giving thanks before eating, choosing busy restaurants, and eating to live rather than living to eat. Others provide humorous observations about overindulging in food, alcohol, smoking, and exercise. The quotes collectively offer advice and perspectives on healthy eating habits and attitudes towards food.
8. WATER IN THE MOUTH BEFORE EATING; WATER IN THE EYES WHEN THE BILL COMES.
9. DON’T SMOKE TOO MUCH, DRINK TOO MUCH, EAT TOO MUCH OR WORK TOO MUCH. WE’RE ALL ON THE ROAD TO THE GRAVE – THERE’S NO NEED TO BE IN THE PASSING LANE.
10. PERSONALLY I STAY AWAY FROM ALL NATURAL FOODS. AT MY AGE I NEED ALL THE PRESERVATIVES I CAN GET. GEORGE BURNS.
11. ONLY IRISH COFFEE PROVIDES IN A SINGLE GLASS ALL FOUR ESSENTIAL FOOD GROUPS – ALCOHOL, CAFFEINE, SUGAR AND FAT. ALEX LEVINE
12. I OFTEN TAKE EXERCISE. WHY ONLY YESTERDAY I HAD MY BREAK- FAST IN BED.
13. MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO STOP HAVING INTIMATE DINNERS FOR FOUR; UNLESS THERE ARE THREE OTHER PEOLE.
15. R I’M NOT SAYING MY WIFE’S A BAD COOK, BUT SHE USES A SMOKE ALARM AS A TIMER. BOB MONKHOUSE
16. WHEN THE WAITRESS ASKED IF I WANTED MY PIZZA CUT INTO FOUR OR EIGHT SLICES, I SAID, “FOUR. I DON’T THINK I CAN EAT EIGHT.”
17. I KEEP TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT IT KEEPS FINDING ME.
18. I SAW A POSTER ADVERTISING A LECTURE BY A FAMOUS NUTRITIONIST ON EATING PROBLEMS. I SAID TO MYSELF “HEY I DON’T NEED THAT. I DON’T HAVE ANY PROBLEM EATING !!!.
19. HOW CAN I GO ON A DIET ? THE FRIDGE IS STILL FULL.
