Three friends named Physics, Chemistry, and Biology were sitting under a tree discussing their fields of study. Physics looked up at nature, Chemistry looked down at the earth, and Biology observed living things. They saw a beam coming from the sun that each interpreted differently based on their field. An alien then appeared and told them it was neither from their fields. The alien said they had divided themselves too much and their fields were actually interrelated. The alien merged their hands, feet, and head to create environmental science, which considers all their fields together and works by the slogan "Think globally, act locally".

1. Environmental Science
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Thousands of years ago, there were
three friends named Physics,
Chemistry and Biology who were
sitting under the Neem Tree of Thar.
All three were silent and were deep-
thinking about something. Physics
used to look up to the tree and was
very interested in investigating the
nature and its interaction with
matter and energy. Chemistry would
look down into the earth and was
very fond of analyzing the chemicals
present in the natural earth. Biology
often looked straight and was crazy
for any new living process or living
thing his mind and eyes observed
and encounter with.
While all three idiots were busy in their
own thinking process, for their surprise,
they saw a beam from the sun coming
towards them!
Physics shouted that it was a composite
attack from energy and matter sulted
due to yawning of sun. He argued that
they cannot save ourself and this attack
is an ultimate warning from nature and
we can neither stop nor destroy this
attack!
Chemistry screamed and stated that was
a mixture of different poisonous gases
which produced inside the sun and
comes out due to the sneezing of sun!
He argued that when this junk of
chemicals touches the earth then every
chemical inside the earth comes out and
earth could not sustain life anymore!

2. Biology astonished and by slapping
to both Physics and Chemistry
commented, that is actually a largest
tissue of cells made up of all kind of
viruses, bacteria and other
microorganism! He argued that this
happens once in a life time of earth
that such kind of dangerous
microbes flee to the sun where
there were a safe site to make them
sustain for a short period of life.
Now that short period of time is
ended and during that time they all
got their immune system very strong
that they cannot be killed with any
man-made technology!
All three idiots of science were
disproved by that beam that
seemingly came from sun but the
fact is opposite. When a beam
approached to the tree, it appeared
in to the form of Alien type of
creature. Before trying to be uttered
by three idiots of science, the alien
started introducing himself and told
them that, I am neither Physics nor
Chemistry and not even biology. You
people have created a disperse
attitude and divided yourself in
three most important scientific fields
despite the fact that you all are
connected and inter-related but I am
a collective aspects of you all!
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3. All shouted at the same time
“Collective Aspects!!!”
Yes! Your task is to work on the
different fields and you all has got
different ideas and perceptions about
the earth and its properties but my
priority is to combine all you idiots in
one platform so that everything will be
understood clearly. As the Nature is
very simple so is their whole property.
As the reality tells itself that chemical
science, physical science and biological
science are three different aspects of
science but due to their interaction
among each other, they are widely
misunderstood and misinterpreted!
This ambiguity is created by you
three idiots and I have been sent
by the Nature to either kills you or
emerge you into one inter-
discipline! They agreed for the 2nd
option and what the Alien did is to
get the hand of chemistry, feet of
physics and head of biology to
touch each other which resulted in
to the creation of integrated
discipline - Environmental Science
that revolutionizes the whole
world with one slogan i.e. “Think
globally, Act locally”. (by Suhail
Rahujo)
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Environmental Science
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