Political wisdom through the Ages

I think we agree, the
Political past are over
Wisdom President George W Bush

Through
the Ages
Political Wisdom Through the Ages

The Air Force is pleased
The Air Force is pleased You mean there are
with the performance of
with the performance of two Koreas?
the C-5A cargo plane,
the C-5A cargo plane,
although having the
although having the US ambassador designate to
US ambassador designate to
wings fall off at 8000
wings fall off at 8000 Singapore Richard Kneipp
Singapore Richard Kneipp
hours is a problem
hours is a problem
Major General Charles F Kuyk
Major General Charles F Kuyk
Political Wisdom Through the Ages Political Wisdom Through the Ages

Rural Americans are You read what Disraeli
real Americans. Not had to say. I don’t
all of the rest of remember what he said.
Americans are real He said something. He is
Americans no longer with us.
Dan Quayle Bob Dole at a book signing
Bob Dole at a book signing
Dan Quayle


Page 1 Political Wisdom

I challenge my FLORIDA:
opponent to give a If you think we
frank affirmative
answer: yes or no! can't vote, wait
New York mayoral candidate
New York mayoral candidate till you see us
drive.
Abe Beame
Abe Beame

Political Wisdom Through the Ages Florida: Home of the Brave, Land of the Weird
Florida: Home of the Brave, Land of the Weird

I've changed my style FLORIDA:
somewhat, as you know.
I'm less, I pontificate Home of electile
less, although it may be
hard to tell it from this dysfunction.
show. And I'm more
interacting with people
President George W Bush

I was raised in the West. FLORIDA:
The west of Texas. It's
pretty close to California. We count more
In more ways than than you do.
Washington, D.C., is
close to California


II think anybody who
think anybody who FLORIDA:
FLORIDA:
doesn't think I'm smart
doesn't think I'm smart If you don't like the way
If you don't like the way
enough to handle the job
enough to handle the job
are underestimating
are underestimating we count, then take I-95
we count, then take I-95
& visit one of America’s
& visit one of America’s
other 56 states.
other 56 states.


FLORIDA: FLORIDA:
Relax, Retire, Viagra voters do it
ReVote. again!

Florida: Home of the Brave, Land of the Weird Florida: Home of the Brave, Land of the Weird

FLORIDA: FLORIDA:
Where your vote We don't just cheat
counts & counts & at football.
counts...



FLORIDA: PALM BEACH COUNTY:
PALM BEACH COUNTY:
We put the "duh" in
We put the "duh" in
So nice, we let you
Florida.
Florida.
vote twice.


FLORIDA: They have vilified
We're number one! me, they have
crucified me. Yes,
Wait! Recount! they have even
criticized me.
Chicago Mayor Richard J Daley
Chicago Mayor Richard J Daley
Florida: Home of the Brave, Land of the Weird Political Wisdom Through the Ages

I am not a chauvinist, Spending on federal
obviously…I believe in programs is growing
women’s rights for at an excremental
every woman but my rate
own.
Representative Frank Guarini
Representative Frank Guarini
Chicago mayor Harold Washington
Chicago mayor Harold Washington



It’s a very good The last thing you want
historical book is for somebody to
about history commit suicide before
executing them
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle
Gary Deland, former Utah director
Gary Deland, former Utah director
of corrections
of corrections


We’ve got a strong I think that the free-
candidate. I’m trying enterprise system is
to think of his name. absolutely too
important to be left to
Christopher Dodd, Democratic
Christopher Dodd, Democratic
National Committee
National Committee
the voluntary action of
the marketplace
Congressman Richard Kelly

We have been boyhood The morality of city
friends all of our lives employees is at an all
time low.
Chicago mayor Richard J Daley
Jasper Weese, Traverse City
Jasper Weese, Traverse City
councilman during a meeting,
councilman during a meeting,
trying to refer to morale problems
trying to refer to morale problems



If a frog had wings, It’s a two-edged coin
he wouldn’t hit his
Louisiana state representative
tail in the ground. Donald Ray Kennard
Donald Ray Kennard
Too hypothetical
Former President George Bush


Women are best-suited I stand flatly on all
for secretarial work, four sides of that
decorating cakes, and conversation
counter sales like
John Erlichman
John Erlichman
selling lingerie
South Carolina state
South Carolina state
representative Larry Koon
representative Larry Koon

The single most I’m someone who has
important two things a deep emotional
we can do… attachment to Starsky
& Hutch
Tony Blair, British prime
Tony Blair, British prime
minister
minister Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton



I don’t want to cast Things are more like
asparagus on my they are today than
opponent! they have ever been
before.
Unnamed Chicago politician
Unnamed Chicago politician
during a debate
during a debate Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford


And what’s more, I Part of America’s greatness
Part of America’s greatness
agree with everything is discrimination. Yes sir.
is discrimination. Yes sir.
I have just said Inequality breeds freedom
Inequality breeds freedom
& gives a man opportunity
& gives a man opportunity
Piet Koornhoff, S. African
Piet Koornhoff, S. African
politician
politician Lester Maddox, ex Georgia governor
Lester Maddox, ex Georgia governor


II think we’re on the road
think we’re on the road If you give a person a
to coming up with the
to coming up with the fish, they'll eat for a day.
answers that II don’t think
answers that don’t think But if you show a person
any of us feel we have
any of us feel we have how to fish, they'll be a
the answers to.
the answers to. fish for a lifetime.

Mayor Kim Anderson, Naples, FL
Mayor Kim Anderson, Naples, FL Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle



Traditionally, most of There is growing
Australia's imports scientific opinion
come from overseas. that global warming
Former Australian cabinet
Former Australian cabinet is good for us
minister Keppel Enderbery
minister Keppel Enderbery
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle


It's like an alcatraz When more & more
around my neck. people are thrown out
Boston mayor Menino on the
Boston mayor Menino on the
of work, unemployment
shortage of city parking spaces
shortage of city parking spaces results.
Calvin Coolidge
Calvin Coolidge


A billion here, a billion If you let that sort of
If you let that sort of
there -- sooner or later it thing go on, your bread
thing go on, your bread
adds up to real money. & butter will be cut right
& butter will be cut right
out from under your feet.
out from under your feet.
Everett Dirksen
Everett Dirksen
Former British foreign minister
Former British foreign minister
Ernest Bevin
Ernest Bevin



It isn't pollution that's
It isn't pollution that's I'm not going to have
I'm not going to have
harming the environment.
harming the environment. some reporters pawing
some reporters pawing
It's the impurities in our
It's the impurities in our through our papers. We
through our papers. We
air & water that are doing
air & water that are doing are the President.
are the President.
it.
it.
Hillary Clinton commenting on the
Hillary Clinton commenting on the
Dan Quayle release of subpoenaed documents
release of subpoenaed documents
Dan Quayle


Capital punishment is our
Capital punishment is our We don’t have
We don’t have
society’s recognition of
society’s recognition of censorship - what we
censorship - what we
the sanctity of human life.
the sanctity of human life. have is a limitation on
have is a limitation on
what newspapers can
what newspapers can
Senator Orrin Hatch
Senator Orrin Hatch report.
report.
S. African Info Minister Louis Nel
S. African Info Minister Louis Nel


Without censorship,
Without censorship, This is the operative
This is the operative
things can get terribly
things can get terribly statement. The other
statement. The other
confused in the public
confused in the public operative statements
operative statements
mind.
mind. are inoperative.
are inoperative.
General William Westmoreland
General William Westmoreland Ron Ziegler, press secretary to
Ron Ziegler, press secretary to
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon



II stand by all the
stand by all the Honest businessmen
Honest businessmen
misstatements
misstatements should be protected
should be protected
I’ve made.
I’ve made. from the unscrupulous
from the unscrupulous
consumer.
consumer.
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle
Georgia Governor Lester Maddox
Georgia Governor Lester Maddox


If crime went down
If crime went down The streets are safe in
The streets are safe in
100%, it will still be
100%, it will still be Philadelphia, it’s only
Philadelphia, it’s only
50 times higher
50 times higher the people who make
the people who make
than it should be.
than it should be. them unsafe.
them unsafe.
DC councilman John Bowman
DC councilman John Bowman Frank Rizzo, mayor of
Frank Rizzo, mayor of
Philadelphia
Philadelphia


The more killing &
The more killing & Outside of all of the
Outside of all of the
homicides you have, the
homicides you have, the killings, DC has one of
killings, DC has one of
more havoc it prevents
more havoc it prevents the lowest crime rates in
the lowest crime rates in
the country.
the country.
Chicago mayor Richard Daley
DC Mayor Marion Barry
DC Mayor Marion Barry



This is the worst
This is the worst Everyone who is for
Everyone who is for
disaster in California
disaster in California abortion was at one
abortion was at one
since II was elected.
since was elected. time a feces.
time a feces.
California Governor Pat Brown
California Governor Pat Brown Peter Grace
Peter Grace


We see nothing but
We see nothing but If II tell a lie, it’s only
If tell a lie, it’s only
increasingly brighter
increasingly brighter because II think I’m
because think I’m
clouds every month.
clouds every month. telling the truth.
telling the truth.
Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford BC Highways Minister
BC Highways Minister
Phil Gaglardi
Phil Gaglardi


II was not lying. II just
was not lying. just In the early sixties, we
In the early sixties, we
said some things that
said some things that were strong, we were
were strong, we were
later on were untrue.
later on were untrue. virulent.
virulent.
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon Secretary of the Treasury
Secretary of the Treasury
John Connally
John Connally



To hell with the public -
To hell with the public - You reporters should
You reporters should
I’m here to represent
I’m here to represent have printed what he
have printed what he
the people!
the people! meant, not what he said
meant, not what he said
New Jersey state senator
New Jersey state senator Chicago mayor Richard Daley


II have not reneged my
have not reneged my Anyone can be elected
Anyone can be elected
promise - II have just
promise - have just governor - I’m living
governor - I’m living
changed my mind.
changed my mind. proof of that.
proof of that.
NY political candidate
NY political candidate Georgia governor Joe Frank Harris
Georgia governor Joe Frank Harris
Pierre Rinfret
Pierre Rinfret


We must restore Chicago
We must restore Chicago Mr. Speaker, this bill is
Mr. Speaker, this bill is
to all the good things it
to all the good things it phony with a capital F.
phony with a capital F.
never had.
never had.
US congressman
US congressman



II love sports. Whenever
love sports. Whenever These are not my figures
These are not my figures
II can, II always watch
can, always watch I’m quoting. They’re from
I’m quoting. They’re from
the Detroit Tigers on
the Detroit Tigers on someone who knows
someone who knows
the radio.
the radio. what he’s talking about.
what he’s talking about.
Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford congressman in debate
congressman in debate


II cannot tell you how
cannot tell you how I’m not indecisive. Am
I’m not indecisive. Am
grateful II am - II am
grateful am - am II indecisive?
indecisive?
filled with humidity.
filled with humidity.
St. Paul mayor Jim Seibel
St. Paul mayor Jim Seibel
Texas Speaker of the House
Texas Speaker of the House
Gib Lewis
Gib Lewis


II think that the free
think that the free Elevate those guns a
Elevate those guns a
enterprise system is
enterprise system is little lower.
little lower.
absolutely too
absolutely too
important to be left to
important to be left to Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson
the marketplace.
the marketplace.


The private enterprise
The private enterprise Those who died in the
Those who died in the
system indicates that
system indicates that earthquake, their lives
earthquake, their lives
some people have
some people have will never be the same
will never be the same
higher incomes than
higher incomes than again.
again.
others.
others.
Representative Barbara Boxer
Representative Barbara Boxer
California governor Jerry Brown
California governor Jerry Brown


I’ve tried everything to
I’ve tried everything to Life is indeed precious
Life is indeed precious
convince you. Now I’m
convince you. Now I’m & II believe the death
& believe the death
going to be sensible.
going to be sensible. penalty helps to affirm
penalty helps to affirm
this fact.
this fact.
Newt Gingrich
Newt Gingrich
New York mayor Edward Koch
New York mayor Edward Koch


The President has kept
The President has kept The police are not here
The police are not here
all of the promises he
all of the promises he to create disorder.
to create disorder.
intended to keep.
intended to keep. They're here to preserve
They're here to preserve
disorder.
disorder.
Clinton aide George
Clinton aide George
Stephanopolous speaking
Stephanopolous speaking Former Chicago mayor
Former Chicago mayor
on Larry King Live
on Larry King Live Daley during the infamous
Daley during the infamous
1968 convention
1968 convention


If you've seen one
If you've seen one China is a big country,
China is a big country,
redwood tree, you've
redwood tree, you've inhabited by many
inhabited by many
seen them all.
seen them all. Chinese.
Chinese.
Forestry expert Ronald
Forestry expert Ronald Former French President
Former French President
Reagan
Reagan Charles de Gaulle
Charles de Gaulle


What a waste it is to lose
What a waste it is to lose At present there are
At present there are
one's mind. or not to have a
one's mind. or not to have a such goings on that
such goings on that
mind is being very
mind is being very everything is at a
everything is at a
wasteful. How true that is.
wasteful. How true that is. standstill.
standstill.
Dan Quayle at a fund raising event
Dan Quayle at a fund raising event
for the United Negro College Fund.
Sir Boyle Roche
Sir Boyle Roche
for the United Negro College Fund.
He was attempting to quote the line a
He was attempting to quote the line a
mind is a terrible thing to waste..
mind is a terrible thing to waste


II haven’t committed a
haven’t committed a This is still the greatest
This is still the greatest
crime, what II did was fail
crime, what did was fail country in the world if
country in the world if
to comply with the law.
to comply with the law. we just steel our wills
we just steel our wills
and lose our minds.
and lose our minds.
New York mayor David Dinkins
New York mayor David Dinkins
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton



We lie by not telling you
We lie by not telling you II have no idea what
have no idea what
things - not by telling you
things - not by telling you statement was issued,
statement was issued,
things that aren’t true.
things that aren’t true. but II stand behind it
but stand behind it
100 percent.
100 percent.
Unnamed US official
Unnamed US official
Bush Budget director
Bush Budget director
Richard Darman
Richard Darman


You can’t just let
You can’t just let This event is
This event is
nature run wild.
nature run wild. unparalyzed in the
unparalyzed in the
state’s history.
state’s history.
Alaska governor Walter Hickel
Alaska governor Walter Hickel
explaining why he wanted the
explaining why he wanted the Texas House speaker Gib Lewis
Texas House speaker Gib Lewis
state to kills hundreds of
state to kills hundreds of
wolves
wolves


The only way to
The only way to That question is too
That question is too
prevent what’s past is
prevent what’s past is suppository.
suppository.
to put a stop to it
to put a stop to it Secretary of State
Secretary of State
before it happens.
before it happens. Alexander Haig
Alexander Haig
Sir Boyle Roche
Sir Boyle Roche



We should develop
We should develop On behalf of all of you, II
On behalf of all of you,
anti-satellite weapons,
anti-satellite weapons, want to express my
want to express my
because we could not
because we could not appreciation for this
appreciation for this
have prevailed without
have prevailed without tremendously warm
tremendously warm
them in Red Storm
them in Red Storm recession.
recession.
Rising.
Rising. Democratic National Committee
Democratic National Committee
Dan Quayle chairman Ron Brown
chairman Ron Brown
Dan Quayle

II want to thank each &
want to thank each & Some reporters say II
Some reporters say
every one of you for
every one of you for don’t have vision. II
don’t have vision.
having extinguished
having extinguished don’t see that.
don’t see that.
yourself this session.
yourself this session. Former President George Bush
Texas House speaker of
Texas House speaker of
Gib Lewis
Gib Lewis


We have no political I can’t believe that
prisoners - only we are going to let a
Communists & people majority of the
who disagree with our people decide what’s
rule best for the state
South Korean President
South Korean President Louisiana state representative
Park Chung Hee
Park Chung Hee John Travis
John Travis


Democracy used to You’re so damned
be a good thing, but concerned with what
now it has gotten the public thinks that
into the wrong it gets in the way of
hands what’s best for us
Senator Jesse Helms Vista, California city council
Vista, California city council
Senator Jesse Helms member Jeanette Smith
member Jeanette Smith

A zebra cannot That’s the way the
change its spots cookie bounces
Al Gore
Al Gore New Orleans mayor Vic Schira
New Orleans mayor Vic Schira


We are trying to Sixty years of progress,
change the 1974 without change
constitution, whenever
Slogan developed by Saudi Arabian
Slogan developed by Saudi Arabian
that was passed government to celebrate the
government to celebrate the
kingdom’s 60th anniverary
kingdom’s 60th anniverary
Louisiana representative Donald
Louisiana representative Donald
Ray Kennard
Ray Kennard



More education is My wife has a very major
My wife has a very major
not a pancreas cause & a very major
cause & a very major
interest that is a complex
interest that is a complex
Mississippi state legislator
Mississippi state legislator & time-consuming issue
& time-consuming issue
for her…and that’s me
for her…and that’s me
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle


Eight more days & I Except for his tendency
can start telling the to get angry, arrogant &
truth again sulky, he’s most
qualified
Senator Chris Dodd commenting
Senator Chris Dodd commenting
on election campaigning
on election campaigning Noboru Takeshita, former Japanese
Noboru Takeshita, former Japanese
prime mininster
prime mininster


He kept the promises It was a mistake. It shows
It was a mistake. It shows
he meant to keep a lack of politeness to kill
a lack of politeness to kill
people when the pope
people when the pope
George Stephanopoulos, former
George Stephanopoulos, former asks us not to do it
Clinton press secretary
Clinton press secretary
asks us not to do it
Guatemalan government official on
Guatemalan government official on
the execution of political prisoners
the execution of political prisoners
just before the pope’s visit
just before the pope’s visit


No matter where you I think that incest can
go, there you are be handled as a family
matter within the family
attributed to Toronto alderman
attributed to Toronto alderman
Allan Lambert
Allan Lambert
Jay Dickey (R, Ark)
Jay Dickey (R, Ark)


I’m glad I’m not Brezhnev.
I’m glad I’m not Brezhnev. Give Bill a second
Being the Russian leader
Being the Russian leader term, and Al Gore,
in the Kremlin you never
in the Kremlin you never and I will be turned
know if someone’s tape-
know if someone’s tape- loose to do what we
recording what you say.
recording what you say. really want to do
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton


Anyone in his If this thing starts to
position needs to be snowball, it will
whiter than white catch fire right
across the country
British MP Jill Knight on former
British MP Jill Knight on former
South African leader Nelson
South African leader Nelson Canadian politician Robert
Canadian politician Robert
Mandela
Mandela Thompson
Thompson



My appetite is so good When I need a little
that I can eat the table advice about Saddam
cloth right off the chair Hussein, I turn to
country music
Representative Joe Moakley
Representative Joe Moakley
(D Mass)
(D Mass)


We need laws that
We need laws that If we (legislators) don’t
protect everyone. Men
protect everyone. Men watch our respective
& women, straights &
& women, straights & tails, the people are
gays, regardless of
gays, regardless of going to be running
sexual perversion…ah,
sexual perversion…ah, the government
pesuasion
pesuasion
Bill Craven, California state
Bill Craven, California state
Bella Abzug, New York politician
Bella Abzug, New York politician senataor
senataor

She’s a wonderful, II think that Bill Clinton
think that Bill Clinton
wonderful person, & should have made it very
should have made it very
clear to Monica, so her
clear to Monica, so her
we’re looking forward family, all those forces need
family, all those forces need
to a happy & wonderful to feel that there’s no fall
to feel that there’s no fall
night...uh life together guy. The responsibility
guy. The responsibility
should have been in his lap
should have been in his lap
Ted Kennedy talking about his
Ted Kennedy talking about his
fiancee Victoria Reggie
fiancee Victoria Reggie Reverend Jesse Jackson
Reverend Jesse Jackson


Bill Clinton should lay it Things happen more
on the table & let the frequently in the future
American people decide than they do in the
past
Congressman overheard
Congressman overheard
commenting on Clinton scandal
commenting on Clinton scandal Washington governor Booth
Washington governor Booth
Gardner
Gardner


Sooner or later, I Mr. Nixon was the
need to do what any 37th President of the
candidate does in a United States. He
presidential race, I was preceded by 36
need to begin to win others
Lamar Alexander
Lamar Alexander Gerald Ford
Gerald Ford


Boy, they sure were Ladies, I have here
big on crematoriums, some figures which I
weren’t they? want you to take home
in your heads, which I
on a tour of Auschwitz in 1988
on a tour of Auschwitz in 1988
know are concrete
James McSheehy, San Francisco
politician
politician


Hawaii has always The honorable member
been a very pivotal role disagrees. I can hear
in the Pacific. It is in him shaking his head.
the Pacific. It is part of
Former Canadian Prime Minister
Former Canadian Prime Minister
the US that is an island Pierre Trudeau
Pierre Trudeau
that is right here.
Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle

All you have to do to
All you have to do to We, as Republicans,
protect yourself from
protect yourself from need to start rowing
radiation is go down to
radiation is go down to with one oar
the bottom of your
the bottom of your
swimming pool & hold
swimming pool & hold Representative John Kasich
Representative John Kasich
your breath
your breath (R. Ohio)
(R. Ohio)

David Miller, Department of Energy
David Miller, Department of Energy
spokesman
spokesman

Like most women, I don’t have the brains
my wife thinks with for business. I want to
her glands, not with go into politics
her head
Man Xinyu, grandson of Mao
Man Xinyu, grandson of Mao
Oregon Senator Mark Hatfield Zedong laying out his career plans
Zedong laying out his career plans
Oregon Senator Mark Hatfield



The President doesn’t I think that we are on
want any yes-men & an irreversible trend
yes-women around toward more freedom
him. When he says no, & democracy… but
we all say no this could change
Elizabeth Dole, assistant public
Elizabeth Dole, assistant public Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle
liaison to President Reagan
liaison to President Reagan

This amendment We lie by not telling
does more damage you things…we don’t
than it does harm lie by telling you things
that aren’t true
Louisiana representative
Louisiana representative
Cynthia Willard-Lewis
Cynthia Willard-Lewis unnamed US official quoted in
unnamed US official quoted in
Newsday
Newsday


Even if he were mediocre,
Even if he were mediocre,
there are a lot of mediocre
there are a lot of mediocre
Men are biologically
judges & people & lawyers.
judges & people & lawyers. driven to go out & hunt
Don’t they deserve some
Don’t they deserve some giraffes
representation on the court
representation on the court
Newt Gingrich in a lecture entitled
Newt Gingrich in a lecture entitled
Roman Hruska, Republican Senator from
Roman Hruska, Republican Senator from
“Renewing American Civilization”
“Renewing American Civilization”
Nebraska, commenting on the
Nebraska, commenting on the
nomination of Harold Carswell to the
nomination of Harold Carswell to the
Supreme Court
Supreme Court


II said last week that II was
said last week that was I want to have all my
trying to keep a lid on my
trying to keep a lid on my ducks in a row so that
powder, but now it’s time
powder, but now it’s time if we did get into a
to fight fire with fire
to fight fire with fire situation, we could
pretty much slam-dunk
Senator Robert Packwood
Senator Robert Packwood this thing & put it to bed
(R Oregon) in response to
(R Oregon) in response to
suggestions of sexual harassment
suggestions of sexual harassment Mayor Lee Cooke of Austin, Texas
Mayor Lee Cooke of Austin, Texas

Why can’t the Jews & What a waste it is to
the Arabs just sit down lose one’s mind - or
together & settle this not to have a mind.
like good Christians How true that is

an unnamed senator Dan Quayle addressing the United
Dan Quayle addressing the United
an unnamed senator Negro College Fund & messing up
Negro College Fund & messing up
their slogan “A mind is a terrible
their slogan “A mind is a terrible
thing to waste”
thing to waste”

Then I misquoted then This has all the earmarks
This
I misspoke myself. I’m of an eyesore
of an eyesore
still exploring
politician
politician
George W Bush commenting on
George W Bush commenting on
whether or not he would run for
whether or not he would run for
President
President



You know, if I were a I resent your
single man, I might ask insinuendoes
that mummy out. That’s
a good looking mummy!
Bill Clinton looking at a recently
Bill Clinton looking at a recently
discovered Inca mummy “Juanita”
discovered Inca mummy “Juanita”


When the President I intend to open this
does it, that means country up to
it‘s not illegal democracy & anyone
who is against that, I
Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon will jail, I will crush
Brazil President Joao Figueiredo
Brazil President Joao Figueiredo


I have opinions of my Are they taking DDT?
own - strong opinions -
Dan Quayle asking doctors at a
Dan Quayle asking doctors at a
but I don’t always Manhattan AIDS clinic about their
Manhattan AIDS clinic about their
agree with them treatment of choice -- & meaning
treatment of choice & meaning
to refer to AZT
to refer to AZT



Now the only thing that Get the thing straight
remains unresolved is once & for all. The
the resolution of the policeman isn’t there
problem to create disorder. The
policeman is there to
Thomas Wells, Ontario minister of
Thomas Wells, Ontario minister of preserve disorder
education
education

Remember, there’s There are some that
only one taxpayer - say there are so many
you & me women now on the
floor of the Congress,
Calgary councilman John Kushner
Calgary councilman John Kushner it looks like a mall
Rep Henry Hyde (R. Ill)
Rep Henry Hyde (R. Ill)


I don’t know anyone Today the real problem
here that’s been killed is the future
with a handgun
Richard J Daley, mayor of Chicago
Richard J Daley, mayor of Chicago
Rep Avery Alexander (Dem, LA)
Rep Avery Alexander (Dem, LA)
during debate on gun control
during debate on gun control



I made no attempt to That’s a good question
be inaccurate, but I & let me state the
want to be clear that I problem more clearly
was not attempting to without going too
be precise deeply into the answer
Treasury chief of staff Josh Steiner
Treasury chief of staff Josh Steiner National Security Chief
National Security Chief
Brent Scowcroft
Brent Scowcroft

I’m not going to We’d like to avoid
discuss what I’m going problems, because
to bring up…even if I when we have
don’t discuss it, I’m not problems, we can
going to discuss it have troubles
Former President George Bush Arizona governor Wesley Bolin
Arizona governor Wesley Bolin


I promise you a police The press says that
car on every sidewalk the public has a right
to know everything.
Mayor Marion Barry of DC
Mayor Marion Barry of DC That’s a load of
garbage
CIA spokesman George Lauder
CIA spokesman George Lauder



It makes it more Anyone can be elected
comfortable for governor. I’m proof of
everyone that
Virginia Corrections Department
Virginia Corrections Department Governor Joe Frank Harris of
Governor Joe Frank Harris of
official on decision to install a new
official on decision to install a new Georgia
Georgia
air-conditioning system in the
air-conditioning system in the
execution room
execution room

What does an actor The spontaneous rally
know about politics? will begin at 1:45
Ronald Reagan complaining Mike Murphy, adviser to Lamar
Mike Murphy, adviser to Lamar
Ronald Reagan complaining
about Screen Actors Guild Alexander in his bid for the
Alexander in his bid for the
about Screen Actors Guild
President Ed Asner speaking out Republican Presidential
Republican Presidential
President Ed Asner speaking out
on US foreign policy nomination
nomination
on US foreign policy


The first black Following a nuclear
Following a nuclear
President will have attack on the US, the
attack on the US, the
to be a politician US Postal Service
US Postal Service
who is black plans to distribute
plans to distribute
Emergency Change of
Emergency Change of
JD Wilder, governor of Virginia
JD Wilder, governor of Virginia Address cards
Address cards
US Federal Emergency Agency
US Federal Emergency Agency


One of my role Speaking of animals,
models, Xena the he married his wife
Warrior Princess, Suzanne when he was
comes from here in college
Secretary of State Madeline
Secretary of State Madeline Utah governor Mike Leavitt
Utah governor Mike Leavitt
Albright during a trip to New
Albright during a trip to New introducing Senator Larry Craig
introducing Senator Larry Craig
Zealand
Zealand

I would have made a There are lots of things
good pope we do that are
Richard Nixon
irrelevant, but that’s
Richard Nixon
what the Senate is for
Senator Alan Simpson
Senator Alan Simpson


If pro is the opposite of The skin is an
con, then what’s the important interface
opposite of progress? between man & the
environment
Congress
From the OHSA document
From the OHSA document
Ian Jukes
Ian Jukes on skin diseases
on skin diseases



Drinking is the cause I don’t want any
of psoriasis information, I just want
the facts
Secretary of Health Donna
Secretary of Health Donna
Shalala, intending to refer to
Shalala, intending to refer to Calgary councilman John Kushner
Calgary councilman John Kushner
cirrhosis, the liver disease,
cirrhosis, the liver disease,
instead of the heartbreak of
instead of the heartbreak of
psoriasis, the skin disease
psoriasis, the skin disease


Only one thing would
Tudors needed
be worse than the
Jim Bacchus, Florida
Jim Bacchus, Florida status quo. And that
congressman, in a letter to other
congressman, in a letter to other would be for the status
representatives looking for
representatives looking for
volunteers to tutor under-
volunteers to tutor under- quo to become the
achieving high school students
achieving high school students norm
Elizabeth Dole, while campaigning
Elizabeth Dole, while campaigning

I cook occasionally Do you know why
just to see how easy God created women?
women’s work is Because sheep don’t
type
House Speaker
House Speaker
Tip O’Neill
Tip O’Neill Texas state senator
Texas state senator
Kenneth Armbrister
Kenneth Armbrister



Don’t just talk in words Please burn before
reading
Tom Wells, Ontario education
Tom Wells, Ontario education
minister
minister 1972 White House memo on illegal
1972 White House memo on illegal
campaign tactics being planned
campaign tactics being planned
against Democratic candidate
against Democratic candidate
George McGovern
George McGovern


I will not tolerate I don’t deny that torture
intolerance continues to be used in
this country, but there
Senator Bob Dole
Senator Bob Dole are strict orders to the
army not to use torture
Ernesto Geisel, President of Brazil
Ernesto Geisel, President of Brazil


A tree’s a tree. How That is true - but not
many more do you absolutely true
need to look at?
Montreal mayor Jean
Montreal mayor Jean
Ronald Reagan
Ronald Reagan Drapeau
Drapeau



This is the truth, but Our cabinet is always
it’s a lie unanimous, except
when we disagree
Futurist Ted McCain
Futurist Ted McCain
BC Premier Bill Bennett
BC Premier Bill Bennett


For 7 1/2 years I’ve worked
For 7 1/2 years I’ve worked I haven’t been to
alongside President Reagan.
alongside President Reagan. Michigan since the
We’ve had triumphs. Made
We’ve had triumphs. Made
some mistakes. We’ve had
last time I was there
some mistakes. We’ve had
some sex… uh, setbacks.
some sex… uh, setbacks. Dan Quayle
Dan Quayle
(then campaigning)
(then campaigning)


If somebody is gong to I admit Mines Minister
stab me in the back, I Ercola has a nice
wanna be there body, but it’s too bad
it’s connected to her
Toronto councilman Allan Lambert
Toronto councilman Allan Lambert mouth
Gordon Taylor, Canadian
Gordon Taylor, Canadian
MP
MP


And now will y’all stand Do you come here
& be recognized? often?
Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the
Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the Senator Ted Kennedy (D Mass)
Senator Ted Kennedy (D Mass)
House, on Disability Day, to a group
House, on Disability Day, to a group politely chatting with a soup-
politely chatting with a soup-
of people in wheelchairs watching
of people in wheelchairs watching kitchen patron
kitchen patron
the House session
the House session


Let me give you a She is my whole heart,
She is my whole heart,
little serious political that one. And it only adds
that one. And it only adds
advice. One single to her charm that she is
to her charm that she is
word. Puppies. Worth of Cuban distraction
of Cuban distraction
the points. Hugh Rodham -- Hillary Clinton’s
Hugh Rodham Hillary Clinton’s
brother, running for Senate,
brother, running for Senate,
Former President George Bush talking about his wife
talking about his wife


Mr. Speaker! Mr. Don’t believe any false
Speaker! Won’t you rumors unless you
please bang that thing hear them from me
of yours on the table?
New Orleans mayor Vic Schiro
New Orleans mayor Vic Schiro
Agnes Kripps, Canadian politician,
Agnes Kripps, Canadian politician,
to the Speaker of the BC
to the Speaker of the BC
legislature, during a heated
legislature, during a heated
discussion on sexual terminology
discussion on sexual terminology


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