Info "I may disagree with you, but I'm pretty sure you're not Hitler." - Jon Stewart
I was born in Ann Arbor, Michigan, went to Madison, Wisconsin for college, and will die in Washington, DC.
I am deaf in my left ear. I was raised by lesbian parents. I once got my car door ripped off by a school bus. I will sometimes wear a bluetooth in public, despite hostile ridicule. I am banned from a local Jiffy Lube. I have proudly supported the loser in the last three Democratic Presidential Primaries. I am addicted to tic-tacs. I love TV dinners. I bring a lunch to work almost every day. I maintain joint custody of a Beagle with an ex-girlfriend. I run constantly and smoke rarely. I recently got int