1. The best guide to 5 seconds of
summer you will ever find
A power point by tumblr user
xhemmingsisbae

2. Basic information about the band in general:
• The abriviation for 5 Seconds Of Summer is 5SOS, pronounced “five sauce”
NOT “five es oh es”
• The bands birthday (aka the day they were formed) is april 3, 2011
• They are all gorg don’t listen to anyone who says otherwise they are
wrong
• They are also all equally stupid every day I ask myself why this band is a
bigger priority in my life than a social life but that question has yet to be
answered
• Follow their twitters if you want to get cheered up I swear this band is on
drugs the things they post are so random but its hilarious

3. These are the 4 members!!!!
This all of them together at some place prob a fast food restaurant
becuz this band eats like a middle aged fat couple but somehow
weighs like 67 pounds all together ??? probably??

4. First we have calum hood
He is v v pretty
• He plays bass and sings
• he is currently 18
• he has the same b day as my brother
and I celebrated his birthday more
than my brothers this year do you
see the problem here
• We call him cal sometimes
• He is not asian!!!! Hes kiwi and
scottish >:(
• He is beautiful
• He has some tattoos idk how many
• He writes a lot of the songs for the
band
dat booty He makes me feel sad inside stop it
calum

5. Next is michael clifford
• He plays guitar and sings a little
• He is so gorgeous I cant even
• Can u tell hes my fav
• Hes currently 18
• We call him mikey sometimes its
really cute
• His hobbies include eating pizza and
gaming
• he dyes his hair a lot its been
blonde, brown, black, white, purple
ish, pink, blue, reverse skunk (don’t
ask), galaxy, red ish , and a bunch of
other shit
• Did I mention his majestic beauty
He
looks
so
happy
all the
time I
love
michael

6. Now ashton irwin• He play drums and if you squint he sings
sometimes
• He is currently 19 hes turning 20 in like a month
don’t fucking remind me
• Sometimes we call him ash
• The whole fandom wishes ashton would sing
more his voice is v nice
• Hes like sunshine that’s literally the only word to
describe him
• He has hands the size of south america
fuk u ur the
reason I don’t
sleep at night

7. And finally luke hemmings
Do u
see this
shit
• He plays guitar and is the main singer
• Hes only 17 what the shit
• He is the fandom mystery like how did he acquire
such beauty ?????????
• I call him lucas sometimes idk why
• Hes a manchester united fan get in lad
• He likes penguins its really cute
• He eats the most but looks like a stick again
??????????
He does
this smile
lip thing a
lot it makes
me cry
Hes sexy even while
on the phone I quit
life

8. So now ur probably wondering… how
did all of these gorg aussies come to
be the totally not punk band they are
today ?????

9. So first luke posted covers on youtube (hemmo1996)
His first cover was please
don’t go by mike posner it
was posted on febuary 3,
2011
He was so cute in
this one don’t even
talk 2 me

10. Then him and michael were like
hey lets make a band :DDDD
They embraced the bromance in
this video 5 seconds of summer
is basically the ideal band
Maybe 7.5
seconds of
summer
Maybe the
teachers will
think we’re
very
mathematical
*luke giggling*

11. And then calum joined becuz why the fuck not
Fetus

12. They did covers just the 3 of them for awhile
Then they booked a gig and all was good in 5sos world !!!
Then they realized they needed a drummer for this gig whoops
So michael facebook messaged ashton asking
him if *in high pitched voice* he wanted to play
a gig to 200 people
Ash was like fuk yeah mate
They actually played to like 6 people but that doesn’t
matter !!
After the gig calum proposed to ashton
and asked him if he wanted to be in the
band
Fetus
ashton
!!!!!!!!

13. AND BAM THE 5 SECONDS
OF SUMMER WE KNOW
AND LOVE WAS BORN!!!!!

14. I love these boys

15. THE END