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Quotes to make you smile!

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Quotes to make you smile!

  1. 1. S I IT CREASES YOUR FACE VALUE
  2. 2. _, . , '-".47-"'r: .-‘. . I-: r‘. '; ' "”’, '/'. “,’ " ‘*4 , _. «'. .o. '. ,. 7‘ "‘-$1" . - ' . ¢ . ‘_' . . ‘ "““" 55 ‘ I :4 I33! W ‘ii: ‘r v , ' I X’ I - . ‘y/ / '6 ‘-‘X , ., 7 1' ~ -— " 35-9. :1’ V‘'‘isJ»—'. I -9 ‘Y. ,. A ‘; ,. ‘ 4/! ‘'1 -3' 7% ' : -_[" _‘; - 1:. . ', -. - .4‘ v — . &:. §.(‘r;1‘, on ‘V L V. ' fix’ flit. V-". .», ‘._; '"{ t’? (‘fl - V‘ V}; " ‘S’ T I ’, ','V' A ‘ ‘ ' , ,« »'_, .‘x ', "!: :'/ f ‘. n§g4U" V _ __ _ - I’ ' ". r »-A v 3» 1- w. -~ _ fin ' :1 / 1: , v,/ Q 1| V. ’ 2(5)» - 0 ’ ii I’ ‘. 4 ‘«", g; ' ‘ ‘ . {.- )/ ,f If? ‘ ‘. .1 , 4 K’ . ., ‘ , -, .-= ~—: ;>-' 7‘ . .. s= ""‘? E‘-"' , ,. 4. . ‘.. " ‘ ‘ . ‘I’ f’ «L - “' b '1' 39' 3 e». I ' g '4 ', .. ‘ . * I I I 3 I, / -. ... ~9 , I‘ ‘ ‘ x . ,‘. ’/ DIET IS THE PENALTY WE PAY FOR EXCEEDING FEED LIMIT
  3. 3. A FRIEND IS NDTHING BUT A KNDWN ENEMY
  4. 4. A CITY IS A LARGE COMMUNITY WHERE PEOPLE ARE LONESOME TOGETHER. _%——> ‘I , ¢_1-1" I 5 H ‘ C. II ' I an ‘ ____. ... ._. aT. ... —— I _ 3 1- <-, ' - . ... .._. . H _ 4% ~ .725‘ . I --‘ £——>- r o , . A T - — _; «-3- '“ "*= .e-‘_-'~f: ';’--: _ an 1‘ 1”-5'-—‘ . a - ‘A’ “fifl ‘—w-—w _ ‘ ’ . _r. .—. —. ~’ ; ... . ’_>: Znf. _ —. -3" ‘I’: /’— _. -. .._—- l -'»< “. ., , -, ...
  5. 5. ONE GOOD THING ABOUT MUSIC - WHEN IT HITS YOU . J '1 >_ ‘ . |. | “ I-VA‘ , I ' '’‘‘~; *~ I‘ ' , I ‘if I I ~ -2-. "I I . . . » 2;‘, I I H! ’ / “v » I, 777; , :7 If , .4-4; - YOU FEEL NO PAIN
  6. 6. THE DAYS OF soon GRAMMAR HAS WENT ‘
  7. 7. POLITICIANS DIVIDE THEIR TIME BETWEEN I r' I ; " ‘. "J/ ‘ u) '. z A. J LI . ‘1« I ‘Li 5;? ‘-{ I L‘ "‘ W » / v. ‘ .1 «V 3534;‘ 3 cf ’ I , / I ~. _ ' . I . ._ ; 'r ‘In. ’ , ' I ‘ -: -.. -'7‘-. ::_’3 ‘ _a‘I’ T. ‘ . . I _ , “ . .2‘: _- , ’:$“"': ,~ I . . . I‘, ‘I-I’: -": ., ‘.’! .7 I I’ / M _ _—__ I ‘_‘ V . —_. /.1_‘I"‘, . by 4 A __ _. ___ . - . r-I . . —<—"‘: "j— I ‘ S 1 ‘r _ , _____, . . K . . I . . , .‘ _ __ 'III| , . RUNNING FOR OFFICE AND RUNNING FOR COVER
  8. 8. / A 1 / WHERE ME I BEEN ALL MY LIFE? I A : - ° I /
  9. 9. ._. ,r‘ CHANGING THE WORLD WITH ONE FORWARDED EMAIL AT A TIME
  10. 10. -“III FL I“, r; ~ - JIIIIE IJIIIIE-J AU j"U[J*UHIr; ;;[I-r [, , W I_IJ J; ‘III U1: 'I}‘I/ UHEJIT Srlfll N ' ~ SI‘/ A
  11. 11. YOU CAN'T BECOME A PILOT WITHOUT GOOD ALTITUDE A ; v‘ I . ..’ I '" " I F‘ I (, V.¢ """ I (‘—--; J
  12. 12. OF ALL THE MARTIAL ARTS ‘ i ¢ KAROAKE INFLICTS THE MOST PAIN
  13. 13. I AM GOING TO CALL MY KIDS CTRL. ALT & DEL I‘ ' I Ii I I. I I I IF THEY MUCK UP I WILL HIT THEM ALL AT ONCE
  14. 14. THE ONLY MYSTERY IN LIFE IS WHY THE KAMIKAZE PILOTS WORE HELMETS ; - ‘. '} 1,». . a . ' ' . _“ . ,. H‘ . up“-. —'J". . '»~i. 'T" .5: ’ TIT‘, , ‘- ,4 ~- . , . s. *_; ,I_. ‘ 1>. , L} 7?‘! T‘~% ‘ , "_'a'. '_1‘ ” h .1“ o-‘‘. ‘‘ I . n I T _ . '.y. ‘ ‘} - . :_ . ‘V ‘: ".o II) : _‘‘—. ‘‘f ‘'1 ‘ ’~ '1 '1) (‘H o‘_; .— . T ’ / K 4- 1 u ~ , 7 *3 A 4 4.3.}. ,‘~', ,,
  15. 15. 'O'W0MEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACK AMBlTION. " 4- - v‘ - ,4», [, _{» . I '_ — v : ‘T I . - -- ' ' 7;i1.'1" “J-:3’ . ’:""’ . / M J - MARILYN MONROE
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  17. 17. EVERYTHING CAN BE FILED UNDER MISCELLANEOUS’ ‘ -7-arv ' ~~ v 2*‘-Ty; ‘Ir rrwr 7-/ r - . . >'; .,? "/I I 4 _: ;Jr4'-F/ “ . . < ‘ I 1; 1;’
  18. 18. SUCCESS IS JUST A MATTER OF LUCK. W-i CIT ‘ Ln QJT‘ ‘»‘. JUST ASK ANY FAILURE.
  19. 19. Things I hate. . People pointing to their wrist when asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal. where the hell is yours? Do I point to my crotch when asking where the toilet is? Last Bathroom Break 01 Oct 2012 08:00
  20. 20. AND F| NALLY. .
  21. 21. ODD HOW ALL THE 'INTELLIGENT L| FE' FINDING INSTRUMENTS : - II-if-‘ A. o v. ~ . I. __ _, ,fv- I‘ ~' ’: .'‘. ;‘I '~-, <. ‘:35 ' 37?‘ . »_¥__7 ‘ * — j- ‘ ’ r“‘—TS“: x,$’v § ‘ ‘ r . . , * . v- ARE POINTED AWAY FROM THE EARTH
  22. 22. Quotes That Will Make You Smile Mode Bu Avolok Arts @ovaIok I htIpt/ /ovalok. posIerous. com/ I Ibme/ ovalok arts

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