Far Away from Eden, Ep.8.3.: Change & Betrayal
Description: Chapter 8.3. of my Apocalegacy: Sticks and Stones and broken Bones - prepare to get flushed!
Family Name: De'Ville
Lot Name: Mad Scientist's Castle
Categories: Action/Abenteuer,Komödie,Lebensgeschichten der Sims

Hehehehe...
Hello and Welcome to a new episode of the
Far away from Eden - Apocalegacy. First,
I'm sorry for the long wait, but... I got
into a car accident. Even worse, I broke
my left hand and the right forearm, which
made it difficult to write and nearly
impossible to shoot all the necessary
pictures - therefore, I also apologize for the
varying picture quality and the lack of
giving appropiate credit to the CC
Creators for this episode...
Anyway, in case you forgot :) : this is an
apocalegacy (see www.legacy.com and
www.boolprop.com), where the Eden
family tries to reverse the effects of an
apocalypse caused by a massive strike of
the vampires of this neighborhood. But
not only vampires, also zombies,
werewolfs, Simselfs and an Iceage are a
plague as well... and on top of that, the
evil Uranium Apocalypso from
Ephemeraltoast's apo challenge tries to
gain advantage of the situation - but now
she's in trouble herself, because her
granddaughter Bethany seems to have
different plans...

... Oh, come on Granny, don't just
stand there, mouth gaping open, say
something! I really put a lot of work
into this, roaming the whole
SapphireSims Site to get all the nice
clothes and accessoires for this -
thanks to great Creators like
LadyTurqoise, BlackDragonLady and
a lot of other folks - so, do you like
it? Don't be shy, I'd really like an
honest opinion... NOT, Lol! Just
worship me, okay?

" Wooa... now this is, what I call an
ego... but nice outfit, I must say."
" I agree, Mr. Vetinary... My dear, I see
you are becoming an impressive
scholar of the dark side, even more
powerful than your grandmother..."
- awww, that's s sweet, Impi... now,
granny, what'd you say?
" What I say? WHAT I SAY?! I say:
What the... are you doing there?!
Dressing like you're some kind of evil
mastermind, waltzing in with a horde
of Simself zombies... have you lost
your mind? What do you want to
accomplish with that?!"

Oh Granny, please... isn't it obvious?
I'm taking over!
" You what??!"
Look, I already said it before, and I'm
saying it again: you suck! None of
your plans have worked, you've done
nothing to avoid it, and now look at
me: I've just killed all the Simselfs in
the neighborhood, then I've revived
all of them plus the evil guys you
called but couldn't hold...
" Where did you get the money for
that? Even Zombies aren't for free..."
Well, I've revived Malcolm
Landgrabb first... I bet, you never
thought of that, right...?

... Anyway, as you can see, they make
an interesting horde, and once I got a
hold of the remaining zombies of
this neighborhood...
" What makes you so sure, you'll
succeed with that? And don't forget,
that it's the vampires, who are still in
control of this neighborhood..."
Hello-ho! I just killed all these guys
here, what do you think, will a few
more deaths...

...Hey, waitaminute...you're not dead,
aren't you?
" Ehr, no, we're not... we've just arrived
here a short while before, to... visit the
Simself Lair in this neighborhood... by
the way, I'm Dunner, and these are
DocGirl and..."
" WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH... *Sniff*....
AAAAAAAAHHH..."
" Shh, Sh... Vampy, don't cry, it will be
okay... see, I know how much the Grilled
Cheese Deity means to you, but see, she
isn't really dead... look, over there she is,
the zombie with the..."
" WAAAAH....!"
...I see. Oh well, no problem, I'll just
make you zombies too and...
"Eh, about that... couldn't you just let us
go? See, I'm not even doing an
apocalypse challenge anymore and..."
--
Note: Since I forgot last time, three new
additions to the Simselfs in my hood:
Dunner(oonie), who wrote the amazing
Wolfe apocalypse, but sadly stopped and
deleted it...*sniff*, DocGirlP, who writes the
wonderful Bohemian Legacy, and Vampy
a.k.a. Vampire3218, who writes the super
ultra random mania hyper (or so) Legacy.

Bah, humbug, just hold still and...
voila! I See, I didn't even need to kill
you, Grimmy gave me a discount last
time...
"Burgglglgl..."
"EEEEEEEK!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHA... that's funny!
DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!"

"RRRRRH... you spoiled brat! When
it's the GCD, you're totally down, but
now..."
Hehehe, yeah, that was fun... but you
know, as much as I enjoy killing and
zombifying people, it's time to move
on... after all, I want to conquer and
not just kill this whole
neighborhood... and then I still want
to rule the world... okay, world
domination is an old cliche, but hey,
you'll never know, unless you've
tried...

...well, let's get started: first, as much
as this factory here is amazing and
awesome and great and... I'll need an
even more impressive Hideout, a
castle or a fortress or... oh, yes, I
think, that will do...
----
Just to remind you: the place we're
currently looking at is the inside of the
Gates factory by V1nd1care at
modthesims2.com - download it!

... I just need to.. 'redecorate' a bit...
Abracadaver...
" AAAAAIEEEH! "
" IT BURNS, IT BURNS..."

*insert evil, mystical, bone-crunching,
wallbreaking, fire-raging, earthshaking,
flashing, uprising, bewildering,
eardeafening, astonishing, nonstopping...
sounds and effects here *

meanwhile:
" Hfff... Hfff...*cough**cough*..."
" Oh, my feet are killing me... "
" my...hfff... resurrect-thingie..."
" Come on, come on, we have to go
after her... my baby..."
" Liz, dear, we've lost her already an...
how long was that...?... and I still can't
believe, that it was Beth..."
" Ma, it was her! And we could have
caught up with her, if we hadn't
stopped so often on the route for these
guys..."
" Well, they aren't vampires like us...
and even we couldn't outrun her... if it
was Beth, someone just crossed her
with a racehorse..."
"Anyway, let's get on, her footprints
are still visible in the snow and..."
"Liz, we've lost her, and her footprints
aren't visible anymore..., I'm sorry,
dear, but..."

*...flashing, uprising, bewildering,
eardeafening, astonishing, nonstopping...*
"AAAAAYYYYH"
" The Sun! Damn, and we have no
coffin..."
" No, this can't be the sun, it's too
early in the morning..."
" But what...?"

" *Gasp* "
" What? What is it, Bea, what do you
see? Ow, my eyes... the light..."
" Ma? I think, I know, where my sister
is..."
" What? Where?"
" Well Ma, in a story, where you chase
after someone dear to you, story logic
dictates, that the search for him or her
usually ends up at an extraordinary-
slash-mysterious-slash-frightening
looking place... like for example..."

"... this gigantic, breathtaking, just
spontaneously emerged evil tower
over there!!!"
" HOLY... I mean: WOW!" *atheist*,
*atheist*
" She makes a valid point... okay, let's
go..."
" Do you really think, that's a good
idea? After all, it's an 'evil'-looking..."
" Since it's already part of this story,
do you really think, we can avoid it?"
"... let's go..."
---
Note: the Dark Tower, by Lady Darkfire
from thesimsressource.com - I have to say
it: THIS - IS - THE - MOST -
AMAZING - LOT - I'VE - EVER -
SEEN !!!!!!!!! DOWNLOAD,
DOWNLOAD, DOWNLOAD!!!!!!!!

... mmh, yes, that's exactly, what I
wanted... or in other words: DUN-

... - DUN-...

... DUN-DUN!
---
Note: as mentioned, it took a bit
redecoration of Darkfire's original design,
but then it looked great - at least on the
actual game screen... it lost a bit by the
camera angle...

" Wow... Ma, that looks... it looks..."
" Oh, shut your mouth, Plutonium... I
have eyes myself..."
" Ma, she just transformed the factory
into... into... and just by sheer force...!"
" Oh yes, the force is strong with that
one..."

Hehehe... guess, nobody thought,
that was possible... and now for the
finishing touch...

...I shall put my sign on the wall, so
that everyone knows who's boss
here, to strike fear in the hearts of
everyone who recognizes it and.. oh,
just look for yourself...

... TA-DA! Well, what do you say?

" ...your sign is an octopus?"
It's not an octopus, it's a symbolized
version of me... see, the top
represents my tiara and my clothing's
back...thingie... while the parts at the
bottom represent my wings, and the
middle my outstretched arms to...
" It still looks like an octopus... or
Cthulhu, for that matter..."
Okay, so it looks like an octopus or
Cthulhu, they're frightening too...
anyway, it's still impressive, right?
" If you say so..."
... you're no fun, Granny...
---
Note: 'Octopus' was the first reaction I
got, when I showed it to others... oh well...

"... and you think, you're the joker, or
what?"
Well, Granny, without dancing on
Heath's grave... yes, I am! But of
course, I'm also 'dead' serious - get it?
'Dead' serious, hehehe...

" Well, to quote your own words: you
suck!"
HEY!
" I don't care about your little show -
your fancy clothes, the impressive
castle, the Zombies... okay, perhaps I
care a bit - but if you think, you can
put me into second place as the main
villainess here, you're even dumber
than your father!"

Now just hold the press, Granny...
"STOP CALLING ME 'GRANNY',
YOU BRAT!"
Pfft, as if I'd care... besides, you
should be grateful, that I still
consider you family... otherwise I'd
already killed you too...

" Ooh, really? Well, just too remind
you, little girl, but you're dealing here
with: URANIUM - frigging -
APOCALYPSO!! I'm evil incarnate!
The Alien Spawn from outer space!
The nightmare before and after
Christmas! I've already terrorized
neighborhoods, when your genetical
data wasn't even written! I'm the
highest representative of the mighty
potty god, a succubus and femme
fatale of extraordinary proportions, I
eat evil masterminds for breakfast -
and you think, you can kill me, you
little twerp, sprung from my useless
son's loins, outcast of a do-gooder
family of non-believers??! You really
think that??!!!"
... woah, Granny, think of your blood
pressure...

"FOR THE LAST TIME: I'M NOT
YOUR 'GRANNY'!!"
*slap*slap*slap*
Oweeey!

*thump*
Owww... that was totally unfair,
attacking someone from the front...
" Oh, shut up and die, you little
twerp..."

" ...but now back to business: since 'I'
have now control over this castle and
it's zombies, I say we..."

"..eeeEEEAAAARRRRRRGGGGGG!!!!
"
*smellofrottencheese -emitting flashes*

*thump*
" Owww... that was totally unfair,
attacking someone from be... oh,
forget it..."

Hehehe... guess, you didn't expect
that, Granny? It's always good, to
still have an ace - or in this case, the
powers of a zombiefied grilled
cheese deity - up one's sleeve, right?

" Ma, are you al...?"
" Yes, yes [ow], everything okay, only
my pride is hurt... but how...?"

Well, as I said, it's always good to...
" You're an atheist! Your whole family
are atheist's! How can an atheist
control a divine being
*cough*evenifweakerthenthemightyp
ottygod*cough* ?! It's a contradiction
in itself!"
Good point, Granny, and you're
right, it doesn't make really sense. In
fact, I don't care, where the GCD gets
her powers, and I'm not really
interested into it either, but I know
someone, who has mastered control
over her - that's why we joined
forces...

...remember her?
---
Note: to refresh your memory: this is Julia
Caesar, daughter of Cowforbrains in
Blite27's 'Ten Caesars Legacy' (sadly not
updated for nearly a whole year now...
*sniff*), whose intrigues among her own
family are almost legendary - for example,
in exchange for destroying(!) her hated
family she supported Rubbersushi to
become the Grilled Cheese Deity,
manipulating her in the most sinister
ways before she finally got rid of her - Oh,
and Bethany just killed her last chapter -
what the heck??!

...yes Granny, it was a setup last time
- or at least, almost a setup. I killed
Julia indeed, thereby destroying any
suspicions about her helping me -
and about her resurrection... after all,
you're currently surrounded by dead
people, Granny, so no big deal...
" And now you're both allied? I
thought, you said, you hated Goth's
like her for destroying Rome etc.,
Julia?"
" Oh, I do, Uranium, but after all, I
hated my family as well, tried to
destroy them - oh, you know the
story. Besides, unlike you, you self-
centered moron, I saw Bethan... I
mean Bethoria's true potential. The
minion role you wanted her to play
doesn't suit her, she's destined to rule,
right, Bethoria?"
*Giggle* Right, 'Coach'!
" And what's in for you, Julia? What
do you expect to gain from this?!"

" Oh, being an advisor for the next
ruler of the world is a prize I can live
with."
She thought me in fact a lot, Granny -
I'd never thought of betraying you, if
she hadn't insisted...
" Potty God help - you are really your
retarded fathers daughter, Beth - don't
you see, that she's using you, you
idiot?!"
Oh please, Granny, how can you say
that. Me and Julia would never
betray each other. we are like.. like
sisters, aren't we?
" Oh yes, we are - like a big happy
family... Hail to the new Roman-Goth-
Alliance!"
Yes, our alliance, just the two of us...

Hey, wait a minute... what do you mean,
just 'the two' of you?

... after all, we planned this all together!
----
Note: again to refresh the memory (sorry,
it's such a long time since last chapter):
this is Larsee Malin, main villainess of
Pettech's Fire Valley Apocalypse (already
completed - and she started after me... I'm
so sloooooow... *sniff*), always identifiable
by her trademark to speak in cursive
letters - and no, no, Bethoria's 'bold'
language wasn't inspired at all by her, no
no *whistles innocently*

" What the... I thought you were
dead!"
So were you - and why didn't you revive
me as planned... no, don't say it, let me
guess - you tried to doublecross me, you
manipulating b..
"You... how are you even alive, then?"
Well, thankfully, two can play this game -
but as far as I remember, you weren't
invited to play, roman. So how come, that
she's here now, Bethoria - care to
explain?!
groan... couldn't you just wait a bit
longer before ruining the show,
Larsee...?

" What?! You mean, you... plotted
behind my back, you...?!"
Yes, as did you, you treacherous, slimy...!
" Oh, stop the flattery, you stupid
alien vampire with your stupid
speech handicap - what are you good
for anyway? I brought in all the
experience, the cunningness, the
power of the GCD..."
Oh yeah? Without my ability to control
bigger hordes of zombies, your plans
would be doomed before you even started,
plus I was the one, who gave Bethoria the
ability to become a vampire - saw her
fangs? - who can survive even daylight,
and without that, you'll never be able to
control the vampires... and the GCD is a
retarded idiot, even a bigger moron than
you could...

" OKAY, THAT'S IT! DIE - again...!"
OH, yeah? Bring it, you roman b...

...IIIIIIEEEEAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG
GHHHHHH!
"OWWWWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEEEKK
KKK!!!!!"

"No, no, no, you will die! You will
both die!"
YEEEHAAAW! That was perfect
Impie... I mean... 'Master'!
" Didn't I tell you, my apprentice?
Everything is proceeding as I have
foreseen."
Yes, you did, master, but... could you
please stop quoting all your old
movie lines?

*dies*
*dies*
"Ooookay... now I'm seriously
disturbed... you not only
doublecrossed me with them and then
both with each other, you even...
triple- or quadruplecrossed them with
Palpatine?"
Brilliant analysis, Granny! That's
exactly what I did. They were so
eager to plot against you and
betraing each other, they never saw,
who really pulled the strings...
" Indeed... 'Soon the Alliance will be
crushed and Skywalker will be one of
u'..."

" ... uUrrglll..."
" Okay, that's enough, this guy is even
worse than old Shinra, I'm putting an
end to this..."
Pffft, thanks, General, I think, I
couldn't have survived another one
of these 'Star Wars' quotes from
Impie...
" You... you..."
To answer your Question, Granny:
Yes, I did! Hey, Impie had it coming,
betraying each other is a way of life
for the Sith after all... and besides,
Sephie is hotter then old Wrinkleface
here any day...

"...but not for long, when I'm done
with him!"
" YAAAARGGG!!! MY FACE, MY
BEAUTYFUL FACE! YOU SON OF
A..."
"To be precise, my Mom was a Nun,
and now hold still, normally I prefer
to slay teens, but hey, me and the babe
had a deal, and you japanese action
figures look all alike anyway..."
" Hey, do you have something against
japanese action figures, you ugly
fleshling?"
"Woaah, put the cannon away,
Metalhead... and aren't you American,
after all?"
"I'm actually from outer space, but
japanese-american at heart... I mean,
plastic, no, metal, I mean metal... oh
screw this, die, pizzaface!"
" Oh, now I get it, you both sold me
out... okay, now you'll eat dirt, you...!"

" What? You plotted behind my back with
her?! Therefore, I'll kill you!"
"No, I kill you, you deceiving..."
" I betrayed you all, now die all!"
" No, I..!"
Grooan... couldn't they just hold out
a few minutes longer, but noo...
*sigh*, now I have to revive them all
over again...
" ... et tu, Plutonium?"
" M... Ma, how can you think, that I...
I'd never betray you, I...!"
" Great, so everyone in this room
plotted behind my back, but my own
stupid doesn't have the guts to..."

OKAY, STOP IT, WILL YA?! You're
right: I betrayed you, all of you! And
why not, you were all more than
eager to get behind each other
backs... now stop killing each other
again, I'm not made of money...
"She's got a point... why do we kill each
other... we should KILL HER!"
Ah, ah, ah, nice try, but sadly, it wont
work - or do you think, I just revived
you out of kindness? No, I did it to
gain your trust, made you believe,
that I was easy to manipulate, so you
never realized, what I was really up
to - your evil powers! I learned
everything about you, the secrets of
the forces you control, the brilliance
of your cunning intellects and evil
minds - though a lot of you lack in
this part -, not to forget the desires
and expectations that drive you, so I
could control you...so in short, I
know now everything about you,
perhaps even more than you know
yourself... oh, well, let me just
demonstrate this...

...for example, I've mastered the
secrets of the dark side of the force...
" AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEHHHH!

... or how to use the power of the
earth's lifestream or whatever and
order meteorites to crash down to
earth... okay, these are just small
parts, I don't want to destroy my
tower, after all...
*sounds of crashing meteorites*

...or Freddies ability to enter the
dreams of people and kill them in
their sleep...
" EEEEKKS! But... I'm not dreaming,
am I ?!"
Sorry Dad, but I guess, one of the
meteorites hit you and you passed
out... so wake up Dad, or...
" WAAAAH..."
...hehehe...

...or how to multply myself, like
Agent Smith in the Matrix... or was
Cloning Sephiroth's power.?..*sigh*
should keep track of these powers...
…anyway, feel free to try to kill all
of me before I kill you, hehehe…

... but now, the one thing I really,
really want to know, is: What do you
think now, Granny, who is the
greater evil of us both, hmm? The
one, who sucked at everything and
was betrayed by everyone in this
room - Dad excluded - or the now all-
powerful one, who betrayed and
manipulated everyone here? Hm?

"... could you give me a minute?"
All the time in the world Granny,
just don'tdo something stupid...
" What I'll do now,will be stupid, but I
have to do it... Plutonium?"
" M... Ma..?"

" Come her, let me hug you!"
" M... Ma, what..."

"... I never thought, I'd say that, but...
*sniff* I'm so proud!"
" Mother, why..?"
" I... I always thought, you were the
biggest mistake I've ever made, a
worthless piece of... but... but your
daughter..., she's perfect! Evil to the
bone, treacherous as anyone I'd ever
seen, powerful... you did a wonderful
job by procreating her, son, just
perfect... *sniff*"
" Oh... Ma, I ... thank you, I..."
" And with that's said, there's
something else I want to tell you,
son..."

"... THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
*slap*slap*slap*
" OWEEH...!.. Ma, why...?"
" WHY? You're even asking why?? I'm
dethroned, dishonored, put into
second place, just because of you and
your... stupid black sheep obsession!
Otherwise she'd never become evil,
otherwise... and everything else is also
your fault somehow, you...!"
*slap*slap*slap*

" OWww... no Ma, please... please, not
the nose, not the..!"
... Ahhh, that was
refreshing...nothing beats
humiliating your evil family
relatives...

... okay, but back to the plan... let's
see: kill and zombify people, check,
get amazing costume, check, build
new,impressive hideout, check,
betray everone and steal their
powers,check, annoy Granny... yup,
everything's worked so far, now the
next step... create impressive army...
oh, right, totally forgot... zombies are
fun, but world domination needs a
strict military order... hm, I think I'll
need a commander or general for that
first... perhaps I could use
Sephiroth... ah no, he's too notorious
for going AWOL, better someone
else...hmmmm... oh, to hell with it, I
just choose randomly... Ene-mene-
moo, my new general is...

... you! Okay, you'll be my new
general!
" Arrooh?"
Exactly! But first, we'll need
to...upgrade you a bit...Abracadaver...
----
Note: Another memory refreshment: our
lucky(?) winner here is Dutchess_Axel
a.k.a Carrjoshua 1991, who wrote stories
like: The apocalypse legacy, apogaypto, the
weird name legacy, the Stefani
Apocalypse, Dueling Legacies etc. - and
asked me, to become part of 'Team Evil',
which I did, by making him one of the
zombies. Since he's still not satisfied with
that, I hope this promotion will do the
trick... ;)

" Urgllorg...?"
*horngrow*horngrow*

".... Oglargla-
AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH...!!!"
*morehorngrow*morehorngrow*
*clawgrow*

"...ARGgggmmmpphhhlrg...!"
*horngrow*winggrow*accessorize*

... Oh,yesssss.... that's exactly, what I
wanted...
*winggrow*accessorize*accessorize*

"....mrprhlrgrrrrRRRRRROAAAARRR
RRH!!!!"
*accessorize*winggrow*eyesglow*

*Ding*
Purrrrrfect, just purrrfect...now,
Dutchie - may I call you Dutchie? -
you'll be a good general, won't you?
--
Note: Most of the CC (wings,horns, etc.)
is from Q3tbo from Modthesims2.com, the
sword is from rosesims2.com, the armour
is from Oat at SapphireSims.com, the
helmet is standard maxi... I like him! ;)

" I'LL LIVE TO SERVE YOUR
WISHES, EMPRESS!"
OooOh, thank you, Dutchie...even
your tone is perfect, devote and
daring at the same time, *giggle*...
" WHAT DOES MY EMPRESS WANT
ME TO DO?"
...and even eager to work, fabolous...!

Okay,Dutchie, your first task will
be... well... right now,I can't think of
anything necessary... oh, just go
outside, guard the tower and kill
everyone daring to enter, while I
make your... soldiers ready for duty,
understood?
" I'LL DO, AS THE EMPRESS
COMMANDS!"
...he's even following orders, isn't
that sweet?

*wingsunfold*wingsunfold*
" THE ORDER OF EMPRESS
BETHORIA IS ABSOLUTE!I WILL
GUARD THE TOWER WITH MY
LIFE! I WILL SLAUGHTER ANYONE
ENTERING IT, I..."
Woh, Woh, Dutchie, careful with the
wings, you will never fit through the
door...
" AS THE EMPRESS COMMANDS!"

*whoosh*defying gravity*
Hey wait a minute, I only said, you
wont fit through the door, I never
said... no, not through the...

*CRRRRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSSHHH
HHHH!!!!!!!!!*
...ceiling...

*groan*... oh well, every army needs
air support, I would have needed an
entrance there sooner or later
anyway....

... okay, where was I ?... ah yes, the
army thing... okay, I'll make the
airforce later, right now, I rather need
infantery and artillery...

... let's start with you first... you'll be
an archer, and you... stop fidgeting, I
need to concentrate...
---
Note: The viking helmet without horns is
from... sorry, I forgot, credits to him/her
anyway, the bow and arrow mesh is from
rosesims and the color - well, that's from
me, my first recoloring ever, applause,
applause... *crickets chirping*... okay,
then not...

meanwhile, somewhere else:
" Aaah, that was good... nothing
refreshes you like a good day sleep..."
" COUNT!"
" Oh, Oh... coming, my love..."

" Stone, scissor... HAHA, won again,
mate!"
"Oooh... how come, that you always
win, Captain?"
" Well, probably because I have hands,
and you don't, mate."
" Oooh..."
---
Note: and another sticky note (I need them
myself to remember everything) - while
Bethoria was rising her army, her family
searching for her and Uranium beating up
her son - another party made her way
through the neighborhood, consisting of
Captain Jack Sparrow, Frank the Stilt and
the Count, lead by Agent Snuggles with
the license to squeal, created by
Blueberrypie360, Writer of the Bearly
alive apocalypse, searching for clues to
find the creator of this neighborhood, me -
I mean, the real Nemo, I'm just it's clone,
and by the way, I'm dead, because... oh
the hell, just read the former chapters...

" What is it, my love, why so angry,
did someone upset you?"
"YES, YOU! And spare me your
stupid 'my love' speech, I'm sick of it!
Now: where is Nemo?! You told me,
Uranium told you, where he was, but
all we'd done, was walking through
the neighborhood without the
slightest clue! Honestly, do you even
have the slightest clue?!"
" My... my love, I'd never..."
" As I feared, this was pointless -
Adios, Count!"
" W... WAIT, MY LOVE, I...!"

"... I just remembered exactly, how to
find him!"
" ... how?!"
" Don't worry, my love, I'll let directly
you directly to him, just follow me!"

*Puff*transform*
"H... Hey, wait, tell me first... oh
you...!"
" Oh, oh, come on mate, time to set
sails again!"
" Oooh, captain, my captain, do you
think, we'll finally reach Tortuga?"
" Dunno, but better than stay here,
savvy?"

a few miles later
"... TADA, here we are!"
" OH NO... *sob* not again... this
idiot..."
" Hey, hey, princess, what's the
matter, why the long face...?"
"Because... because, that's where I
started off with this whole mission..."

"... at the counts manor! Count, you
douchebag, you..."

" No, no, no, my Love, you have it all
wrong! We will soon know now,
where this Mr. Nemo is.."
"HOW?! FOR THE LAST TIME,
HOW?!"
" Well, by asking the servants, of
course!"
" The... servants?!"
" Yes, my both trusted servants, Mr.
PiffPaff and Mrs. Purple - come on,
everone knows, that the servants
know everything about their masters,
so they know everything, Uranium
knows, too..."
"...okay, I'm giving you a chance. Ask
them, where he is, and let's get over
with that..."
" Immediately, my love...!"

"... Ah hello, Mrs. Purple, Mr.
PiffPaff..."
"..."
"..."
"... a wonderful night, isn't it?"
"..."
"... what do you want?"
" Well, I... was just thinking, if you...
by any means... well, did Uranium
ever mention something about a Mr.
Nemo, perhaps...?"

"...forget it."
" Ehr, I beg your pardon?"
" We don't know anything, period."
" Aw, please, just a bit, just a..."
"No, and to be precise, we're not
holding information back, we
really don't know."

" But... but..."
" Look, I don't know, who created the
myth, that the servants know
everything, but we - don't - know
anything about this Nemo-Guy,
you're on your own!"
" But, but my Love over there, she'll
leave me, of I don't..."
" Not my problem."
" I... I... *sniff* *sob*... "
" Oh great, why are all masters such
whiny sissies...?"
"..."

"... Oh the heck, tell him, brother..."
" What?"
" You know what I mean... at least it's
better then to see this idiot breaking
into tears..."
" Pffft... okay, we might be able to
help you..."
" YEESSS! YAHOO! I'M SAVED!
DOUBIDOUBIDOUDOUA...!"
"... tell me again, why didn't we want
to see him cry?"
"..."

soon:
" Follow me..."
" I hope, it's worth this time, Count..."

"...these are the answers to all your
problems."
" What, what is it?"

DUNDUNDUNDUNDUN!

" A... toilet?! A toilet is the answers to
all our problems? Are you insane?
What's a stupid toilet has to do with...
finding Nemo?"

RRRRRAAAAAAARRRRHHHH!
INSOLENT HUMAN! HOW DARE
YOU TO CALL THE GREAT POTTY
GOD A 'STUPID TOILET'??!! I'M
BURRRRRRNUNG WITH
RRRRRAAAAGGGGEEEE!
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Note: The Potty god is trademark by
Ephemeraltoast. See the Potty Gods last
appearance in this legacy in chapter...
drat, forgot it myself...

" The... Potty God?"
YEEEESSSS... YESSS I'M THE
MIGHTY POTTY GOD, THE
UNLIMITED MASTER OF ALL
TOILET, SAVIOR OF DIARRHEA,
BEARER OF THE ANSWERS TO ALL
QUESTIONS, LIKE WHERE YOU
LOST YOUR CAR KEYS, I'M...
" Okay, okay, understood... so, um,
mighty potty god, forgive my earlier
behavior please, and... well, could I
ask you a question?"

ASK, BUT BE AWARE, HUMAN,
THAT NOT EVERY ANSWER
MIGHT BE PLEASANT TO HEAR,
UNDERSTOOD?

"Okay, okay, sooo... you don't know
by any means, where the creator of
this neighborhood, Mr. Nemo, could
be?"

INDEED, I KNOW, WHERE HE IS!
" Great! So, tell me, where is...?"
BUT I WONT TELL YOU!
"What? WHY?"
SORRY, TOOTS, BUT IT WOULD
CAST A POOR LIGHT ON MY
PROPHET URANIUM, IF I TOLD
YOU, WHERE... DAMN IT, I DIDN'T
WANT TO SAY THAT...
" Well, I already suspected, that
Uranium was behind this... so, just tell
me, where he is, and I won't tell
anybody...."
...HMMM... NOPE, NO CAN DO!
UGH, I HAVE SPOKEN!

" Ah, come on, don't be ridiculous!
After all, holding a person against his
will is a crime, and not at all godlike -
what kind of god are you?!"

RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHH,
YOOOOOUUUUU
INNNNSOLLLLENT... BAH, WHY
SHOULD I ARGUE WITH YOU, I'M
THE POTTY GOD, I FLUSH IN
MYSTERIOUS WAYS AND ALL
THAT STUFF, I DON'T NEED TO
TELL YOU ANYTHING!!!
"... and that's all you have to say,
when your.. Prophet Uranium
commits crimes in your name..."
..WELL, I... I MEAN, SHE DID A
GOOD JOB SPREADING MY
WORD... I DON'T WANT TO BE
UNGRATEFUL... AND THIS NEMO-
GUY IS OKAY, NOTHING TO
WORRY..
" But you're still holding him Custody,
right?"
ONLY TEMPORARY... ONCE WE
CONVERT EVERYONE IN THE
NEIGHBORHOOD...
" So that's all about? Controlling the
vampires, then the evil guys, then...
just to get more followers...?"

WELL... YEAH, I MEAN...
VAMPIRES DON'T AGE, SO I
WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY,
THAT MY CULT DIES, AND THE
EVIL GUYS... AFTER ALL, THERE
CAN'T BE A POTTY HEAVEN
WITHOUT HELL...
" Okay, I'm beginning to understand...
say, Potty God, are you sure, that...
Uranium was honest with you?"
OF... OF COURSE, SHE'S MY
PROPHET, SHE'D NEVER...
" Well then, mighty Potty God, answer
me this: Sim Vampires don't need any
food or even Blood, and they can
easily refill their needs by dating,
snapdragons, learning witchcraft etc. -
why would they need a toilet?"

'... ...'
"See? That's why I don't think, that
Uranium was totally honest with
you."
... I ... I HAVE TO ADMIT, I NEVER
THOUGHT OF THAT...

" Aw, don't worry, even a god can
have a bad day sometimes... so, just let
Mr. Nemo free, call back Uranium,
and we're all happy..."

H..HEY, NOT SO FAST, YOU MIGHT
BE RIGHT, BUT PERHAPS YOU'RE
ONLY TRYING TO TRICK ME!
THEREFORE, I WILL PUT YOUR
THEORY TO THE TEST! IT WILL BE
A TEST OF STRENGTH, OF HONOR,
OF COURAGE, OF... OH, YOU
KNOW, WHAT I MEAN... AND IT
WILL BE DECIDED IN FRONT OF
THE HIGHEST JUDGE, THAT
EXISTS, THE POTTY GOD'S GOD!
" The... What?"
THE POTTY GOD'S GOD! DON'T
YOU KNOW, THAT THE POTTY
GODS HAVE THEIR OWN GOD?
ANYWAY, I WILL NOW FLUSH
YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES TO
HIM, SO YOU CAN MAKE YOUR
CLAIM... ATTENTION...!

" Wooo, hey, wait, , what do you
mean... flush? Judge? You don't
mean..."
UGH! I HAVE SPOKEN! YOU AND
YOUR 6 COMRADES WILL MAKE
THE CLAIM!
" Uh, oh... and I've just bathed last
century..."
" Wait a moment! Me and my Sis don't
belong to this guys, we won't..."
"Uh, captain... what are we going to
do now?"
" I... don't know mate, but...better hold
your breath..."

*FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH
HHHHH!!!!!!!!*

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
to be continued...
meanwhile...

... at Empress Bethoria's Tower of
Darkness:
" Hfff... hfff... Oh man, it took forever
to get here... but wow, that's the
second biggest tower I've ever seen..."
" My neck goes stiff, just by looking to
the third floor..."
" Oh, stop gossiping guys, let's get
rescue Beth..."

" Hooo... Hold it here, Liz... What do you
mean, 'rescue Beth'?"
" Well, what do you think Ma? We get in,
get Bethany out and..."
" First, remember how we get here? We
followed someone, who 'you', dear,
claimed to be Beth - so why do you
think, she needs rescuing? "
" Ma, come on, this whole Tower
screams: Help me, I'm trapped her!"
" If she's here..."
" We already established the power of
story logic, remember?"
" Still doesn't explain seeing her running
around freely..."
" Well, she's probably under some sort of
mind control, amnesia, magic spell...
whatever!"
" Okay, you've got a point - now, if I
might remind you about what I said
about having a 'B-plan'...?"
" Yes, I know, the whole, 'Dad-and-Alex-
trapped-thing' - sorry Mom, but this time
we're doing it my way, I don't want my
daughter to suffer any longer from...
from... whatever it is, we..."

*KA-BLAMM!*
" UFFF!"
" UGGGH!"

" HOLD! WHO DARES TO ENTER
THE PROPERTY OF THE EMPRESS?!
I WILL MAKE SURE, THAT THE
FOOLISH FOOLS FOOLISHLY
THINKING TO GET AWAY WITH
THAT WILL NOT HAVE TIME TO
REGRET IT! "

" What the...?"
" WHAT... WHAT IS THAT THING?!"
" EEEKS !"
"Oh Boy, Oh Boy, a big evil
Monsterknight - me wanna, me
wanna - hey, you, evil Monsterguy,
I'm the mighty Sonicdude, would you
like to work for me?"
" ROOOOAAAARRRRH!"
" Okay, just a question..."

" Unngh.."
" You okay, Ma?"
" Nothing a good chiropracter next
generation can’t heal... who is that
guy?"
" Don't know, but I swear, he'll regret
the day attacking us... okay, Ma, here's
Plan B: 'You' and the others get
Bethany out, while I tackle Mr. Big
and Ugly here..."
" Liz..."
"We can continue this discussion later,
Mom, now.. JUST -GO !"
" ... take care, dear..."
" I try, Mom..."

" Okay, you pile of scrap, bring it!"
"
GRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHH
HH!"
insert sounds of gunfire and crunching
metal here!

" Come on, come on, every second
counts..."
" Hfff, hfff... running, always
running... why did I even come here,
all I wanted, was my Resurrect-o-
nomitron back...Hfff."

"...hfff... okay, where is this girl
now...?"
" Story logic would dictate..."
" No, don't say it... highest floor,
right?!... well better start running
again..."

third floor:
" 176, 77,78 stairs..."

sixth floor:
"Hhff... how many... how many more
stairs... I hate this tower..."
" 204, 5, 6..."

thirteenth floor (no, not really, but it
sounds more impressive... :) )
" I think, we almost made it to the
top...!"
" 998... 9... finally, I thought, these
stairs would never end...do you see
Bethany anywhere?"
" I... *GASP*"
" What, what is it, do you...?"

" *GASP* "
" As I said: *GASP* "
" WOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEHH!!!
That's like Christmas and Easter at the
same time! I love this tower!"

Ooh, look who's there... Hi, Sis!
" Be... Bethany?"
It's Empress Bethoria now, but yes,
it's me, Bea! Actually, it’s all me, but
let’s not quarrel over Semantics…
" W... why... how...?"
One question at a time, Sis... by the
way, you haven't, by any means, seen
my General? He was supposed to kill
anyone who dared to enter the
tower... since you're here, it seems,
that he didn't really succeed with
that... oh well. never mind... I'd
rather like your opinion on a
complete different topic now - what
do you say to...

...my - Army of Doom?! Hehehe...
to be continued...

Epilogue:
"Zzzza-Ssssa-Zzzza-Dam-Dam-
Dam..."

"... well, what do you think,
Maxssswell?"
" Hmm...A bit retro, and unlike your
usual style... you sure, you don't want
the fork?"
" No, not zzzis time - I want to
sssshow her, that I've ccchanged, but
ssstill be the ssssame..."
" You're the boss, boss."

" Zzzzanks Maxssswell - by the way,
howsss your family?"
" Who...?...oh, you mean the Sonic-
chick? Dunno, she never called."
" Ah, thatssss too bad - at leassst
ssseeing the boy?"

" Boss, I'm not really into kids... too
much trouble..."
" Don't remind me... jussst make
sssure, it doesssn't do ssssomething
ssstupid.."
" Easy, boss - I gave her the number
for a babysitter, no problemo..."

Home of the all-powerful, yet merciful
Sonicdude:
" N'evening, I'm Lilith. You've called
for a demonic bab... hey, I know you,
you were with that Sonic-Guy, who
my Ex-boyfriend..."
" EEEEEHHH!... Do something, he
won't....OoOoOH, Damien, please
stop, Mommy's Tummy doesn't like
tha... WAAAAAAAAH...!"
to be... or not to be ;)