1. Presents
Ladies of Genius

2. Today we salute you,
Mrs. Bicycle Parts Order Taker

3. Saint and savior of those who suffer from
twisted sprockets and busted bearings.
Through you, parts and pieces found
nowhere else on earth are packaged,
shipped and guaranteed next-day delivery.

4. So in no time at all your customers can get
back to peddling along narrow roads at
speeds they think are fast enough for the line
of traffic behind them.

5. And while they’re all drinking salty sports
drinks and settling in early to make the four
a.m. spin ….

6. … you get to settle down in front of the TV with
your favorite buddies, crack open a cold Bud
Light and rejoice.

7. Because the ride of YOUR
life doesn’t have any wheels!

8. Mrs. Bicycle Part Order Taker