1. What Not to
Wear
(With Me, Mrs. Cannon)

2. Mrs. Cannon doesn’t have a Circle polo
(since otherwise everyone would think
that she’s a student) so we’ll pretend the
white shirt is
the uniform.

3. Mrs. Cannon
might look
cool in Mr.
Cannon’s
sunglasses…

4. … but
sunglasses
aren’t cool
in
buildings.
Ever.

5. Fedoras
are
awesome…

6. … but
awesomeness
can be
distracting
in class.

7. Good for
tea with
the
Queen,
not math
class.

8. Bucket hats
just aren’t in
(even if the
Solar Bears
are coming
back.)

9. The
glasses
definitely
don’t
help.

10. You have
got to be
joking…

11. This is
getting
ridiculous.
Let’s talk
about hair
instead.

12. The rule of
thumb
with hair:
keep it
natural.

13. Please no
crazy
clown hair.

14. Hula skirts
definitely
aren’t dress
code.

15. That is, unless
it’s for a
project in
class. Then, it’s
allowed only
during that
class period
only.

16. Finally, please wear shoes at all times.
For the sake of civilization and all that is descent,
please.

17. And
someone
get that
camera
away from
Mrs.
Cannon…