Here are 15 knock-knock jokes you should tell your kids so they can get a good laugh and share them with everyone else in their life.

1. 15 KNOCK KNOCK JOKES
YOUR KIDS WILL LOVE

3. • As an elementary student that has worked with young children for more than a decade, I would
like to think of myself as a knock knock joke aficionado. Kids love knock knock jokes. Just about
the only thing they like better than hearing a knock knock joke is telling their teacher a knock
knock joke. Here are 15 knock knock jokes you should tell your kids so they can get a good
laugh and share with everyone else in their life.
• But after you share laughs over some jokes, keep the fun going with your kids. Bedtime stories
are a great way to end the night, and Redshelf has plenty of children’s books to keep your kids
laughing.

4. 1.LITTLE OLD LADY
This one is funny as long as your child knows what yodeling is. If they don’t, you may have to
explain it to them. And trying to explain a joke is one of the worst things in the world to do.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• A little old lady.
• A little old lady who?
• All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

5. 2.THE SNEEZE

6. Every child enjoys a good sneezing joke. Plus, it is a knock knock joke than even a 5-year-old
could understand.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Etch.
• Etch who?
• Bless you, friend.

7. 3.THE MUSTACHE

8. This one still makes me laugh every time. It should go over well with your kids.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Mustache.
• Mustache who?
• I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

9. 4.THE TANK
This one is a great one when you are trying to teach your kids good manners. Break it out here
and there when they are forgetting how to be polite. A joke goes a long way when trying to teach
your kids.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Tank.
• Tank who?
• You’re welcome.

10. 5.THE STOPWATCH

11. We all have kids that don’t fully give us their attention now and then. It just sort of goes along with
the age level. I admit that I use this knock knock joke in the classroom to get their focus back on
track.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Stopwatch.
• Stopwatch who?
• Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
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12. 6.NANNA
Kids have the habit of getting a bit nosey once in a while. It kind of goes with the territory of being
a kid. Here is a joke to gently let them know they are interfering in business that does not have
anything to do with them.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Nanna.
• Nanna who?
• Nanna your business, that’s who.

13. 7.THE NO ONE
All the kids love this one. To add more to this joke, just casually walk away from them and leave
them wondering what is going on.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• No one
• No one who?
• *Remains silent*

14. 8.THE DEJA
This knock knock joke works better on kids that are a bit older with more of an expanded
vocabulary. If you try it out with young kids, you will probably have them scratching their head and
wondering if you know how to tell a joke.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Déja
• Déja who?
• Knock! Knock!

15. 9. THE STAR WARS ONE

16. If you have a kid that loves Star Wars, then you might have the perfect joke for them. If you are really
creative, you can probably come up with one for Chewbacca, too.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Art
• Art who?
• R2-D2, of course.
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17. 10. THE ALPACA
Break out this one when you are preparing to go on a family vacation. It is sure to get a laugh and get
the kids moving.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Alpaca.
• Alpaca who?
• Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.

18. 11.CEREAL

19. You have breakfast with your kids almost every day. Having a go-to joke in place that you can break out
every morning will be worth its weight in gold. If you repeat it enough times, the kids will start saying it
back to you.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Cereal.
• Cereal who?
• Cereal pleasure to meet you!

20. 12.PECAN
If you have more than one child, then there is a very good chance that they will not always get along.
Siblings tend to argue and fight every now and then. When they do, stop them in their place with this
knock knock joke.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Pecan!
• Pecan who?
• Pecan somebody your own size!

21. 13.KEITH
Use this one as you are putting your kids to bed each night. It is always a good idea to send them off to
dreamland with a laugh each night.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Keith!
• Keith who?
• Keith me, my thweet preenth!

22. 14.THE CONTROL FREAK

23. You can tell this knock knock joke to your kids, but it might be more suitable for your spouse or mother.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Control Freak.
• Con—
• Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?!”

24. 15.THE CLOSURE
Every child needs a reminder on their table manners here and there. This is a good way to keep them in
check with a sense of humor.
Knock knock.
• Who’s there?
• Closure.
• Closure who?
• Closure mouth while you’re chewing!

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• If you are just as into jokes as we are, then don’t forget to check out our other joke articles. We have
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