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Funny Bone is in The BrainNotes & Jokes
My favorite
notes & jokes
for the week of
May 26-30, 2014
This week we lost
The Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou.
I wrote a piece about meeting her and it
was published in the Huffington Post. Please enjoy:
My Maya Angelou.
The Santa Barbara
Sheriffs Department says
they're barred from entering
a residence without a warrant.
Folks in The Hood said: "Word?”
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
The Supreme Court
has made it difficult for states
to give the death penalty
to prisoners who claim
an intellectual disability.
So nobody in America dies now?
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
Apple is buying Beats headphones.
This may be the last straw for Zune.
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
A Utah school
photoshopped over girls' bare arms
in their yearbook photos.
Because bare arms are the slippery slope
to Playboy centerfold? #YearbookBurka
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
Joke
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
is buying the Clippers for $2B.
Oh, the things you can buy
when you earn a living wage.
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE
@LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
CLICK & CONNECT
WITH STAND UP COMEDIAN, WRITER & CULTURE COMMENTATOR
LEIGHANN LORD
(OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME. I DIG THAT TOO.)
LEIGHANNLORD@GMAIL.COM
FOLLOW
@LEIGHANNLORD
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Leighann Lord's Notes & Jokes May 26-30, 2014

  • 1. Funny Bone is in The BrainNotes & Jokes
  • 2. My favorite notes & jokes for the week of May 26-30, 2014
  • 3. This week we lost The Phenomenal Woman, Maya Angelou. I wrote a piece about meeting her and it was published in the Huffington Post. Please enjoy: My Maya Angelou.
  • 4.
  • 5. The Santa Barbara Sheriffs Department says they're barred from entering a residence without a warrant. Folks in The Hood said: "Word?” CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 6. The Supreme Court has made it difficult for states to give the death penalty to prisoners who claim an intellectual disability. So nobody in America dies now? CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 7.
  • 8. Apple is buying Beats headphones. This may be the last straw for Zune. CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 9. A Utah school photoshopped over girls' bare arms in their yearbook photos. Because bare arms are the slippery slope to Playboy centerfold? #YearbookBurka CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 10. Joke CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 11. Ex-Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer is buying the Clippers for $2B. Oh, the things you can buy when you earn a living wage. CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 12. CLICK HERE TO GET THE STORY BEHIND THE JOKE @LeighannLord - VeryFunnyLady.com - BUY HER COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES!
  • 13. CLICK & CONNECT WITH STAND UP COMEDIAN, WRITER & CULTURE COMMENTATOR LEIGHANN LORD (OR YOU CAN EMAIL ME. I DIG THAT TOO.) LEIGHANNLORD@GMAIL.COM FOLLOW @LEIGHANNLORD JOIN EMAIL LISTFRIEND ON FACBOOK BUY COMEDY ALBUM ON ITUNES

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