How do you explain each of the mainstream and mobile-only social networks? Donuts!

1. Social Media Explained | @KenHerron’s 2014 Version
Facebook!! Can’t tell if my nephews are eating donuts, or rolling in them.
Instagram! Pure. Donut. P*rn. I wonder which VSCO Cam filter they used.
Twitter! ! @MarthaStewart just listed me on her “Donuts I Dig” list!!
Vine! ! ! I’ve found my zen. This loop of donuts being glazed is hypnotic.
LinkedIn! ! Score! Another Endorsement for Donuts from my new post.
SlideShare! My “Florida Donut Shops” was just featured on the home page!
Pinterest!! No, having 300 pins of Maple Bacon Donuts is NOT obsessive.
YouTube! ! Wow. So THAT’S how they make sprinkles. Who knew?
Google+! ! Today’s Hangout is LIVE from Donutpalooza 2014!
Foursquare! My secret superpower is hunting down hidden donut shops.
Swarm! ! Hello from Voodoo Donuts! My tip is to get the Grape Ape.
Snapchat!! See? I told you I could fit the entire donut in my mouth.
Whisper! ! I steal donuts from the break room and eat them in my car.
Secret! ! I overheard this morning that we’re buying Krispy Kreme.
YikYak!! ! Brittney Miller was puking donuts again in the girl’s restroom.
Truth!! ! STOP buying the cheap donuts for our team meetings!
Confide! ! The secret ingredient in our donuts is ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■.