1. Group 61
EMERGENCY ZOMBIE PLAN
Open only on Z-Day
Thursday, 29 September 11

2. Zombie: Land of the Dead
Length of Apocalypse:
14 days
Speed: Slow
Quantity: Medium
Intelligence: High
Weakness: Fireworks
Thursday, 29 September 11

3. Useless Locations
Avenue Campus:
Shackleton Building: Too many Lover’s Walk:
A geography building, undergraduate More like dead walk...
useless even before zombies.
the apocalypse.
If we tried to defend it
Southampton we’d die worse than a
Guildhall: bad comedian on it’s
stage.
Thursday, 29 September 11

4. Viable Locations
West Quay Retail Park:
Staples, mothercare and boots.
What more do you need in the
apocalypse?
Leisure World:
If the zombies are clever enough
to realise they can’t be harmed,
they may be clever enough to be
distracted by entertainment...
Thursday, 29 September 11

5. THE PLAN
With access to
Mothercare, Boots and
Staples we’re sure our
ECS worthy brains can
improvise some form of
baby bottle rocket
fuelled by cosmetics and
held together with If we just stood around it’d
end up like this...
staples.
Thursday, 29 September 11

6. MORE OF THE PLAN
If the zombies are distracted by
fireworks, they may be distracted
by shiny things. So hopefully the
Casino, Cinema, Oceana or the
strip club might keep them
distracted while we make our
way to McDonalds.
Plus it’s worth saving because
when the apocalypse has ended
we’ll need some entertainment.
Thursday, 29 September 11

7. EVEN MORE OF THE
PLAN
Let’s go to
Then with an Mc Donalds
improvised convoy of and wait for all
Trolley-Mobiles take this to blow over.
from the Tesco we can
get across the road to
McDonalds. With access
to a deep fat fryer and
copious amounts of fries,
we can keep ourselves
fed for awhile.
Thursday, 29 September 11