19 months, 33,000 miles, 17 countries: Life Remotely driving from Seattle to Ushuaia20. M/S Sea Spirit, Antarctica
Combined weight gain during Antarctic cruise: 13.5 pounds
25. M/S Sea Spirit, Antarctica
Things that come free with a $5,000 cruise: 1 bright yellow parka
108. Laguna de la Yeguada, Panama
Reasons not to be in Panama in June: The rainy season
116. San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua
Best sunset beach: Playa Majugual
118. San Juan Del Sur, Nicaragua
Number of hours billed: 1,530
134. San Juan del Sur, Nicaragua
Total days on the road: 582
145. Villa de Leva, Colombia
Number of colonial cities visited: Lost count
153. Santuario de las Lajas, Colombia
Most scenic church:
Santuario de las Lajas
177. Highway 101, Oregon, USA
Top three coastal drives: Highway 101, US West coast
BR 101, Sao Paulo to Rio
Nicoya Peninsula, Costa Rica
183. Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
Most common word in Mariachi song: Ayayayayayeeee
Editor's Notes Hours spent volunteering: 120 Number of islands visited: 15 Highest Mountain Seen: XX, XXX feet Pigs tickeled: 1 Axel seals blown: 3 Coldest night: -14 F in Bolivia Nationalities represented at Thanksgiving:6 Number of mojitos before Jessica passes out: 2 Continents camped in: 3 Hours spent in Spanish class: 112 Kilos of Pork Roasted in a Shopping Cart: 23 Christmas present bought at a grocery store: all of them CHANGE PHOTO – or crop differentlyInches of spare legs room in a Guatemalan chicken bus: -2 Combined weight gain during Antarctic cruise: 13.5 pounds First night camping. Number of overlanders need to haul a shopping cart full of porK:2 Inches a Chilean river can rise in one day: 24 Best food in the Americas: Mexico Things that come free with a $5,000 cruise: One bright yellow parka Most scenic shower General direction traveled UNESCO sites visited: Creepiest Antarctic Animal: The leapord seal Quetzal Seen: 0 (Unless you ask Jessica, then 3) Sketchiest business transaction: One junkyard shopping cart Most grills used simultaneously: 6 Hours hiked through freezing canyon water: 6 Best way to visit ancient Mayan caves: Intertubes 14 year old scotch + 14,000 year old ice Number of spices in Kobus’ curry mix: 9ish Number of oil changes: 4 Iceberg births witnessed: 2 Best campground. Ever. Average cost of amazing Argentinian beef: $4/lb Number of canine searches: 2 Volcanic eruptions witnessed: 3 Worst smell in the world: Penguin poo Number of work days: 82 Chairs Jessica Broke: 5 Most common city name prefix: San Horse fly massacres':4 Campsites with merry-go-rounds: 1 New vegetables discovered: 11 Patagonian indigenous fish caught: 1 Pig eaten: Unknown Amount spent on camera repairs: 252 Worst road of the trip: Lanquin, Guatemala Total miles driven: 33,320 Pre-Colombian ruins visited: 13 Cutest campground stray dog: Peppinito (pickles) Law broken to build bonfire: 1 Cutest campground kitten: Squealers Best cut of Argentinian beef:Asados Number of fish caught: 13 Cars rescued by Blue: 3 Miles of dirt road driven: 1600 Weeks spent living with our Guatemalan family: 7 Types of meat eaten in one sitting: 11 Borders crossed: 27 Number of Overlanders at the Badass Bariloche Bovine Bonanza: 25 Cost for a Peruvian Llama: LOOK IN ARTICLE Horseback tours taken: 2 Pounds of meat roasted at one time: 69.3 JESUS CHRIST Cost of 3 tickets to Machu Picchu: LOOK Last stop of the trip: Praia Grande Guinea pigs eaten: 2 Days of rain: 115 Mystery meats eaten: 7 Firepits built: 1 Highest elevation: 16,447 ft Nastiest campground. Whole animals roasted: 3 Hand carved tunnels in the Canyon del Pato: ????? Flat tires: 6 Number of car washes: 4 Miles driven to reach the equator: in article Most disappointing ruins Mankiest town ever Fluffy hats NOT purchased: 6 Cost of 2 gallons of Argentinan wine: $16. Strangest desert animal seen: The ground dwelling owl World’s most dangerous road: Ruta de muerte Types of raw seafood in Ceviche Mixto: 5 New springs Old springs Most scenic Drive: Bolivia’s southwest circuit Cheapest gas: $1.45/ gallon Best star gazing:Llanganuco lodge Number of apple pies made without an oven: 3 Number of Latin American countries that sell Marshmallows: 7 None Does Jessica look like a Llama: Yes