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A long time ago when the earth was green There were more kinds of animals than you've ever seen They'd run around free while the world was being born A long time ago when the earth was greenThere were more kinds of animals than you've ever seenThey'd run around free while the world was being bornBut the loveliest of them all was the unicornThere were...
Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornThe loveliest of them all was the unicorn
Now the Lord saw some sinning, and it gave him painAnd he said, "Stand back, I'm gonna make it rain"He said, "Hey, brother Noah, I'll tell you what to doBuild me a floating zooAnd take some of them...Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're bornDon't you forget my unicorns
Old Noah was there to answer the callHe finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fallHe marched in the animals two by twoAnd he called out as they went through"Hey Lord, I got your Green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzeesSome cats and rats and elephants, but I just can't see no unicornsThen Noah looked out through the driving rainThe unicorns were hiding, playing silly gamesKicking and splashing while the rain was pouringOh them silly unicorns
There were green alligators and long-necked geeseSome humpty-backed camels and some chimpanzeesNoah cried, "Close the door, for the rain is pouringAnd we just can't wait for no unicorns
And then the ark started moving, it drifted with the tideThe unicorns looked up from the rocks and they criedAnd the waters came down and started floating them awayThat's why you've never seen a unicorn to this day