This document provides advice on how to avoid being an asshole. It notes that 4 out of 5 people surveyed said they don't like assholes. Some behaviors that make one an asshole include intolerating diversity, prying into other people's business, being overly critical of others, and making people roll their eyes or sigh. The overall message is that one should be kind instead of an asshole.

1. DON’T BE AN
ASSHOLE
NOBODY
LIKES
ASSHOLES

2. 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE SURVEYED
SAID THEY DON’T LIKE ASSHOLES.
4 People 1 Asshole

3. Hotdogs are way better than assholes.
BE A HOTDOG.

4. Remember: It’s not a contest.
IF SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING
AN ASSHOLE
#1
Asshole

5. Here are some things to avoid if you really
don’t want to be an asshole.
WE’VE DONE SOME RESEARCH

6. Totally means you’re an asshole.
PITCHFORKING KITTIES
We covered this
but just to be
clear…

7. Your own business should keep you busy
‘til the cows come home.
KEEP YOUR NOSE OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE’S
BUSINESS.

8. Bingo! That means you’re an asshole.
DO YOU PRATTLE ON ABOUT HOW
SPANKING KIDS IS GOOD FOR THEM?

9. It’s quite likely that you are an asshole.
ARE YOU INTOLERANT OF DIVERSITY?

10. Jack-Ass is the same as Asshole.
YES.

11. YOU DON’T
HAVE TO BE
AN ASSHOLE.
BE KIND.
BE SWEET.
THE BOTTOM LINE IS THIS:

12. or if my presentation offended you
I’m really sorry, but…
IF YOU MAKE PEOPLE DO THIS

13. ASSHOLE.
YOU JUST MIGHT BE AN

14. And honestly, I hope I didn’t offend you.
Sometimes I can be such an asshole.
THANKS FOR WATCHING