"Stop Caring about Kubernetes" is a humorous talk about how Kubernetes is an important technology for managing containerized applications, but it should be abstracted to the level of an operating system, making it transparent and easy for application teams to deploy their applications without needing deep knowledge of Kubernetes. The talk will discuss the benefits of using Kubernetes in this way, such as improved efficiency and scalability, and will also introduce tools and best practices for achieving this level of abstraction. The goal of the talk is to empower application teams to focus on what they do best, developing and deploying their applications while leaving the management of the underlying infrastructure to Kubernetes.