The document proposes establishing a global Powerpoint Authority to regulate the quality of Powerpoint presentations. It argues that most people create slides without training, resulting in presentations communicating information badly. The Authority would make regular reviews of individual presentations, punish those with bad layouts and unclear logic, and require a "driver's license" proving presentation skills. It claims inferior slides have become a menace, psychologically torturing audiences, and the Authority should have power to revoke licenses and seize assets of bad presenters.