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Chapter 4
1. The An Apocalypse Challenge
VonNuke
Family
Chapter 4: The One with Grim
2. โHello, I'm Lorinsv60, and I write a pleasant little story called 'Romancing the Apocalypse', but
that isn't why I'm here.
You see, in an Apocalypse, it isn't just Sims who suffer. Pets do too, and we are all too soft to let
them die. So I volunteered to take care of any well-behaved Pets that serves the VonNuke
Family.โ
3. โIt's such an arduous task. Living without Apocalypse restrictions in a nice, modern house. Bad
times indeed.โ
4. โThe Pets get their own little house to themselves. How sweet.โ
5. โMy first resident? The sweet little Buster. Remember him? He helped Chip to lift the Natural
Science career.
As for Tucker? Eh, he should have worked harder.โ
6. โHowever, this isn't about me. It is about a pleasant little family, filled with beautiful sims and
organic beings, living in harmony in a pleasant little shack..โ
8. Thanks Lorin. Welcome back, readers!
In our last chapter, we had birthdays, aspiration failures and a very special career lift! That's
right, folks, Medical is completely lifted, which means showers!
I stuffed them into every possible space, 'cause Architecture makes it awkward to build efficient
bathrooms.
9. Anyway, our Generation 2 heir, Rum VonNuke starts his 'zomg srs skillin' for the future, which is
much easier said than done with Pet Showbiz still in place.
So, following a family tradition, I set him to breaking the sinks for puddles, so he can gain
cleaning points from mopping.
I know, I'm so intelligent.
10. โThis puddle is defying gravitavity! Why does it not go down hole, Mummy?โ
Oh yeah, Rum didn't grow out of his baby voice, and frequently calls me 'Mummy'. Bless his
cotton socks.
โThese socks are polyester!โ
Oh, hush child.
11. โYay! I have more cleaning! This is awesomey, Mummy!โ
Ah, I love my little heir.
12. Oh, and after he's finished cleaning, he can fix sinks for mechanical skill!
Take THAT, Pinstar!
13. Speaking of the Pet restrictions (Which we were โฆ kinda ...), here is a Pet! Say hello Webster!
โwoof.โ
Pffft, enthusiasm wouldn't kill you. Anyway, I need a new Pet. I'll send Rum to you!
โbark.โ
14. That's right Rum. Trap him between the bars that are ugly-yet-needed-because-of-Architecture!
โDoggy-oggy-woggy!โ
โgrrr.โ
15. โI can adopt the doggy-oggy-woggy?โ
Of course Rum.
โYay! Thankies!โ
At least he was raised properly.
โMy Dabby luffles me!โ
*Household is full message* >.<
16. Anyway, Rum isn't the only member of the household. We also have 5 PlantSims who are
plugging away at their careers. They are currently working on Dance, Intelligence, Culinary and
Oceanography.
Their names are unimportant, as they call themselves 'The Five'.
It would be much more convincing if they stopped smacking eachother!
โThe Five believes that a gentle beating provides entertainment!โ
True that.
17. And this PlantSim? He lifted Medical for us. And what's his parting prize?
โI get to sit here and wait until a satellite crashes into me.โ
Yeah. Sorry about that, but if a Mad Scientist brings a satellite into work, Alien Tech is lifted.
โBy the way, I think I should be kept alive. I broke free from the hive mind and all.โ
Sorry, restrictions first. I know, I'm a bad person.
โYou don't say.โ
18. Our Mad Scientist? Annoying, Generation 1 Spouse Tyson, of course! After plaguing the family
with slow skilling, disobedience, dominant genes and ugly lips, he now wanders around
aimlessly, waiting for his Elderfication, so he can finally be free of my commands.
Yeah, Pet Service sucks.
19. Here is someone who is living under the effects of Pet Service. Our founder, Chippeth,
graduated Summa Cum Laude, with ยฃ100000 in cash, 7 Maxed Skills, Perma-Platinum, 23
BFFs and a pirate hat. He proceded to top Natural Science within 5 days of the apocalypse,
which is three times shorter than it took for Tyson to get 2 promotions.
However, he is lagging the lot with all his memories. He has a solid 40 pages of 'Ate Grilled
Cheese Sandwich', plus 62 'met Sim' memories. And we can't forget all the Best Friends, Dream
Dates and Deans List memories.
Wow, what a large wall of text.
20. So, one day later and Nettle here is still observing the skies for a large object that will hopefully
crash into him.
21. Or so I thought.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
โWork. Duh.โ
No. Go quit now and observe those stars.
23. Hmmm, it just occurred to me that I hadn't given you Rum's stats.
Rum VonNuke
Popularity/Romance
10 Neat
4 Shy
10 Active
3 Serious
4 Mean
Become Hall of Famer (Hmmm โฆ maybe)
24. โThe Five believe that Promotions are appearing at a rapid rate.โ
Surprisingly, they are. I can hardly keep up with them.
Well done, Five.
25. Now back to work!
I love having a car. Great instrument for gaining promotions!
26. Ugh, want panel spam. Enjoy your pool, Rum.
โI wanna play Marco Polo!โ
...Stupid Architecture. Wait a week Rum.
โOkie dokie. Thankies Mummy!โ
27. โHey, dude in the sky?โ
That's me. What do you want now?
โHave you read the Music restrictions?โ
...DAMN! Sims cannot StarGaze or Watch Clouds!
So Alien Tech cannot be lifted at all, until Music is. Well, now I have to review my plans!
โCan I go now?โ
28. Hmmm, is this the best maxed skill picture you have ever seen or what?
โOr what, Mummy!โ
Well Rum, now you have nothing to do until you turn into an Adult. What you gonna do?
29. โElixir!โ
Yes, I'm using the Elixir to age Rum up. Tyson doesn't need it now that all my hopes of lifting
Alien Tech are gone, so I shouldn't let it go to waste.
30. So far so good!
โUgh! It's very, very yucky!โ
Woo! I'm one step closer to another lift! Or so I thought...
31. But then...
โYipee! The juice is super-duper!โ
...It was just this once, right? He'd get older on the next go, correct?
33. โWoo! I got 18 days left as a teenager!โ
Ugh. DO NOT WANT!
34. โThe Five believes you should control your anger anger because of The Childish One, but also
believes you should pay more attention to us.โ
Pffft, what now? Bloody attention hogs...
โWe would like to inform you of our recent promotions, and that we need to use the car.โ
35. Very well.
โThe Five thanks you for your kindness.โ
As you should.
โThey. Third Person.โ
...Shut it.
36. โOne of the Five has returned with good news.โ
Hmmm?
37. โIt involves โฆ promotions...โ
So, you gonna show us a little story?
โThe Five shall not. You shall have to turn on the TV.โ
38. Rum?
โYes, Mummy?โ
Ummm โฆ nice clothes. Oh, and go turn on the TV!
39. โThe Five are making an appearance tonight, 'o Childish One.โ
โHehe, plant-wanty talk!โ
40. โHello viewers, and welcome to Cooking: VonNuke style!
Last time on the show, willing Chef Petal VonNuke did something that will change the culinary
art forever!
Tell them what you did for the folks at home, Petal!โ
41. โThank you, Derek! Now, before the Apocalypse, people relied on gas to cook their food, but this
was damaged during the nuclear explosion!โ
โOh no!โ
โIndeed. Something needed to be done about this before we could develop as Simkind!โ
42. โSo I fixed it!โ
โJust like that?โ
โJust like that, Derek!โ
43. โNow, on this episode, Petal will show you how to cook!โ
โAll decorations provided by the Cult of Personality and Joey the Combโ
Phew, nice save there Petal!
44. โNow, cooking is really simple. All you have to do is reach into your fridge, and pull out whatever
you desire! Our fridges were already fully stocked โ no need to ration!โ
45. โHere is the hard part though. You need to bend those flabby thighs and insert your meal into
the 'oven', now available in 1 colour!โ
โOh, by golly! That is huge!โ
โI thought so too Derek.โ
49. โAnd finally, no more dirty plates! There is now a new invention called a 'dishwasher'! No more
grubby, custom content bowls!โ
โNo custom content? In this game? Surely you jest!?โ
51. Ahhh, so now everybody is free to eat whenever they want. So I let Tyson indulge in a single
bowl of cereal.
Yeah, I'm not getting an oven until I have enough room. My Sims can easily just live off unlimited
Jello.
52. There is one exception though. A nice stove on the roof!
61. โHeh, T-Mobile. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOUR SOUL!โ
Soul? Seriously Grim, how clichรฉ can you get?
โ...I just want to fit in...โ
62. R.I.P Petal VonNuke. Proud chef, but at least it's a fitting death! No?
Yeah, sorry Petal. I'm sorry you are the first death. Seriously
63. R.I.P Petal VonNuke. Proud chef, but at least it's a fitting death! No?
Yeah, sorry Petal. I'm sorry you are the first death. Seriously
64. Still, Petal, you got your revenge. Every person in the household is so far into the red! Stupid
fires and their hygiene and comfort and energy and hunger drops!
And the worst thing is that they refuse to go downstairs.
65. โHey! We can't get to the fire! What kind of rip-off is this?โ
...Not going to answer. Nope.
66. โ...the five has been broken.โ
Oh, shut up and go panic with your siblings.
67. Wait, wait, WAIT! NO! I didn't know gravestones could burn! I want a monument for Petal,
dammit!
Ugh! Please be able to resurrect! Not one person in this Apocalypse is leaving without a reward!
71. โNo thanks, I'll just climb into bed, *&^(*^. Good night!โ
OMGWTFBBQ!
72. Food now?
โNo ^&%* way!โ
Tyson! I'm not having two deaths in one night!
73. Oi! I clicked on the fridge! Get some cereal down you!
โI'm ^*&^% cold!โ
TYSON! DO I LOOK AS IF I GIVE A FECKING DAMN?!
โyes.โ
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
74. โI'm a normal colour now.โ
Great. You're gonna die. Get some food!
โNah, I think I'll just let it fade from my queue of actions...โ
81. And so my most annoying Sim ever dies, with only the paper boy for company. I should say
something fitting and polite, but I truly loathed him.
Rot away, you miserable excuse for pixels. Rot away.
God, I am totally heartless.
82. Oh, wait. Sorry Chipster.
โG, he was my hubby!โ
Yeah โฆ sorry.
โYou said that.โ
Sorry.
83. Rum?
โSniffles!โ
Sorry, Rum. If it's any consolation, we now have space for a Pet.
84. โIn that case, I'm totally over that stranger guy!โ
There's a good boy!
85. โThe Five โฆ The Five is dead.โ
This is true.
โI โฆ free?โ
Indeed!
โI โฆ story to tell.โ
Tell away, my botanic friend!
86. โThe โฆ the sea. Beautiful. I don my suit and get to work.โ
As you do, yes. That is the whole point of the challenge after all.
โNo. No mockery.โ
Sorry.
โYou said that.โ
I swear, if my Sims get any cheekier...
87. โIt was โฆ It was so close! The smell โ Lovely! The feel โ Lovely!โ
Hmmm, you've obviously never been to Blackpool.
โCan I finish?โ
So-
โDon't say it!โ
>.<
88. โI couldn't control myself! I stripped to my mere skivvies-โ
Lol, skivvies.
โANYWAY, I stripped off and got into the ocean. Oh my!โ
Radiation?
โThe best kind.โ
Yeah โฆ too much information...
89. โJust keep swimming, just keep swimming...โ
Don't make Finding Nemo references. The Borg will know I let you watch it without
Entertainment lifted.
โYou didn't.โ
Oh, must have been my other family.
โYou betrayed us?โ
Hey, this is your story! Don't let me interrupt!
90. โSo yeah, eventually I found this weird spot, and I got sucked into it!โ
Yeah, radiation. Hence, 'apocalypse'.
โThis wasn't radiation, it was more like a whirlpool, or something.โ
Caused by radiation.
โLET ME FINISH!โ
91. โAnd then I came out in a totally different area! It was clean, and fresh, and didn't dissolve my
skin!โ
Ah. That's good then.
92. โI kept floating along, trying to look all pretty and stuff, and I saw a shack decorated with
mermaids and dolphins!โ
You know, mermaids were probably a result of radiation...
โGAH! Stop with the radiation rubbish already!โ
93. โSo I climbed the ladder and walked the plank.โ
Hmmm โฆ I dunno. If I got sucked into a (radiation-induced) whirlpool then got spat out at a
shack, I would get the hell out of there!
โHow, exactly?โ
Break the Gamer and Military restrictions and call for a taxi! Life before restrictions!
โThat's ironic, after what happened to the Five...โ
Hush.
94. โIn the water, there was fish! Yeah, amazing right?โ
Yeah โฆ got salmon?
โ...?โ
I don't know either, to be completely honest.
95. โSo yeah, I snuck up to the front door and got out my camera!โ
Why?
โI decided I wanted to become an official stalker.โ
Oh. Very well then.
96. โInside, I saw two humanoidic creatures fighting inside. They seemed to have a martial bond, or
something.โ
Did you happen to catch their names?
โYes, actually. Posia SeaDweller and Poseidon SeaDweller.โ
Ooooh, Poseidon, eh? He's the one that's holding the Oceanography restrictions in place!
โI would have told you that IF YOU LET ME FINISH!โ
97. โInside, I saw two humanoidic creatures fighting inside. They seemed to have a martial bond, or
something.โ
Did you happen to catch their names?
โYes, actually. Posia SeaDweller and Poseidon SeaDweller.โ
Ooooh, Poseidon, eh? He's the one that's holding the Oceanography restrictions in place!
โI would have told you that IF YOU LET ME FINISH!โ
98. โAhem. So this is how the argument went...โ
โYou are weak! You are a failure! You're going to die alone, unloved, and I'm then going to steal
your riches! How'dyu like that, Mr. Oh-I-Am-Master-Of-The-Seven-Seas?!โ
99. โHehe, that showed him not to mess with the QUEEN! EHEHEHEHEHE!โ
โIt's unfair. I spend my whole lift upholding restrictions for her, and then she makes me all sad
and stuff.โ
100. โNow, dear, I'm going to take out the trash. Not you, dear.โ
โAnd so she skipped towards the door.โ
With you on the other side?
โYes.โ
Oh. Crap.
101. โYeah, I was worried too. Although, I did look handsome while doing so...โ
I suppose that's a plus I can relate too.
โAre you serious?โ
...Yes.
โWow, you really are funny! Haha!โ
That was possibly the fakest laugh I have ever heard.
102. โI had so little time to prepare myself! All I could do was stand there in fear!โ
Pffft, coward.
โWhat would you do?โ
...Shut up.
103. โUgh, if it isn't a slimy little weed. Begone, peasant, before I burn you like hot dogs on a grill.โ
Oh, she just crossed the line!
โOh, you just crossed the line!โ
107. Oi! You killed her!
โShe's part-fish. She'll live.โ
True.
โAnd like you're really one to talk...โ
108. โAnyway, I felt really bad, so I went inside to tell her husband the good news.โ
GOOD news?
โUhhh โฆ I meant bad news.โ
Ch'yeah. Okay.
109. โErr, hey, Mr. SeaDweller. I've never met a God like you before...โ
โOh, I'm nothing special... With that she-devil on my back all the time.โ
โWell, I guess I'm going to have to be the one to inform you โฆ she's fell down a ditch.โ
112. โHmmm, Possy. I like it! Say, a handsome young man like you wouldn't happen to know of a
game called โฆ 'Hide the Sock.โ
โErm, are you hitting on me? Because according to the game I'm your employee, and that
probably won't end well...โ
113. โOh โฆ Well โฆ I might be able too โฆ If you offer me something in return...โ
Ummm, I'm pretty sure that's illegal...
โHmmm. Possy likes this plan. What is it you require, my little spore...โ
โCould you raise the restriction... Please?โ
114. โOh! I'll take this as a yes then!โ
โLet me fulfill that 'love' need...โ
OKAY, MOVING SWIFTLY ONWARDS!
115. โSo, that is the story of how Oceanography was lifted.โ
...You must be so proud.
So, now we can lock wants/fears, use the water tool, eat fish and use the pool tab.
...Oh. Crap. Well, in all fairness, nobody ever used the pool. Even after I built it properly. Heh.
Oh, and I can choose on aspiration reward to unlock and use.
116. Yeah. Good-bye teenagers!
And good-bye readers, for this chapter has gotten too long for my liking. However, I plan to have
a new chapter out very soon, then a Christmas special!
I love you all, you special, sexy readers! Night!
xxx