2. The noonine
A noonine is a small white furry creature with an oval-acorn head and a big pink nooer, big round ears and a shnuggly
round body. It's botty is also particularly shnuggly and must be used for shnuggly shlee. The noonine has two small
black eyes far above it's nooer. It's very shnuggly. You can find them in more moist areas on the planet, grasslands in
particular. They mostly live in underground nests called ‘nobble shnugs’, roughly 2 miles below the surface where it is
warm enough for them.
3. Planet Noony
These noonines come from the planet noony far away (approximately 60 trillion light years) and the planet noony has a
population of 260 trillion noonines before the mass migration to earth, where it was cut to 60 trillion noonines. This
planet is mostly blue dry grassland, but there are several H3O2 water oceans. From this, the noonines can thrive to
great extents. Planet noony orbits the Shnozzle star, which is 200 times bigger than our sun. Such warmth provide
noonines with more shnuggliness.
4. Noonines on Earth
200 trillion noonines are now scattered around the earth providing shnuggliness and shnooziness. One major
population centre of noonines on earth is Argentina, as the Argentine people are very tolerant of all things cuddly,
shnoozy, and shnuggly shlee. Noonines have had total political control over humanity since they first came here in
1700.
5. Shnuggliness.
Noonines are the furry species at the source of shnuggliness. A fantastic mix of cuddliness and softness. With great
shnuggliness comes great shnooziness, which is a combination between shnuggliness and peaceful sleep, also called
shnuggly shlee. As a noonine has a big pink nose, called a nooer, which is used for nooing other items and causing
such effects. Nooing will either cause eternal furry shnuggliness, where one's sleep will be forever soft and shnuggly,
and a noonine will forever cuddle, and shnoozie shnuggly you forever. The other effect of nooing is death, but followed
by eternal shnuggly shnooziness which is where one is in a furry padded cell, filled to the brim with shnuggly noonines.
One will be cuddly, nighties, shlee and shnuggly during such eternal experiences. Those who have come back from
eternal shnuggly death have described it as eternal shnuggly noonine enshnuggliment. And will change ones life to be
peaceful, shnoozie and shnuggly forever.
6. Noonines and Humans
Since 1680s, the noonines had total control over politics on the planet earth. For example,
It was a noonine that wrote the British bill of rights in 1689. His name, Lord Noonoo of the
underground secret advisory to Her Majesty Queen Mary.
It was also a noonine that inspired many of the writings and advised the likes of Martin
Luther King, Rosa Parks, Marx, Engels, Caynes, Lenin, Rasputin, Disraeli, Kaiser Wilhelm
I, all the US Presidents, Tsar Nicholas II, Nelson Mandela, Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, Kim
Jong Un, Boris Yeltsin, Putin, French revolutionaries, Castro, Engels, Eisenhower,
Montgomery, Guevara, Abraham Lincoln, All participants into the crusades, and absolutely
everybody else in history.
On the few occasions that Noonines did not have control, there was great destruction. Hitler
and the Nazis, George W Bush, Stalin, Mao, and Joseph McCarthy where not advised by
the Noonine-earth dynasty. From this, perhaps it is possible to say that noonines have
protected and/or controlled humanity in most cases.
One particularly significant case was Rosa Parks. It is a common fact that a noonine told
Rosa parks not to move for the white man on the bus in Alabama, kicking off the civil rights
movement.
