1) Rodney is late for class again and makes up an embarrassing excuse about not having clean underwear. 2) During class, Rodney discovers that his teacher Mr. Vamping has fangs and blood on his face, believing he is a vampire. 3) At break, Rodney tells his friend Danny about Mr. Vamping but isn't believed. He overhears the teachers plotting and vows to stop them. 4) The next day, Rodney arms himself with garlic and stakes but has his suspicions doubted by his class during a Halloween lesson about vampires. Mr. Vamping reveals he may actually be a vampire after all.

1. Script

2. Scene 1 Through blackouts – RODNEY tripping over pavements kerb and banging his head as he opens the door. (Speedy music) RODNEY runs though the corridor and into the classroom but his rucksack handle gets stuck in the door handle and he falls backwards. The class laugh. RODNEY (Panting) I’m so sorry I’m late sir! MR VAMPING (Sigh) What’s your excuse this time Rodney? RODNEY (Gibberish and stuttering) I had no clean-I couldn’t find-my underwear sir…. The class laugh as RODNEY puts his head down and slowly walks to his seat.