What more can I say about this man?

1. a guide to George Gershwin
did u mean:
SEXY
TALENTED
STUPIDHEAD
like look at that face
who even gave you
the right to be so
handsome just stop
right there okay i do
not want 2 deal w/ it
HELLA
fine
by: tumblr user
astairical, who
has a George
Gershwin
PROBLEM

2. he was born in Brooklyn and was the second of four
children. his older brother ira is kinda important but
omg his sis frances was also rlly hot like how??? the hot
gene runs in the family apparently
LOOK AT BBY GEORGE
HE’S SO HOT OMFG
coMIN FOR THA
BOOOOOOTYY
he was a WILD CHILd LIKE he would skip school and
get into fights on the street and poor ira had to
explain to the teachers and to his parents lmao
lbr he was well on his way 2 becomin the next mob boss
of new york like bang bang motherfuckers
but then by chance he heard a classmate playin music and he
was like “MUSIC!! YASSSSS I HAVE FOUND MY TRU
CALLING” (well not really but u get the idea)
he was an amazingly talented pianist (go listen 2 his piano
rolls) and also a musical genius like hell yea he brought jazz
into the concert halls
also did I mention he was the hottest thing since Hot
Pockets??? yeah man just look @ that facE
decided school was a
waste of time so he
dropped out at 15 lmao

3. wrote some crazy-ass sheet music!!!
wtf even is this supposed 2 be like George us mere
mortals don’t understand it
“lmaooo are
u havin
trouble
playing my
music? all
y’all are
basic
bitches.”
he became rlly rich and rlly popular bc ppl loved
his music even tho no one could actually PLAY
IT bc it was harder than climbing the himalayas
>>>>>>>
literally his
idea of sheet
music lmfao
he wants ppl
to play legato
and then he
writes an
essay on not
using the
sustaining
pedal wtf

4. the biggest dork in the history of ever
in other words he would bring ice cream and
then eat it all by himself omFG this man
once during rehearsals for his opera
the lady kept singing off-pitch and
kept correcting her but he finally got
so tired of it he left the theatre
LMFAO
went 2 paris and
composed “an
american in paris”
and brought back
actual FRENCH
TAXI HORNS TO
USE AT THE
PREMIERE OH MY
g O D
but he looked
super hot while
doin it so like
YEAH MAN
tha bomb
diggity yo
(also what did
i tell u? he
looks totally
gangsta here)
he kicked out a
piccolo player
who couldn’t get
on-key either
after five
attempts hAHA
this man had so
many
misadventures
damn it would
warrant
another
powerpoint
“yes hello my name is
George Gershwin and I
am better than u”

5. “Why should I limit myself to one woman
when I can have as many as I want?”
actual legitimate quote from this man omg
he was a MANWHORE YO
went out w/ every
pretty girl in nyc
and had countless
one-night stands
GET IT GEORGE
GET IT
but with those looks and that
talent??? who could blame him or
the ladies???
apparently he lost his
virginity when he was
nINE
so his theme songs are “womanizer” by
britney spears and “talk dirty to me”
by jason derulo
“got lipstick stains
on my passport,
think I need a new
one ayyyy”
continues 2 attract the girls even
2day (myself included obvs)

6. but his tru love was a girl called kay swift!!!
the dumbz met at a dinner party and kay
thought he was interesting bc he played a lot
of jazz and she’d only been exposed to
classical and he was talented as hell ok
she was married but when did that
ever stop George lmfao, her husband
was a banker and went out of town a
lot and George and Kay would go
spend the weekend in the
countryside and ride horses
together, play tennis, and swim <3
look at the lovesick idiots
he dedicated the show
oh, kay! to her and that
song “someone to
watch over me” was 4
her also LET ME CRY
they worked 2gether a lot
on musical stuff, and he
encouraged her 2 write
popular music too. she
became the first woman to
write a broadway score all
by herself LIKE LET’S GO
KAY!!! YEAH MAN
she rlly liked opera too so he took her to a lot
of them. one afternoon they got bored of it so
they snuck out at intermission and went
Christmas shopping – he bought her bracelets
and she bought him a good luck charm aw bbies
idk how/why she put up w/ his womanizing
but damn it means she loved him
another time they went out, they raced each other out
of the theatre like lil kids and they fell out the door into
the snow bc they were running w/ so much momentum
and their expensive clothes were ruined and he wouldn’t
stop laughing omg pls don’t do this to my feelings

7. but sad stuff started happening!!!
critics wouldn’t take him as a serious
composer and ppl didn’t appreciate his
work as much as we do now and it got to
him and like NOOOOOo don’t be sad
George look we all love u
also his relationship w/ kay started
going downhill and ugh it upsets me
so much let’s not even
idk I don’t rlly
wanna talk about
it so here have
some hot pics
instead yo
pls god let me be that girl pls pls pls
PICS OF HIM AT THE
BEACH MAKE ME CRY OK
OKAY BUT HIS HAAAANDS

8. super talented @ other things too yo
he played a mean game of tennis and
table tennis and oh that’s ira on the
right hi there ira
DEAR LORD DELIVER US
FROM EVIL AMEN
mortal
kombat
champion
George
Gershwin
but omfg he frickin failed
spelling like once he
spelled “they were” as
“they where” and “who’s
got the last laugh” as
“whose got the last laugh”
I told u this man was a
major dork omg
nbd just painting a friend like
a PROFESSIONAL ARTIST
he also liked photography
like damn how do u fit it
all into ur schedule
george

9. this man was rlly special ok
bby angel
lemme kiss u
basically he was a musical GENIUS and helped
American music move forward and a lot of
things I can’t even put into words how much
he means, not just to America or the world
but just solely to me I’m sorry I’m getting
sentimental omfg sorry
a lot more sad stuff
happened that hurts my
soul but he died at the age
of only 38 (so young ) of
a brain tumor and oh god it
must’ve really hurt oh god
I cry just thinking about it
honestly he deserved to do
so much more and live so
much longer and actually
die HAPPY and fulfilled
and nope I should shut up
the tumor was a size of a grapefruit ok
do not touch me
HAVE MORE
HOT
PICTURES
AND FORGET
THAT THE
ABOVE TEXT
EXISTS
**also he was best friends with fred astaire (another
major bae) and I’m convinced he and frederick made a best
friend pact to ruin my life well let me tell u IT’S WORKING
CONGRATULATIONS BOYS**

10. in conclusion…
george gershwin was a super talented and
super hot composer and we all wish he were
alive today bc honestly omg
the love for him is infectious
u better run while u can yo
MY LIFE
MOTTO
THANK U
BEKAH
2 hot 2 handle
p.s. he has a rlly sexy voice OKAY