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A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other! 
It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master 
An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds of either 
The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present 
The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece  
The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power! 
A place where divorce comes  before marriage  
A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on 
A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before 
A book  which people praise,  but never read 
A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!     
A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life    
The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth      
A sign  to make others believe  that you know  more than  you actually do     
Individuals  who can do  nothing individually  and sit to decide  that nothing can be done together   
The name  men give  to their  Mistakes 
An invention  to bring an end  to all  inventions 
A fool  who torments himself  during life,  to be spoken of  when dead 
A person  who tells you to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip 
A person  who starts taking bath  if he  accidentally falls  into a river 
A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 
A person who says that  O  is the last letter  in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter  in  O PPORTUNITY
A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH!
A banker  provided by  nature 
a lady and a man who have no little children of their own.  They like other people's.
A guy  no different  from the other,  unless he gets caught 
Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early 
One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later 
A person who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills! 
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A pinch of tobacco and more

  • 1.  
  • 2. A pinch of tobacco  rolled in paper  with fire at one end  and a fool at the other! 
  • 3. It's an agreement  wherein  a man loses his bachelor degree  and a woman gains her master 
  • 4. An art of transmitting Information  from the notes of the lecturer  to the notes of students  without passing through the minds of either 
  • 5. The confusion of one man  multiplied by the  number present 
  • 6. The art of dividing  a cake in such a way that  everybody believes  he got the biggest piece  
  • 7. The hydraulic force by which  masculine will power is  defeated by feminine water-power! 
  • 8. A place where divorce comes  before marriage  
  • 9. A place where everybody talks,  nobody listens  and everybody disagrees later on 
  • 10. A feeling when you feel  you are going to feel  a feeling  you have never felt before 
  • 11. A book  which people praise,  but never read 
  • 12. A curve  that can set  a lot of things straight!     
  • 13. A place  where you can relax  after your strenuous  home life    
  • 14. The only time  when some married men  ever get to open  their mouth      
  • 15. A sign  to make others believe  that you know  more than  you actually do     
  • 16. Individuals  who can do  nothing individually  and sit to decide  that nothing can be done together   
  • 17. The name  men give  to their  Mistakes 
  • 18. An invention  to bring an end  to all  inventions 
  • 19. A fool  who torments himself  during life,  to be spoken of  when dead 
  • 20. A person  who tells you to go to hell  in such a way  that you actually look forward  to the trip 
  • 21. A person  who starts taking bath  if he  accidentally falls  into a river 
  • 22. A person  who while falling  from EIFFEL TOWER  says in midway  "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" 
  • 23. A person who says that  O is the last letter  in ZERO,  Instead of the first letter  in O PPORTUNITY
  • 24. A person  who lives poor  so that  he can die RICH!
  • 25. A banker  provided by  nature 
  • 26. a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.
  • 27. A guy  no different  from the other,  unless he gets caught 
  • 28. Someone  who is early  when you are late  and late  when you are early 
  • 29. One who  shakes your hand  before elections  and your Confidence  Later 
  • 30. A person who kills  your ills  by pills,  and kills you  by his bills! 
  • 31. Now that you have watched this Presentation, I hope it was an interesting and entertaining experience. If so, why don’t you share it with others.