2. Libby, We know you’ll miss all of the fun things you do at JWB like…

3. 1. Typing for Mr. Bill

5. Dot, dot, dot…

6. 2. Filing

8. Help – they’re closing in on me already!

10. Look how skinny this file is!

11. 3. Organizing the library

13. We’ll try to keep it tidy.

14. 4. Retrieving annual reports

16. Where’s that JNJ Annual? I knew exactly where it was on my desk!

17. 5. Ordering lunch

19. Can I have a Caesar salad with chicken cut into bite size pieces, dressing on the side, and chicken soup with a roll and two pads of butter, and make sure it’s not too hot…

20. 6. Finding the company files

22. CAL file? Hmmm, check over there on the floor under the credenza.

23. 7. Scanning

25. Can you scan this brokerage material from 1969-2006?

26. 8. Enforcing file naming conventions

28. What’s a naming convention?

29. 9. Rebooting computers

31. I think I’m frozen.

32. 10. Running Bible macros

34. Your macro doesn’t work? It must be pilot error.

35. You’re really gonna miss this one…

36. 11. Birthday parties (especially the part where we all sing)

38. Hmmmmmmmm (played in discordant tones)

39. 12. Opening the mail (especially during proxy season in the old days)

41. Goodbye Mr. Postman

43. Goodbye Ms. Messenger

45. Goodbye Mr. FedEx (HoohRah!)

47. Goodbye Mr. UPS

48. We’ll try to maintain without you. Enjoy your retirement!

49. We’ll still answer the phones politely.

51. You remember to keep in touch.

52. We’ll keep our desks organized.

54. You organize your fishing tackle.

55. We’ll try to stay well-nourished

57. You eat your veggies

58. We’ll keep the plants watered

60. You take time to smell the roses

61. We’ll try to stay wired

63. Don’t forget to email

64. We’ll keep publishing

66. You catch up on your reading

67. We’ll take out the garbage and clean the urns

68. TRASH

69. You luxuriate in the everyday

70. We’ll keep researching

72. You explore and learn new things

73. We’ll “take care of ” the leftover cake

75. You start having pool parties

76. We’ll keep working hard

78. You live it up!

79. When all else fails, eat chocolate…

81. And take chances

83. John W. Bristol won’t be quite the same without you

86. Goodbye Libby Take good care of yourself!

88. The wind blew….