Antidaeophobia - Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you

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Made a small presentation about a fictional phobia - Antidaeophobia. Used this for help: http://www.slideshare.net/GlobalGossip/steal-this-presentation-5038209

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ANTIDAEOPHOBIA!
a.k.a HOLY SH*T THAT DUCK IS STALKING ME!

ANTIDAEOPHOBIA!

“Fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you”

WHAT DOES
URBAN DICTIONARY
SAY ABOUT THIS?

WHAT DOES
URBAN DICTIONARY
SAY ABOUT THIS?
Chuck: Dude, what's UP with you? You're really high strung.
Mike: It's my Antidaeophobia; I think I'm being watched by a
duck!
Chuck: Mike, we're in the shopping mall. I highly doubt there's
a duck around here bored enough to stalk you.
Mike: They will find a way...they always do!

FACTS
It’s fictional
(Well that’s a bummer)

PHOBIA WAS CREATED BY
GARY LARSON
(Probably from personal experience)
THIS DUDE

REMEMBER!
If you see a duck, remember that it is there for a reason

REMEMBER!
If you see a duck, remember that it is there for a reason
Also, remember that they are watching us.

REMEMBER!
If you see a duck, remember that it is there for a reason
Also, remember that they are watching us.
DUCK

PLEASE DO NOT
FORGET WHAT I
SAID IN LAST SLIDE
It is extremely important
(also the duck)

CREDITS:
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