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The Tugler Show Episode 9
- 3. At the end of yet another boozy and boisterous evening, Tugler had an idea…
- 4. “ I know, let’s play Viaduct!”
- 5. No, Big Gey, viaduct, not I wanna f**k!”
- 6. “ So, I’ll be jizz master-quiz master. Who wants to play?”
- 7. “ Me!” “ Meat? Count me in”
- 8. “ OK, you know the rules. Let’s play!!!!”
- 9. “ How many slabs of meat did Rolff cook?” [deliberate silence]
- 10. “ How many testicles has Big Gey got?” “ Four”
- 11. “ How many butt plugs does Mick own?” “ Two”
- 12. “ How many traps are in working order today?” “ None”
- 13. “ How many cigarettes can Big Gey insert in his rectum?” “ Eight”
- 14. “ What’s a popular French lager? “ That’s awful”
- 15. “ How many times does Big Gey get excited by Damo in a day?” “ 1664”
- 16. “ What’s Professor EmmelKay’s recommended number of spuffings per day? “ I do not get excited by Gaymo!!!”
- 17. “ In how many seconds will Big Gey erupt and stomp out?” “ 4”
- 18. “ Rolff Meatman wins! Next contestants please!”
- 19. “ Me!” “ I’ll take on Lady P”
- 20. “ OK, you know the rules. Let’s play!!!!”
- 21. “ In pence, what is the price of Chicken & Leek pie in the Builder’s Arse”
- 22. “ How many times has Big Gey committed beastiality?” “ 799”
- 23. “ When did you last pass wind” “ I don’t know”
- 24. “ When did you last spuff?” “ Just now” Parp! Slurp!
- 25. “ Who was the poopetrator?” “ I’m not answering that!”
- 26. “ Who does Professor EmmelKay secretly fantasise about?” “ Big Gey”
- 27. “ What’s Gaymo’s middle name?” “ Vernon”
- 28. “ Murray wins! Lady P is disqualified for not answering correctly.”
- 29. “ Allrighty then, lets go for a Tugler Special…”
- 30. Have I Got a Question of Shooting All Over Tugler Stars
- 31. Team A Team B
- 32. “ Round One: The Picture Board!”
- 33. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 1 please, Tugler”
- 35. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 7 please, Tugler”
- 37. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ I wanted 1, Gaymo!!!!! Number 2 then dammit!”
- 38. “ Number Two – hoo hoo”
- 40. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 12 please, Tugler”
- 42. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Time to rescue the team again. I’ll take number 9 please, Tugler. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeearer!!!”
- 44. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ No pressure, no pressure. Number 3 please, Tugler.”
- 46. At the end of round one it’s like Big Gey’s rectum – all square. Both teams have 2 points! Round 2: What happened next…
- 49. “ That’s amazing. Maximum points.”
- 52. “ That’s squidgily awful. Maximum points.”
- 53. Both teams are stuck together like the pages of Big Gey’s reading material. Both teams have 3 points! Round 3: Quick fire buzzer round
- 54. And remember, I really wanna see those fingers. The round will end when you see the urine.
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- 65. And there goes the urine! Just like Bruxner on holiday, at the end of Round 3, Team A are streaking ahead with 4 points to 3.
- 66. Round 4: Return of the picture board
- 67. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 5 please, Tugler”
- 69. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 4 please, Tugler”
- 71. “ Number 6 please, Tugler” 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12
- 73. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Number 10 please, Tugler”
- 75. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ Need to keep the lead here. Number 8 please, Tugler.
- 77. Now then. No pressure Gey of the Big but you need to get this right in order to draw level and take it into a tie breaker. Let’s go!
- 78. 1 2 3 4 8 7 6 5 9 10 11 12 “ No pressure, no pressure. Number 11 please, Tugler.”
- 80. And at the end of round 4 - unlike the Professor’s testicles – both teams are level! And you know what that means…
- 81. TIE BREAKER Funniest entry wins… GO!
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- 83. Will Tugler celebrate another successful mission? It’s up to you. Send in your entries now… ?