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1. The line of thought
continues, funny one
though âş
Do not walk behind me, for I may not
lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may
not follow. Do not walk beside me
either. Just pretty much leave me the
hell alone.
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2. Fun N Frolic
⢠Gravitation is not
responsible for people
falling in love.
- Albert Einstein
⢠Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain
⢠A difference of tastes in
jokes is a great strain on
the affections.
- George Eliot
⢠I have lots of ideas.
Trouble is, most of them
suck.
- George Carlin
⢠I am short enough and ugly
enough to succeed on my own.
- Woody Allen
⢠We need an energy bill that
encourages consumption.
- George Bush
⢠If you canât convince them,
confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman
3. Fun N Frolicâ2
⢠Whenever I see an old lady slip
and fall on a wet sidewalk, my
first instinct is to laugh.
But then I think, what if I was
an ant, and she fell on me.
Then it wouldnât seem quite so
funny.
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
⢠There was never a genius without
a tincture of madness.
- Aristotle
⢠âI fell asleep reading a dull
book and dreamed I kept on
reading, so I awoke from sheer
boredom.
- Heinrich Heine
⢠For an idea that does not at
first seem insane, there is no
hope
- Albert Einstein
⢠Youâve got to be optimist to be
a Democrat, and youâve got to be
a humorist to stay one.
- will Rogers - Good Gulf radio
show (24 June 1934)
4. Fun N Frolicâ3
⢠Honesty may be the best policy,
but itâs important to remember
that apparently, by elimination,
dishonesty is the second-best
policy.
- George Carlin
⢠Better to remain silent and be
thought a fool than to speak out
and remove all doubt.
- Abraham Lincoln
⢠A politician is a man who will
double cross that bridge when he
comes to it.
- Oscar Levant
⢠I have given up reading books; I
find it takes my mind off myself.
- Oscar Levant
⢠Is there anyone so wise as to
learn by the experience of
others ?
- Voltaire
5. Fun N Frolicâ4
⢠What if everything is an
illusion and nothing exists? In
that case, I definitely
overpaid for my carpet.
- Woody Allen
⢠My luck is so bad that if I
bought a cemetery, people would
stop dying.
â Rodney Dangerfield
⢠A foolish consistency is the
hobgoblin of little minds,
adored by little
statesmen and philosophers and
divines. With consistency a
great soul has
simply nothing to do.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
⢠Men who cannot deceive others
are very often successful at
deceiving themselves.
- Samuel Johnson
6. Fun N Frolicâ5
⢠A stupid manâs report of what a
clever man says is never
accurate because he
unconsciously translates what he
hears into something he can
understand.
- Bertrand Russell
⢠A thoughtful kid is one who
leaves enough gas in the tank
for you to get to the filling
station.
- Unknown
⢠âEvery man is a fool for at
least five minutes every day;
wisdom consists of not exceeding
the limit.â
- Elbert Hubbard
⢠There are two theories to
arguing with women. Neither one
works.
⢠Do not trust all men, but trust
men of worth; the former course
is silly, the
latter a mark of prudence.
- Democritus
7. Fun N Frolicâ6
⢠There are three kinds of lies:
lies, damned lies, and
statistics.
- Mark Twain
⢠Happiness is having a large,
loving, caring, close-knit
family in another city.
- George Burns
⢠I am an excellent housekeeper.
Every time I get a divorce, I
keep the house.
- Gabor
⢠ARCHITECT is One who drafts a
plan of your house, and plans a
draft of your money.
- Ambrose Bierce
⢠I either Get what I want or I
change my mind.
- Anonymous
⢠Mistrust the man who finds
everything good, the man who
finds everything evil
and still more the man who is
indifferent to everything.
- Johann K. Lavater
8. THE END
⢠The entertainment is over, so now you can go
back to work âş.
⢠This might be my last act to torture you all, now
it shall be over, a sigh of relief.
⢠Tener Cuidado, wish you all a beautiful life.
⢠Thank you all for patiently being tortured by my
deeds & acts.
⢠Welcome in Advance âş.