12. #33 – Matt doesn’t wear shirts Notice the definition in the arms, pectorals, and ab… One pack
13. #32 – He wears sunglasses inside Oversized, excessively dark, non name brand sunglasses
14. # 31-20 – Matt can fly! It took humans thousands of years to figure out the secrets of flight. Matt has perfected his technique in 21 short years!!! Matt’s beers don’t spill… ever!
23. #5 – Matt’s not afraid to throw down “dude i jus almost fuaght a 40 year old spanish guy on the way home from class with a wife n kid in his car...he almost slammed into me bro we sitting at the light mother fuker runs up to my widow spits on it i slam open my door hit him with it thro my truk in park jump out he ran bak into his car guy had like a 3 year old in the bak seat and his wife like why me tho?...hows a old man guna try some shit with a 21 year old kid” – Matt Giunta “dude iligit my thro up right now imsoo mad i hope his wife get srapped tonight and he dies a slow and painful death as we speak” – Matt Giunta
24. #4 #3 #2 – Matt is American! These colors don’t run! – Matt Giunta