I Actually Presented This In Class. JUDGE ME

1. MY HIGHLIGHTS OF 4TH YEAR!
Or,
WHY SUREN DE SARAM IS SO
GREAT.
A Powerpoint Presentation By Ciara Mary-Alice.

2. When Asked To Make A Powerpoint On My Highlights Of 4th Year, The Only Thing
That Came To Mind Was A Concert I Attended On The 30th Of April 2012. This
Concert Was Bombay Bicycle Club.
After Said Concert, (Which Was Needless To Say, Amazing.) Most Of The Band
Members, Touring Musicians And Squib Came Out To Greet Us After. I, However,
Wanted To Wait Out In The Cold Hopelessly For The Lead Singer Jack Steadman To
Sign My T-Shirt. He Never Came. However, Every Cloud Has A Silver Lining.
The Drummer, Suren De Saram, Waited With The Few People Still Waiting
Outside. He Talked To Everyone In Equal Measure And Even Went Back Inside To
Look For Jack, Only To Come Back Out And Apologise For His Absence.
This Earned Not Only My Respect, But Also My Deep Admiration For Such A
Humble Gent.
This Powerpoint Is Dedicated To Him, And The Many Reasons For His Greatness.

3. REASON 1:
His Leather Jacket.
He Found A Style, And He’s
Sticking With it. Respect.

4. ….Even Jack Wants Some Of This Jacket Action.

5. REASON 2:
His Car Is Known To Be A ‘Babe Magnet’. There Is No
Photographic Proof Of This So I Am Going To Assume His Car
Looks Like This:

6. REASON 3:
He Supports Swindon Town. Bless Him.

7. REASON 4:
He Has A Website Because He Is Just Such A Fabulous
Percussionist.
http://surendesaram.co.uk/

8. REASON 5:
LOOK AT HIM.

9. LOOK SOME MORE.

10. AND A LITTLE MORE.

11. REASON 6:
His Voice. He’s Like A Cockney Marvin Gaye.
‘Let’s Get It Onnnnnn….
Innit.’

12. REASON 7:
He’s A Closet Glasses Wearer.
SPECSY.

13. REASON 8:
He’s An Inspiration To Incontinence Sufferers
Everywhere. ‘What Doesn’t Kill
You Makes You
Stronger.’

14. REASON 9:
He’s The Cool One In Bombay Bicycle
Club.

15. REASON 10:
He Is Currently On Tour The Coolest Group Of
People Known To Man.

16. REASON 11:
He Smiles Like A Five Year Old.

17. REASON 12:
Last, But Definitley Not Least.
Suren Is So Talented, His Musical Career Does Not Stop At Bombay Bicycle
Club. It Doesen’t Even Stop With Percussion. No. Beneath The Smiles
And Leather Lies A Dark, Dark Alter Ego.
He Spits Bars.
He Destroys Guitars.
He’s Faster Than A Fast Car.
He’s In Urban Dictionary.
He.
Is………………………

18. D-TWAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

19. ~Fin~