My presentation at the "Cool Twitter Conference" in Washington, DC on June 11, 2009. The presentation was loosely focused on illustrating "universal behaviors" that Twitter application developers and entrepreneurs might want to focus on targeting in order to have successful results. The premise is based on the idea that no matter how technology changes there are human needs, desires, weaknesses and simple indulgences that never will expire. Really only works well with voice-over or me presenting thanks to spoon graphics for the base art.