Get your own black Van in the front yard series is all about YOU and how much it takes to get your own black Van in the front yard. This gives you an end to end perspective of your countries OSINT (open source intelligence) capabilities. If your life is boring or uneventful - you might try some of the practices outlined in this guide - you will never be alone again after this, I promise. WARNING: The following features hacking stunts are performed either by professionals or under the supervision of professionals. Accordingly, 404WHYLO and the producers must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt or activity performed on this show!

1. Be the best data sucker there is.
By 404Whylo
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Get your own black Van in
the front yard Series:
Electronic Dysoning
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2. • Get your own black Van in the front yard series is all about
YOU and how much it takes to get your own black Van in the
front yard. This gives you an end to end perspective of your
countries OSINT (open source intelligence) capabilities.
• If your life is boring or uneventful - you might try some of the
practices outlined in this guide - you will never be alone again
after this, I promise.
• WARNING: The following features hacking stunts are
performed either by professionals or under the supervision of
professionals. Accordingly, 404WHYLO and the producers
must insist that no one attempt to recreate or re-enact any stunt
or activity performed on this show!
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Summary
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3. • Have you been electronically dysoned recently?
This term means if you have been sucked of your
data by an organization like NSA for instance.
• Data leakage is passé, in the IT industry we
talked about syphoning data, data leakage and
therof but now with the view of recent events and
NSA’s approach to privacy we can talk about
electronic dysoning- a new dimension.
• A new threat with specific risks
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Electronic Dysoning
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4. • Twice the
suction than
others.
NSA
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Prepare and brace yourself for…
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5. •Engineered to
remove more
data
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Prepare and brace yourself for…
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6. •The agency that
doesn't lose
suction on your
data
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Prepare and brace yourself for…
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7. •We go bagless we
build a datacenter
in Utah.
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Prepare and brace yourself for…
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8. •Why does NSA
needs twice the
data than others?
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9. •Because they spy
on themselves too!
• 404Whylo asks: what about:
Recursion! Answer: We spy on that
too.
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D’oh!
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10. •What does an NSA
employee do at a
fortune teller?
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11. •Collecting data?
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D’oh!
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12. •What does a NSA field
ops say when he gets
back to home from
work ?
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?
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13. •There’s no place
like 127.0.0.1!
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D’oh!
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14. • An NSA field ops from the
toilet shouts to his supervisor:
- Boss, boss, do you hear me?!!!!
- What happened, did you run out
of toilet paper?
- No, restart the router, please!
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D’oh!
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15. 1. Become dedicated to a club, join causes, become more
involved in the community, which will help you meet
new people so you will not focus on that one particular
data collection obsession.
2. Sometimes, we become obsessed with data collection
because we believe that single piece of data we are
obsessing over is the only piece of data who will ever love
us or we believe they are our "one true piece of data."
Never think of a piece of data in that way--that is only an
ideal, not truth. If it didn't work out, then it most likely
wasn't meant to be.
3. Remember the way that this piece of data treated you
and others. Don't focus on the good parts.
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9 Steps for NSA
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16. 4. If you are friends with this data, country or the world on
social networking site (like MySpace or Facebook), take
them off your friend list. I know that sounds harsh, but how
will you ever get over them if you are able to see what they are
up to all the time?
5. Realize that the need for data collection can be based on
something else—maybe low self-esteem, feelings
of loneliness, or inability to connect with other people in a
way that is outside of a the data collection realm.
6. Remember that while you are obsessing over this data
collection issue, you are missing out on data which is
probably better for you in addition to other parts of life that
you could be enjoying.
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17. 7. Stop making excuses for why they didn't call, didn't email you
back, made you feel bad, or any other negative way they might
have treated you. Don't ever think they are sitting around thinking
about you—because they are probably wrapped up in their own
data collection issues. If they feel interested in you, they will take
the initiative to contact you. Since they are not doing that, it means
they are not interested.
8. Get rid of data of all these countries and avoid fantasizing
about them. No one deserves incomplete data or a shadow of data.
9. If you don't know the person, get to know them. I have found
that there is no better cure to being a secret admirer than to get to
know that person. You will either become friends or you might end
up not liking them as much.
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18. • NSA: Not Sure About
• Dyson: Directly yes soon on native
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Acronyms
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Thanks and don’t
forget to have
fun!
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